| 1.Sent in by Graham Erwin |
| E-mail: [email protected] |
Ya, know how every body has a friend who has a friend who has a
brother who's black label got ran over by a semi or something and
didn't snap? Well I just had a recent experience first hand. Me and
three of my friends were skating in front of my house. My friend Alex
who just started tried a b/s shove-it and his black label flew into the
street. (real smart) Well there was a car (corvette or however u spell
that) about 40 feet down the road. So the dork in the car thought he
would be cool and try to run over Alex's Label. And he did. Right in
the middle maybe a little over the bolts but still pretty much dead
center. I heard a load pop and thought there went his board but it
just popped up and hit the car in the door!( hopefully leaving a
dent.) I ran over to look at it and all that was done to the board
was a black streak in the grip tape! But the wheels got screwed up!
They had huge chunks taken out of them but the board was fine! Well
Know you know first hand that Black Labels DON'T BREAK! |
| Black steak in black grip tape eh? |
| 2.Sent in By: Eric |
| E-mail: [email protected] |
The first time I sat foot on a skateboard By Eric Camomile
The first time I sat foot on a skateboard was the time I changed, for the
good but cops came fast. One time when me and my friend where at a gas
station and one of my friends got a new hook up deck (broke the first week
HA HA HA) anyway. I looked at it and then started riding it around. It was
so fun I knew I had to have one. I went to K-Mart and got a Rage one ... ha
ha ha blue light anyway I was skating with him and it was like 8:00 pm and
it was almost Christmas and we where going home from a friends house when a
cop comes up and starts yelling at us like he had sex with a guy and didn't
want to. So this old 75 yea old bitch said .. "you where stealing lights"
and we weren't So the cop wrote us a ticket ... that n9ight my mom (who is
the coolest) called the police and started yelling and stuff and are next
door people actually where stealing the lights. so they came and said sorry
and stuff and I said "you should be you little butt humper" and he got
pissed and went away but the best thing was that the people next door where
rollerbladers HA HA HA and that Christmas I got a complete toy machine deck
from my mom and dad and that bad part was my grandma thought I was a
rollerblader and got me some pos ones ... I still have them ... wait no I
don't I sold them to a kid for 50 bucks .... ha ha ha ha ha SUCKER anyway ...
the end. |
| Yeah, you called a cop a but humper and he just left... |
| 3.Sent in By: Parris |
| E-mail: [email protected] |
| I started staking about two months ago on a junky K-mart board that one of my friends had had for about a year. well, we were skating around and my friend decided to do sort of a weird flip trick he made up and landed funny and snapped the tail truck in half!!! if he had broke the deck I would have been pretty mad, but since he pulled of an awesome stunt like breaking a truck I was just amazed. Oh and I got an alien workshop deck the next week so I'm not complaining. |
| Ok... So your friend broke your trucks and you got a deck and now you...(Ride your deck without trucks)? |
| 4.Sent in By: Rich Ryan |
| E-mail: [email protected] |
After learning to Ollie quite high I tried to Ollie a bench in a park but as
i landed i did the splits with one foot on my board, and I dragged my back
knee along the floor for about 5 meters. |
| OK... 5 meters is a pretty long distance. Your lucky my HTML editor has a spell check or else you would of been disqualified. =) |
| 5.Sent in By: [email protected] |
