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Old 09-01-2005   #1
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You're eating dinner alone and you hear your mom come home. She's carrying something big in her hands. Without saying anything to you, she walks upstairs and puts the big thing in her room.

Late at night, your curiosity gets the best of you and you sneak into her room. You find a bid drawer slightly open, and when you open it, this fowl stench fills the room. You take the big thing out and lay it on the ground, and see that the thing is inside a black plastic trash bag. You open up the bag, and see your dad's bloody carcass lying in front of you. Just then your mom turns on the light and she has a knife in her hand. What do you do?

Tonights what would you do if was published and entered to me by Mr. Evil Guy....feel free to u2u me ideas ladies and cockleman
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id shoot her with the gat i carry around in my pocket
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Say "Oh great. I was thinking I'd have to go down for the steak knifes, but now we can chow down together!"
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Are you gonna make one everyday
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I'd run and scream like a sissy

And yes people, please u2u him ideas, his are just...ugh

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Eat the carcass and run
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I would start cussing like crazy. Then I would jump out the window, run down our deck stairs, adn get the crap outta there. I would run and go to my friends house, and then call 911.
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and then run away all teh way to the end of the neighboorhood and then walk over to harris teeter and eat there and tell the dudes what had happened. They would drive my to NY.
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I'd stab that bitch and eat her too.
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kick her in the knee and in the vag and run
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shake the brick out of my pant leg.
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Say "Oh great. I was thinking I'd have to go down for the steak knifes, but now we can chow down together!"

Munch time
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I would jump out my the 2nd floor window, land, run away, go to to police station.
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shoot the bitch before she stabs you?
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shoot the bitch before she stabs you?
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shoot the bitch before she stabs you?
Not everyone carries a gun in their back pocket you crazy coon.
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Kick her in her nuts and run.... oh... wait...
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I would spear her and tackle, take the knife away, but I wouldnt kill so I owuldnt go to jail.
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Kick her in her nuts and run.... oh... wait...
correction, kick her in her overy and run
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shoot the bitch before she stabs you?
The Gangstuh is back
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yeh i dunno.... throw something heavy at her, or a sheet or something to stall her. then id bust a window and run out and call the cops. i guess.... but id feel bad locking up my mom.... =|
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uh id fucking grab the knife and hold it to her throat until she behaves and gos to police
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Say what the fuck?!?! And then she tells me that it's a fake carcass so everything is super. =)
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take a nice dumb in my pants:)
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