Finally: Chuck norris vs bruce lee footage - Skateboard-City Forum

nefarious · 02-15-2006

http://media.putfile.com/Bruce-Lee--...h-Chuck-Norris

enjoy

nefarious · 02-15-2006

uk.skater · 02-15-2006

LOL Awesome. Chuck Norris Got Owned :D The cat was kwl too;)

imlee · 02-15-2006

ha, to bad that was acting, chuck norris would have won

nefarious · 02-15-2006

The worst part was chuck losing..

Camron Wozniak · 02-15-2006

I've already seen that. I own that movie on DVD.
PWNT.

In real life, there would have been no comparison. Notorious Mr. Norris would have roundhoused Bruce Lee in the face at ten times the speed of light and thus waped him to the 51st dimension, where muffins eat people for breakfast.

StarcraftLedZeppelin · 02-15-2006

watching bruce lee grab a handfull of mans chest hair and pulling on it is the gayest thing ive seen.

magic mushroom · 02-15-2006

damn, that kitty owned both of them.

Camron Wozniak · 02-15-2006

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Originally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin

watching bruce lee grab a handfull of mans chest hair and pulling on it is the gayest thing ive seen.

If you were getting your ass kicked in a fight and your opponent was barechested and hairy, wouldn't you?

And if that's the gayest thing you've ever seen you've obviously never seen Baseketball.

StarcraftLedZeppelin · 02-16-2006

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Originally Posted by Camron Wozniak

If you were getting your ass kicked in a fight and your opponent was barechested and hairy, wouldn't you?

And if that's the gayest thing you've ever seen you've obviously never seen Baseketball.

fights like a lady, pulling hair....

nefarious · 02-16-2006

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Originally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin

fights like a lady, pulling hair....

http://media.putfile.com/Skating-Movie

Gayer then that?

StarcraftLedZeppelin · 02-16-2006

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Originally Posted by nefarious

http://media.putfile.com/Skating-Movie

Gayer then that?

hahahahahah they suck as much at victor...

die 4 pie · 02-16-2006

older than your mom

Camron Wozniak · 02-16-2006

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Originally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin

fights like a lady, pulling hair....

Um... are you saying that I fight like a girl, or just that that's how women fight?

Choizy · 02-16-2006

i heard that bruce lees kicks felt like being hit by a car

StarcraftLedZeppelin · 02-16-2006

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Originally Posted by Camron Wozniak

Um... are you saying that I fight like a girl, or just that that's how women fight?

woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.

**cornh0lio** · 02-16-2006

If that was real Chuck Norris would have just shot Bruce Lee.

Marevix · 02-16-2006

Unrealistic, yet entertaining.

nefarious · 02-16-2006

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Originally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin

woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.

Hah, a couple of days ago a girl in my school (and most of my classes) hit another girl with a bin (metal).

Camron Wozniak · 02-17-2006

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Originally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin

woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.

I've never had to fight, because all the kids around my neighborhood are too chicken shit to actually try and hit me. They all talk big, and run away when I say I'll fight them.

If I was in a fight though, my tactics would depend on the conditions. If it's me versus a group, then there are no rules, I'll resort to anything, because that's not really a fair fight to begin with. But if it's a one on one, no weapons or anything, I wouldn't pull hair or use crotch shots or anything really dirty like that.

Okay, I was just unsure of your meaning.

nefarious · 02-17-2006

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Originally Posted by Camron Wozniak

I've never had to fight, because all the kids around my neighborhood are too chicken shit to actually try and hit me. They all talk big, and run away when I say I'll fight them.

If I was in a fight though, my tactics would depend on the conditions. If it's me versus a group, then there are no rules, I'll resort to anything, because that's not really a fair fight to begin with. But if it's a one on one, no weapons or anything, I wouldn't pull hair or use crotch shots or anything really dirty like that.

Okay, I was just unsure of your meaning.

Fights have rules?

Camron Wozniak · 02-17-2006

Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can.

nefarious · 02-17-2006

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Originally Posted by Camron Wozniak

Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can.

GEt inbewteen them and when they both go to punch at the same time, DUCK.

spanky_dan · 02-17-2006

^^
that's brilliant nefarious, where do you come up with these ideas

nefarious · 02-17-2006

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^^
that's brilliant nefarious, where do you come up with these ideas

At night when im playingwith my amry men figurines.

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Camron Wozniak Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Barrie, Ontario Posts: 1,040	Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can. __________________ User ID 664 and proud.

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