[Under_0ath17]

Master Chief - by Ty

I was a freshman at Purdue University in Indiana. I still have no idea how I got in with my grades it must have been a mistake. Anyways I've been smoking off and on for 6 years but everyday for the past 2 years. I got kicked out of my first dorm for suspicion of drug use and I got kicked out of the 2nd dorm because I was arrested for possession of only 2 joints and a roach (I ended up paying $900 for everything).

Now I was living with a Junior friend of mine at an apartment my 2nd semester. We had this routine of waking up and drinking all the leftover drinks around the place, then hitting the gravity bong a few times to start up the morning.. Or afternoon really. Around 1 pm people start dropping by and we just smoke and smoke and smoke out of 3 diff. bongs, 6 diff. pieces, a bubbler, a vap, gravity bong, steamroller, joints, blunts, peacepipes, and whatever we could get our hands on.

We would always hotbox the bathroom to the point where everything has lost its color due to all the smoke. Well as usual, the drinks are flowing and smoke is everywhere and a group of us take our hourly (if that) rounds to the bathroom to toke up. We started smoking blunts, bowls, and joints simultaneously between 6 of us and then a half hour later everyone starts leaving the bathroom until it's only my friend Evan and I. We roll up another blunt just for us and towards the end of it we were talking about Halo when all of a sudden my mind goes completely blank and everything turns red.

It reminded me of when I was on salvia. My friend Evan is now suddenly in the background and I can't hear anything... All the noise from the party was gone. I see Master Chief running around shooting in this giant red field with Evans face in the background along the skyline. This lasts for about 10 seconds, or so they say, when the color disappears and Evan’s face begins to come into focus. The whole time it turns out he was handing the roach to me to smoke it. Well I'm still in a daze and I try explaining what I just saw but I'm so baked I can't even communicate so I took the roach and put it to my mouth. Right at that moment I forgot who I was and I start to inhale really fast as a last second attempt to try to get a hit as whatever left of my sanity instructed me to do so. I guess I forgot how to smoke for a second (and I’ve been smoking for how long??) and the whole roach just flies down my throat, cherry and all and I swallow it. 5 seconds later I look down and ask Evan where it went and he's just laughing for 10 minutes on end. This is the only time I've ever hallucinated smoking weed but I'll never forget it. I wish I was that high right now...

[freakn_style]

That sounds fucking fantastic.

That's how high I'll be getting today.

[Volcom5E]

Hahahaha that's so awesome.

[shiftyskater]

That's from waytoomany. I love that site.

[xxdead_dollxx]

I got soo drunk last night I forgot where I put my stash of weed, I´ve looked in all my usual hiding spots n it´s really annoying cause I wanna smoke up.

[Nesta.]

my parents went to purdue =D

[readytoxplod]

That sounds pretty crazy... I normally only hear things, I've seen shit only once...

[campkill_yourself]

i think that the master chief from Halo is secretly a woman.

Like Samus

[Olly Todd]

Originally Posted by campkill_yourself

i think that the master chief from Halo is secretly a woman.

Like Samus

lalalalalalalala i cant hear you. lalalala. i refuse to belive this.