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Okay, well it all started on day about 1 month ago I
had been skating for about a year and I started to
learn nollie flips. I landed about 10 or so over that
half hour and then decided to try one into a noseslide
by the way this was at the west 49 park near Trenton,
Ontario. Anyway I tried doing them into a noseslide on
a handrail about 1 or so feet high ---- not really
that big but hey who cares ---- maybe sponsors but oh
well. Anyway I started locking in to them when all of
a sudden some skate betty and her boyfriend come into
the park ----- it is an indoor park and start skating.
They are holding hands while riding up the quater pipe
and I thought him thats lame --- then to top it off
they start making out on the quarter pipe and I was
like hmm what the that aint right. So me and my
friends are like can't you do that someplace else.
They reply if you don't want to see us doing it just
don't look. So i decided to get back at the cocky
bitches. By doing a bs disaster on the quater pipe
they were making out on, as I did it I stalled on the
coping grabbed the guy's board and ran out of the
store into the parking lot. About 30 minutes later I
came back with the guys board hoping to sell it off to
some kid in the store. However, the two obscene betty
and boyfriend were still there and the guy was crying
he was like 14 too and so I decided to give his board
back --- well I had to they threatened to ban me from
the park and where I come from you need an indoor park
to skate especially in the winter. So a shitty long
story short all you boyfriend, girlfriend skaters out
there keep it off the quater pipe or im gonna fucking
bs disaster you. |
| Right... Your stole his board while doing a B/S Disaster... |
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| me and my friend were skating one day at this 9 set and i olliing down it and my friend decides he's gonna 180 it. well he sets up and pops a big ollie. There's this 4 foot rail right along the steps and he gets about 90 degrees and lands in the rail in a board slide. He slide off the board and had a sack tap right on the rail and flew head first and banged his head on rail, rolled down the remaning 4 stairs and his boards rolls right down the stairs and hits him right in the balls. |
| He tried a 180, landed on the handrail instead, sacked himself, did some crazy stuff then when he landed the board hit him in the nuts... HEY, I think you stole this idea off some stick death site!!! |
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The other day I was over at my friend's house skating. I was olliing a 2-set(usually I would do more, but thats all he had, and we couldn't go anywhere). I had done it a million and one times and was getting bored. So my friend's sister told me a joke. I was laughing when I started to go and I was gonna try a Pop-Shove-it off the stairs. I ollied but the board shifted and went left and out from under me. I flew down backwards and hit my tailbone right on the bottom stair. I only bruised my tailbone and I'm back skating allready, ramping, olliing, doing shove-it's, the whole mix.
Chad Herndon
Tupelo, Mississippi |
| Damn that sucks, next time make the story more interesting, even the story above is better than this... I think you like your friends sister, it wasn't the joke, it was that you were thinking about her and not your shove. |
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hi,
this is a small story about how frustrating learning kickflips can be...
i started trying them about 3 months after i started skating... i could bearly flip the board, but i got better
and soon landed my back foot, this was the most frustrating part... it took me 2 months to land my front foot....but still i felt frustrated about landing two feet, i felt like i should give up...but then i read this article on j.t aultz.. about how as soon as he learned kickflips...he took them to the 2 and 3 stair sets in just a day, by the end of the day he charged them at the 5 set... that inspired me to a higher level ,well, a few months and a few sore shins and ankels later, i finnaly landed a kickflip, finally hard work had paid off in my life!
... to this day i still have that article and read every now and then...
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| Again, even the story above is better, and that one sucked. Let's see how long before the story above is better streak ends. (How low can you go!?) |
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Once when i was sk8ing about a few months ago i was with a bunch of my skate buds we were just sk8in around pulling shit tricks like manuals and ollies lol ( this was a few months ago when i started sk8in). So we were sk8in and we ran into some sk8er who we completly dunt kno , we started talkin to him and sk8ed for a while , he was pulling kickflips n shit we were amazed considering we dunno Anyone who can do that , anyways we sk8ed with him for a while n then when it got into the night time , the sk8er we met (Billy) said lets go vandilize n shit , so we trashed sum cans broke some lights and when we say a bunch of cops drive up! I yelled "SHIT , COPS" we all literly split up! i totaly ran as fast as i could and i ran into a near by bus station which was near my house so i walked home , then i called all my friends to c if they made it and luckly they were'nt caught but that night wuz fun! but i hate old people!! they always call the cops right when ur starting to have fun , lol thats my story
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| I would even call the cops on you, its people like you that give us a bad reputation. (YEAH!, The story above is better streak continues!) |
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I was just skating up at the primary school we used to go to with my skate
friends Kyle and Darryl. Kyle was just practicing all of his tricks. And
Darryl was nosesliding down this slanted curb. I was just video recording
Darry nosesliding down the curb for really no good reason. Then this Janitor
comes out and is like Hey you dcome here. You with the camera you with the
camera,turn it off, and come here too. SO I didnt know what he wanted so I
just turned off the camera being my normal stupid self. I still regret not
leaving it on. I put it in my book bag and walked over to him where my two
friends were already talking to him. And he gives us a lecture for like 5
minutes. I didnt listen to half of it but the parts I did listen to were
things like " I dont really care about you skateing here, but some one else
may not like it and call the cops , and you could be charged with
tresspasing, so get off now." And I still wonder to this day how the hell we
were tresspasing on private property. --Bruce |
| Always film, always... |
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One day me and 2 friends were skating in my driveway. Me (being the idiot that I am) told them I could land a hardflip into a pogo. I started rolling and flipped it real fast. I flipped the hardflip and a half and I land in pogo (as my friends thought). I had actually racked myself without them knowing. 1 of them comes up and kicks my board out from under me. Somehow it flipped out and I landed it.
