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Old 02-15-2006   #1
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Default Finally: Chuck norris vs bruce lee footage

http://media.putfile.com/Bruce-Lee--...h-Chuck-Norris

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Old 02-15-2006   #2
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LOL Awesome. Chuck Norris Got Owned :D The cat was kwl too;)
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ha, to bad that was acting, chuck norris would have won
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The worst part was chuck losing..
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I've already seen that. I own that movie on DVD.
PWNT.

In real life, there would have been no comparison. Notorious Mr. Norris would have roundhoused Bruce Lee in the face at ten times the speed of light and thus waped him to the 51st dimension, where muffins eat people for breakfast.
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watching bruce lee grab a handfull of mans chest hair and pulling on it is the gayest thing ive seen.
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damn, that kitty owned both of them.
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watching bruce lee grab a handfull of mans chest hair and pulling on it is the gayest thing ive seen.
If you were getting your ass kicked in a fight and your opponent was barechested and hairy, wouldn't you?

And if that's the gayest thing you've ever seen you've obviously never seen Baseketball.
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If you were getting your ass kicked in a fight and your opponent was barechested and hairy, wouldn't you?

And if that's the gayest thing you've ever seen you've obviously never seen Baseketball.
fights like a lady, pulling hair....
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fights like a lady, pulling hair....
http://media.putfile.com/Skating-Movie

Gayer then that?
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hahahahahah they suck as much at victor...
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Um... are you saying that I fight like a girl, or just that that's how women fight?
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i heard that bruce lees kicks felt like being hit by a car
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Um... are you saying that I fight like a girl, or just that that's how women fight?
woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.
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If that was real Chuck Norris would have just shot Bruce Lee.
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woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.
Hah, a couple of days ago a girl in my school (and most of my classes) hit another girl with a bin (metal).
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woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.
I've never had to fight, because all the kids around my neighborhood are too chicken shit to actually try and hit me. They all talk big, and run away when I say I'll fight them.

If I was in a fight though, my tactics would depend on the conditions. If it's me versus a group, then there are no rules, I'll resort to anything, because that's not really a fair fight to begin with. But if it's a one on one, no weapons or anything, I wouldn't pull hair or use crotch shots or anything really dirty like that.

Okay, I was just unsure of your meaning.
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I've never had to fight, because all the kids around my neighborhood are too chicken shit to actually try and hit me. They all talk big, and run away when I say I'll fight them.

If I was in a fight though, my tactics would depend on the conditions. If it's me versus a group, then there are no rules, I'll resort to anything, because that's not really a fair fight to begin with. But if it's a one on one, no weapons or anything, I wouldn't pull hair or use crotch shots or anything really dirty like that.

Okay, I was just unsure of your meaning.
Fights have rules?
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Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can.
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Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can.
GEt inbewteen them and when they both go to punch at the same time, DUCK.
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that's brilliant nefarious, where do you come up with these ideas
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that's brilliant nefarious, where do you come up with these ideas
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