| ok so on the 3rd of november it was my b-day and me and my friends went to our local skatepark.in my group of friends there were 3 bladers and 2 sk8boarders.@ the skatepark skateboarders out numbered the bladers 2 to 1.okay so it was raining earlier in the day and my grip tap was all messed up.on the 3rd huge vert ramp i went to ollie off of the vert ramp,and little did i know my grip tape was coming off.so i ollie off and the board slips from right under me!!!!!and my board lands all messed up but it was still good.as for me i landed a bit weird and i twisted my ankle so bad i had to stop sk8ing for a while.boy did that hurt cause there was also a wood 2x4 layed flat connected to the ramp.thank god i didnt hit that!!!then i would have done a super man down to the floor!!! |
| ok? |
| 6.Sent in By: [email protected] |
| alright so my friend and i r hangin out sk8in in front the courthouse downtown. this cops comes out screamin at us with a cup of coffee in his hand.my friend looks at him flips him and yells fuck you.the cop throws his coffee down and takes off after us. he follows us for a couple of blocks and then we run into the holiday center and go up a floor out onto the deck and we look down and the cop is sitting there right under us. my friends leans over hocks the biggest loogie ever right on his head and then ducks out of the way.best thing about it is we never got caught. |
| sure... |
| 7.E-mail: [email protected] |
I was in a skate contest.My first two runs sucked i fell on a 360 flip and a
5-0.Well anyway i was sitting there drinking and eating resting before my
next run. A one dollar bill falls on my lap with a toy machine sticker taped
on it.I do not know where it came from ,well any i put the sticker on my
board .The next run i had , my final run i won it was the best run there i
heard people saying .I wonder if it was from the sticker or just my luck. |
| Pretty weird, but cool. |
| 8.E-mail: [email protected] |
Yesterday me and my friend went to an outdoor skatepark. it's just this
little thing near a soccer field but it's alright. so we start skatin and
everythin is goin fine until it starts to get dark. there was almost no
lights so we couldn't really see our boards. my friend tries a kickflip off
of the kicker and misses his board and falls on his ass and slides a bit. he
got up after a few minutes and thought everythin wuz fine. when he turned
around i noticed that he had a huge rip on the ass of his pants. he didn't
notice so i didn't tell him. a few other skater came and started laughin. he
wuz like " what the hell's goin on?" everyone from then on calls him pants
boy. |
| Pants boy... That's a pretty queer name. |
| 10.E-mail: [email protected] |
| ''KYLE'' shouted kyles mom uh oh he thought to himself what could I have done. Kyle didn't no but he was grounded and all he could do is skateboard which isn't that bad because kyle loved to skateboard. He would skate all day! So what did kyle do well dah he went skating on his brand new alien workshop . He was skating for about 1 hour when Taylor came and asked to go out and skate kyle was so happy that he forgot to tell his parents . kyle and tay went to the skatepark but got bored so they went to skate street but what they didn't know is it was private property, and the owners had already called the cops. so they kept skating there was a awesome 8 set that kyle and tay were kickflipping it it was sick!!!! they both heard sirens but they thought it was just some stupid thing. But it came closer so they decided to split they were right on time they just made it.the two friends said goodbye and went home. But there was one more obsticle his mom but she was easy to sneak past and Kyle was safely in his room. YES he said to himself.Safe!. THIS WAS A TRUE STORY AND IT HAPPENED TO ME BY KYLE. |
| Ok... |
| 11.E-mail: |
Okay, I was at the park at lunch time eating, I was also watching these
people skate. This on guy started on the picnic table and kick-fliped off.
Sadly he landed but with both feet in the middle of his board, it snapped.
Right after someone tried to Boardslide a bench and he broke his board.
This one peep ollied a garbage can. His ollie was like 3 feet high and,
well he broke his board. Back at school another kid tried a kick-flip in
the hall and he broke one of his trucks. That's like 3 broken boards, and a
broken truck. All I need to say is HOLY SHIT!