One day I was skating a 3 stair at my house and kickflipping down it. I wasn't skating good and constantly overflipping it. I flipped it slow once and landed in Primo. After some balance I lost it and beefed. When I picked up my deck the nose was split pretty bad next to the left wheel. When I went in my house my dad called me and idiot and said you paid for it and your going to pay for the next also. So next time I get a board it is going to be Darkstar.
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| Yeah, I'd like to have seen that hardflip to pogo, LOL your dad called you an idiot! YEAH MAN, Darkstars, man there sweet, you can like, break them over your head, chop them into 15 peices and stuff. Then you leave them over night and they grow back together!!! (not) |
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| I was going on a skateboard tour in atlanta. We started in the vans skatepark. The next day we went to the x games skatepark. When we got there I saw how big the roll in was to go into the foam pit and I was freakin out. Then I started skating around trying ollies off the kiddie quarter pipe. I started skating around wanting to go into the foam pit. finally I got the courage to go up there. I looked down and the roll in was straight down. I started chillin up there like I had done this before. Then finally some blader told me to go. I wasnt gonna turn down some blader like a chicken. So I got on my board and started rollin down. It was fast! when I got down from it I started to chill. Then I went up the ramp into the foam pit. I hadnt had a better feeling all summer. after about an hour I took a break watching some other skaters I saw some dudes jumpin over five boards. It was sick dude. |
| Is "the story above is better" streak still going? Seriously people could you guys write anything more boring?¿ |
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hey whats up i got a story to tell it took place today at my local
skatepark......ok here goes theres this little rail there goin over the
stairs. its a little taler than a foot. ok so i go up to it (ive never tried
it befor) and i ollie andi land on it and i fall and land in racking
posision but on my butt instead luckily (it still hurt but at least i didnt
land on my nuts.so i slide down backwards on my ass and my board was primo
and i landed on my back on it. i said "THAT HURT LIKE A BIIIIIIIISKIT" and i
got up and skated some more.the end |
| hmm, you must be one short guy if you sacked your self on a rail just over a foot. |
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Everyday im jus skatin out front of my house jus prefecting tricks and this stoopid lady drives by every single day yellin "get out of the road" or "get out of the way u damn skater punk" and i always yell back "go to hell" or "u suck" or something like that. soo one day i didnt move out of the way soo this lady stars beepin for like 1 min str8. i was like damn lady soo i walk to the drivers window i and i told her to stop f*ckin beepin or else... so she told me to shut up and beeped like 3 more times and i jus sayed to her f**k off B*tch and i opened her gas tank and jus f*ckin smashed off the gas tank lid with my trucks so she started driving off soo i threw my skateboard at her back window and it smashed her back window in soo she f*ckin got the police involved and i ended up payin for a new gas tank lid and back window... she hasnt yelled at me again ever since that day (no bullshit true story)
L8ER!-RYAN |
| Compete skateboard- $175, Rail to boardslide on - $75, Box to grind - $100, throwing your skateboard at a lady and breaking her gas tank - $1000, being able to skate on the road without getting yelled at- Priceless. |
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ok this is a story about my friend trey we were down in jacksonville (city 15 miles from my house) we found this 6 stair we were ollieing it then trey tried to do a kickflip down them but when he did it somehow the board nose dived i dont see how that happened cuz he can land kickflips on the first try everytime but when ever does screw up it doesnt nose dive well back to wat iwas about to say the board nose dived the board landed right between his legs so he got dilled in the but by the skateboardhe had to get like 20stitches he'll make jokes about it sometime like he'll say"" i lost my virginity to my board '' he was bleedin and it looked like he was on his period he said his crack is like 5 inches longer nowhe quit for a while like 3 months or so then we went back to the stairs and landed his kickflip.
The End p.s. Yalls trick tips help me alot
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| I was just about to think of another mean comment but the complement on the trick tips made me stop. |
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