September 1...what would YOU do if..? - Skateboard-City Forum

Hairy Johnson · 09-01-2005

You're eating dinner alone and you hear your mom come home. She's carrying something big in her hands. Without saying anything to you, she walks upstairs and puts the big thing in her room.

Late at night, your curiosity gets the best of you and you sneak into her room. You find a bid drawer slightly open, and when you open it, this fowl stench fills the room. You take the big thing out and lay it on the ground, and see that the thing is inside a black plastic trash bag. You open up the bag, and see your dad's bloody carcass lying in front of you. Just then your mom turns on the light and she has a knife in her hand. What do you do?

Tonights what would you do if was published and entered to me by Mr. Evil Guy....feel free to u2u me ideas ladies and cockleman

Monkeyskater · 09-01-2005

id shoot her with the gat i carry around in my pocket

**Slapdown** · 09-01-2005

Say "Oh great. I was thinking I'd have to go down for the steak knifes, but now we can chow down together!"

-=MuTT=- · 09-01-2005

Are you gonna make one everyday

Mr Evil Guy · 09-01-2005

I'd run and scream like a sissy

And yes people, please u2u him ideas, his are just...ugh

[Edited on 1-9-2005 by Mr Evil Guy]

SkateHardSkateFast · 09-01-2005

Eat the carcass and run

Mcrankfan · 09-01-2005

I would start cussing like crazy. Then I would jump out the window, run down our deck stairs, adn get the crap outta there. I would run and go to my friends house, and then call 911.

Mcrankfan · 09-01-2005

and then run away all teh way to the end of the neighboorhood and then walk over to harris teeter and eat there and tell the dudes what had happened. They would drive my to NY.

dain84 · 09-01-2005

I'd stab that bitch and eat her too.

Till Death 21 · 09-01-2005

kick her in the knee and in the vag and run

tubbyturd · 09-02-2005

shake the brick out of my pant leg.

_Enjoi_ · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by Slapdown
Say "Oh great. I was thinking I'd have to go down for the steak knifes, but now we can chow down together!"

Munch time

New_Skater · 09-02-2005

I would jump out my the 2nd floor window, land, run away, go to to police station.

sk8er_bob · 09-02-2005

shoot the bitch before she stabs you?

shifta · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by sk8er_bob
shoot the bitch before she stabs you?

you back?

**Slapdown** · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by sk8er_bob
shoot the bitch before she stabs you?

Not everyone carries a gun in their back pocket you crazy coon.

KevLock12345 · 09-02-2005

Kick her in her nuts and run.... oh... wait...

**JerseySucks** · 09-02-2005

I would spear her and tackle, take the knife away, but I wouldnt kill so I owuldnt go to jail.

AWS skater · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by KevLock12345
Kick her in her nuts and run.... oh... wait...

correction, kick her in her overy and run

**newb_frend_of_rock_rocks_** · 09-02-2005

Quote:

Originally posted by sk8er_bob
shoot the bitch before she stabs you?

The Gangstuh is back

CHUM · 09-02-2005

yeh i dunno.... throw something heavy at her, or a sheet or something to stall her. then id bust a window and run out and call the cops. i guess.... but id feel bad locking up my mom.... =|

Element For Life · 09-02-2005

uh id fucking grab the knife and hold it to her throat until she behaves and gos to police

campkill_yourself · 09-02-2005

Say what the fuck?!?! And then she tells me that it's a fake carcass so everything is super. =)

enjoiordie · 09-02-2005

take a nice dumb in my pants:)

09-01-2005	#1
Hairy Johnson Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In your mom, off in my own zone smokin on homegrown Posts: 3,850	September 1...what would YOU do if..? You're eating dinner alone and you hear your mom come home. She's carrying something big in her hands. Without saying anything to you, she walks upstairs and puts the big thing in her room. Late at night, your curiosity gets the best of you and you sneak into her room. You find a bid drawer slightly open, and when you open it, this fowl stench fills the room. You take the big thing out and lay it on the ground, and see that the thing is inside a black plastic trash bag. You open up the bag, and see your dad's bloody carcass lying in front of you. Just then your mom turns on the light and she has a knife in her hand. What do you do? Tonights what would you do if was published and entered to me by Mr. Evil Guy....feel free to u2u me ideas ladies and cockleman

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09-01-2005	#2
Monkeyskater Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Focus: Just Chillin' Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: caucasus Posts: 4,913	id shoot her with the gat i carry around in my pocket

09-01-2005	#3
Slapdown SB-C Preacher Focus: All Rounder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Croydon, London, UK Posts: 8,231	Say "Oh great. I was thinking I'd have to go down for the steak knifes, but now we can chow down together!"

09-01-2005	#4
-=MuTT=- Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Westport, CT Posts: 2,229	Are you gonna make one everyday

09-01-2005	#5
Mr Evil Guy Perma Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Strung up in webs, the net was flung over the auditorium Posts: 3,466	I'd run and scream like a sissy And yes people, please u2u him ideas, his are just...ugh [Edited on 1-9-2005 by Mr Evil Guy]

09-01-2005	#6
SkateHardSkateFast Respected User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,170	Eat the carcass and run

09-01-2005	#7
Mcrankfan Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 719	I would start cussing like crazy. Then I would jump out the window, run down our deck stairs, adn get the crap outta there. I would run and go to my friends house, and then call 911.

09-01-2005	#9
dain84 The Vaporizer Focus: Just Chillin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Portland Posts: 9,254	I'd stab that bitch and eat her too.

09-01-2005	#10
Till Death 21 Benz You Over Focus: Just Chillin' Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Butler, PA Posts: 4,610	kick her in the knee and in the vag and run

09-02-2005	#11
tubbyturd Member Focus: Flatland Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Ypsilanti, MI Posts: 1,805	shake the brick out of my pant leg.

09-02-2005	#13
New_Skater Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 27	I would jump out my the 2nd floor window, land, run away, go to to police station.

09-02-2005	#14
sk8er_bob Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: SAN DIEGO Six 1 Nine Posts: 757	shoot the bitch before she stabs you?

09-02-2005	#17
KevLock12345 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: my own ass Posts: 198	Kick her in her nuts and run.... oh... wait...

09-02-2005	#18
JerseySucks Respected User Focus: All Rounder Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: dirty jerz Posts: 10,859	I would spear her and tackle, take the knife away, but I wouldnt kill so I owuldnt go to jail.

09-02-2005	#21
CHUM Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 615	yeh i dunno.... throw something heavy at her, or a sheet or something to stall her. then id bust a window and run out and call the cops. i guess.... but id feel bad locking up my mom.... =\|

09-02-2005	#22
Element For Life Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I wish in Canada Posts: 588	uh id fucking grab the knife and hold it to her throat until she behaves and gos to police

09-02-2005	#23
campkill_yourself Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: . _____-. Posts: 1,876	Say what the fuck?!?! And then she tells me that it's a fake carcass so everything is super. =)

09-02-2005	#24
enjoiordie Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 760	take a nice dumb in my pants:)