Evan |
| Yeah not every day do you see three boards break and a broken truck. I saw a guy at this local skate shop the other day. He had one of those walmart boards. His wheels cracked (they were plastic) his trucks (the hanger) broke his deck was in 2 pieces and his bearings were broken. |
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| During the recent summer the neighborhood skaters and myself started a small skate park in a dead end next to my house. We had spent hundreds of dollars on plywood, beams, rails and nails as well as put in countless hours of work in maintaining it as well as building it. I kinda operated the area because my house was so close to it. We weren't dicks about it and would let anyone who wanted to skate the stuff do so (probably cause I was to lazy to lock it up). Anyway, after we had skated it for the entire summer one day this guy in a black pickup truck pulls up right into the dead end where parking is illegal and parks right over a kicker. Now some of the skaters there at the time did not take kindly to this and decided to give this guy a piece of their mind. They exchange words and the man leaves. It turned out he operated a garden in the forests nearby only privately own land that did not belong to him. We decide to chill inside my house just in case cops show up, which tends to happen frequently to us. When we came outside about 20 minutes later a local fruitbooter who lives down the street was running off with our black plastic kicker. We chase him but he was in his house before we even got near him. When we pull up to his driveway a crazy hick lady says she told him to get it. When we attempt to walk up to his door, not even her house, she steps in the way. When we ask for it back she says she took and she can because she an adult. She then calls the police and tells the officer on the phone right in front of us that we threatened to kill her son! We stick around to prove our innocence. About 3 minutes later 2 cop cars pull up and one jumps out of each car immediately and pulls out their guns screaming at us to drop to the ground and put our hands on our heads! I kid you not. When we are in handcuffs they sit us down in the cruiser and ask us what we think happened and what the woman said happened. After not knowing what was going on she explains to him that we were using foul language to a man she did not know and that it made her uncomfortable when she lived 6 house away. In the end we get away scott free except for no kicker ramp back, a charge against my friend for a verbal assault and we must not skate in the street ever again. The cop forcefully explained that it is illegal to skate in the roads for they are for vehicles only. Being in the pissed off moods we were we hung low for a few days. When I returned from school one day I looked where our skate park was and noticed there was not one piece of wood remaining. Everything from our benches to our 5 foot quarter-pipe was gone. It turns out the woman who called the pigs on us got her husbands brother to come with his pickup and clean the lot out. It must have taken him all day to get rid of it all because it took a whole summer to put there. We still cant get over to this day that our stuff was gone and we have cops on our asses for skating in the street. |
| Yeah that's the best story so far. It looked kinda long but it was worth reading. I had to deal with stupid adults a couple times, there worse then cops cause theres like 10 times as much as them. Good story! |
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My name is Thomas.I just started skating 3 months ago. Today I landed my first 8 step. I love skating. My goal is to be a pro skater.I hope you guys like my story, and bladers suck.
Peace,
Ross Thomas
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| Really good I liked how you did the traditional my name is ... Actually this is the lamest story I have read. I don't see why every one hates bladers it's not like they steal your boards. Some of them are fags but most are pretty cool people. |
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This is story is pretty pants, but wtf
I was skating with a mate in a car park on a very windy day, i tried to
blunt stall the kurb, fell on the grass next to it and landed next to twenty
quid!
lucky! |
| yeah... |
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Well one day me and some buds where hangin out eatin chicken infront of a
little joint we skate at, anyways some fagget bmxers had busted one of our
homeade ramps and were ticked and i got so mad i threw away a chicken leg
and that ticked me off more so i was all made and i tried to do a kickflip
of this loading dock and the board flew out from under my feet and smacked
this nice sports car in the parking lot it put a big ol crack in the
windsheild and the alarm went off, so we busted off and we chilled at the
mall until we thought it had blown over so we went back to check it out and
the loser bmxer that had screwed up the ramp had got caught by the cops and
they thought that all those bmxers did it, anyway they couldnt get out and
they got busted, i saw them doin community service at the park, paintin
pincnic benches,hehe anyways peace
-Cheesy Moo |
| He he he... |
| 16.E-mail: |
| hi name's nick and on summer vacation i go to washington to stay wit my dad .anyway my dad took me to the olympia skatepark and on my first day at the park some kid who wheres the same cloths everyday but kills at skateboarding but hes a real dick, well anyway i was skatin and he seen that i didnt have any skate shoes and hes like ur stupid u dont evan have skateshoes u probably got into skateboarding cause of tony hawk. man my reeboks are pimpin ( I thought in my mind )..and then he drops in on the 6"qp and is goin like 25mph and its the 3"qp and just bust out a benihana like 10 feet in the air.and comes back my way to the 6" and hits a 540 like 5feet over my head..im like sweet.and lands ferfectly in ollie position ...... and then all of the suuden "i dont know why"he said he was sorry and tought me how to dropin..... well im back in oklahoma with hot wheather and no skate, hey but i got some dc's now..Well thats the end of my story.see yas.....HEY BLUETORCH JUST CAME ON!!!!!!!! |
| Yeah, it's all about the shoes. |
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| The day it all cahnged was when i first stepped foot on a skateboard.At first i sucked couldn't even ride the thing.Over the months i goy better.I could ollie 10 stairs kickflip 8 and triple kickflip 14. Now i am sponcerd by Vans |
| Sure you are. |
| 18.E-mail: |
| My family and I was on a disney vacation. Well anyways i was outside the holtel skating with my cuzin i was eying these six stairs and finally i decided to ollie it. I rolled away clean three times , then on the fourth try i landed way wrong and busted my ankel up super bad. I immediatly thought it was broken because it swellede up like a hot-air balloon in like 5 seconds. Then i later found out that it was toen ligaments! this is the worst thing you can do to your ankle so now i can walk for a month and the worst thing is i cant skateboard for 3 months!! This sux big! So when i start again ill just suck it up really bad. |
| Yeah you shouldn't skate when your on vacation. |
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| One day I was out skating with my friend, who is a rollerblader, when I tried to ollie over a speed bump. I landed it first try and my friend decided he wanted to try it too. He tried it, slipped out, and fell on his knee. He was in a lot of pain and just laid on the floor for a minute. Then a old lady came out and started yelling that we weren't allowed to skate around the neighborhood and that it was against the law. I told her to shut up and she was so surprised I talked back that she went back inside and I haven't seen here since. |
| WOW man a speed bump! |
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| I went to a halfpipe for my b-day(only been sk8ing for 6 months.) after a while i got the courage to drop in. i stood there for a while, and then finally went. i was flying cause there was about a foot of vert, and i got right down to the flat and flew up about 3 ft. and fell on my back and slid on the sk8light for about 3 ft. my elbows got all cut up and i bled all over the hp. hurt like a banchie. |
| Learn to drop in on small things before you try the big... |
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| I know this kid who tried to ollie a ledge that was like 7 stairs high but insted he accidenttally heel flipped it and landed it.the kid was sk8ing for like 2months not even. |
| Yeah, I really doubt he landed it, hes probably bullshittin ya! |
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| Yo. In middleton, Ohio we have a park. The first time I went there, I tried to 5050 an 8 stair ledge. I fell and was knocked uncontious. The next time I went to the park I kickflipped of a six foot wall. Then buttfaced me tried a switch kickflip off. It spun like a grandma fart. Still I tried to land it. I broke my corney ankle. Im skating agian and trying to pick up SOME sponsors. |
| Grandma's Fart? Never herd that expression |
| 23.E-mail: |
Yup. One day me and some friends were skating town. A
friend from out of town was with us. It was one of
those shit days when you can land anything, but you
still had fun. My friend Mike was digging through the
trash and found some UPS stickers. He satrted stick
them all over his board and stuff and my othere
friends started doing it too. I put a few on mine.
Then i grabbed the roll of stickers and wrapped myself
up in them and started doing tricks off the ledge. We
filmed it and stuff. Me and 2 of my friends wen't over
to Sonic and got some stuff to eat while everyone
stayed at the ledge. Me and my out of town friend came
back to find that Mike had found some bug spray in the
trash and Harvey used some of the stickers to write
"SHIT" on the sidewalk. Mike started spraying the bug
spray on a piece of cardboard. As soon as he started
spraying the shit a copper drove by and slammed on his
brakes. He drove up to us and asked what we were
doing. Mike was like "I don't know". The pig started
talking to him about how he thought he was spray
painting on the ground. Thenm he asked Mike if he was
like doing a science project or something. 2 more cops
drove up and started yelling at us about something.
One of the cops say Harveys artwork. Another saw the
camcorder. He was fucking aorund with it trying to
work it to see if we filmed anything to use as
evidence. The fags made us line up against the wall
and started searching us. One cop took out my wallet
and found some porno pics. He said that he was gonna
take me home and show them to my parents. He then
decided that he was too lazy to do that so he just
ripped them up. The mean cop was mad about Harveys art
and made him clean it up. At frist Harvey wouldn't
tell them that he did it and so they said that they
were gonna take us all to jail if one of us didn't
confess. I now have a reason to hate cops.
The lesson learned:
Don't do anything remotely bad at a skatespot.
Don't lie to a cop.
Don't carry porn in your wallet. |
| Yeah I have been hearing a lot of stories about lying to cops lately... |
| 24.E-mail: |
Hey my Name is Wee. Actually its Jonathan thats just
my last name. Well I was skatin at a hospital just
down the street . Its a pretty kool place to skate. I
was just over there tryin to do a 4 set for the first
time(i wasn't that good). Finally i landed it. My
friends were givin me compliments and i was so stoked
.then i go try it again. This time i tried to pop
shuvit off. Of course i ate it and i threw my
skateboard. I go run after it . I finally catch it(i
was in pain). Then my friends run away screaming
"SECURITY". I tried to run away but they caught me. I
yell"Ahhh thats F**ked out loud". THe security just
stares at me and comfiscated my skateboard. I got so
pissed. They didnt give it back for a week and i had
to pay a fine of 20 bucks. Now i go further back in to
the hospital to skate. But the story doesnt end there.
ME and my friends were tryin a 7 set for the first
time. It took me like 2 hours to nail it. Finally im
just ollieing a 7 set.then the friggin security comes
back to area. I got in trouble same with all my
friends. That just pushed us over our limits . We were
so pissed. We were standing there talking back to the
security when one of my friends try to run away . When
he did that the security followed him and not us.
When we saw that we ran like crazy out of there. Then
we ran to our local liqour store. When we were there
we met a cop. He asked us if we were stayin out of
trouble. I couldnt keep a straight face and started
laughin. He got suspicous and started askin me
questions. OF course i was lyin to him for a while. HE
seemed like a pretty kool cop. Then someone rides
along in his security pickup right to the liqour
store. I whispered "AHH "of course the cop heard me.
Then the security guard caught me talkin to the cop. I
was in 2 time the trouble. The security guard starts
to talk to the cop. Then it seemed they got in to an
arguement, THe security guard was tryin to get us in
trouble but the cop was tryin to keep me from gettin
in trouble. That surprised me. The cop said he had
more power in the law than a security guard. The
security guard just got mad and drove away. The cop
had a talk with me about skating at private property.
We ended up having a talk. All we did was walk away in
the end. We were so stoked and kept skatin. |
| First story that doesn't dis cops... |
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Every Halloween I go out with my friends.But this Halloween is different.Why?Because this Halloween we were trick or treating and then it Happened.Cody passed out but he didn't pass out.Someone had hitmotised him. So we looked around hoping it won't happen to us.We turned around and Cody was gone.Sat down nervously and then we saw him it was the Masked Skateboarder. we were so scared we ran as fast as we could.So he wouldn't catch us we ran to go get help.But we couldn't convince any one that he was real.So we went home hoping our parents would believe us but they weren't there.That was odd and there was about 300 people in front of our door truing to get candy.But then the noise stopped everybody was gone.No one was in town no one in sight no one at home where did everybody go I said.Then I was the only one left. Said ha masked skateboarder can't get me.Then I saw him I said get past here .I caught with him I tackled him to the hard concrete.I unmasked the Masked Skateboarder. it was Cody I said Cody why did you do this? He said because I wanted to be rich in candy.So cody got grounded and I got rewarded 1 year worth of candy.Unlike Cody I'm happy eating candy while he's sitting in his room for the a year.
THE END
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| My eyes my eyes!!! |
