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    just dont be fugly or have B.O and you're good to go unless they're materialistic and are gonna use you to show off.

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    Cccp mod election 2.0

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    straight up the first thing you tell to any woman you meet is that you eat ass, and you'll get any girl you want

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    Your life progression has been great. CCCP should take notes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad the Conqueror View Post
    to have abs you either have to be super skinny or, if you have some muscle, you have to be super strict in your diet/workout

    every woman I've ever heard talk about this would prefer no abs vs being w/ a dude who spends that much time on being ripped



    baywatch effron is on roids anyway. tho maybe you're talking about some other body shape because I'm sure you have a folder w/ a comprehensive collection of shirtless effon pics
    My friend who is jacked says girls check him out a lot. And he said 7 girls asked him out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trollskater View Post
    straight up the first thing you tell to any woman you meet is that you eat ass, and you'll get any girl you want
    Can confirm

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    My friend who is jacked says girls check him out a lot. And he said 7 girls asked him out.
    try asking a girl directly.
    loud black girls - wait what
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    My advice (and you can take it with a grain of salt as I'm no expert):
    Just don't pursue a relationship for the wrong reasons. If you get to know a girl and it seems like it would be cool to go down that road then go for it, but don't just play the "I'm lonely please love me" card. the odd few females might not mind it but it's usually a turn off as far as I've witnessed from convos with girls etcetera. Be confident, make girls laugh, and don't ever take rejection too harshly.

    - Sincerely, a guy who's made a million mistakes with women and will probably make more.

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    You see dude, we the british have come up with a fool proof method for getting any girl you desire.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nsskater93 View Post
    My advice (and you can take it with a grain of salt as I'm no expert):
    Just don't pursue a relationship for the wrong reasons. If you get to know a girl and it seems like it would be cool to go down that road then go for it, but don't just play the "I'm lonely please love me" card. the odd few females might not mind it but it's usually a turn off as far as I've witnessed from convos with girls etcetera. Be confident, make girls laugh, and don't ever take rejection too harshly.

    - Sincerely, a guy who's made a million mistakes with women and will probably make more.
    get outta here with that bullshit

    cccp you need to become a S A D B O I

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    usually if you treat them like utter shit and act like you don't care they'll stick around. if you're a nice white guy about it you'll never have a good relationship
    Baby Dick Mother Fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbleboy View Post
    get outta here with that bullshit

    cccp you need to become a S A D B O I
    Please enlighten me on how any of that is bullshit.

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    CCCP could get so much puddy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nsskater93 View Post
    Please enlighten me on how any of that is bullshit.


    Quote Originally Posted by zibafu View Post
    You see dude, we the british have come up with a fool proof method for getting any girl you desire.


    I would of expected this from Stookie

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin View Post
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    I would of expected this from Stookie
    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griptape12 View Post
    usually if you treat them like utter shit and act like you don't care they'll stick around. if you're a nice white guy about it you'll never have a good relationship
    Keep them on their toes. Have multiple women at the same time and make them fight for your attention. That's how ya get a wife right therr.

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    how2d8

    step1: be attractive
    step2: don't be unattractive

    that's it you win

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeM View Post
    how2d8

    step1: be attractive
    step2: don't be unattractive

    that's it you win
    that's how I lose

    gonna settle for some OKCupid fatty at some point

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    I seen a picture of you. You have a nice jawline. You're fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    I seen a picture of you. You have a nice jawline. You're fine.

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    imo tho being attractive is like 30% looks/well-being and 70% psychology

    Looks are definitely important like being tall and fit
    but extremely few people can master the psychology stuff

    I'm talking stuff like posture, gait, body movement, how you react to adversity and being on the spot, and generally just being slow and in control at all times

    like holy moly genuinely good posture/body movement and a good walk can make anyone look really good

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    Maybe I was wrong about how much my looks mattered. This girl seems to be ending things with me partly because I cut my long hair and look like a different person now. It gave off a different vibe from me or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommyboy View Post
    Maybe I was wrong about how much my looks mattered. This girl seems to be ending things with me partly because I cut my long hair and look like a different person now. It gave off a different vibe from me or something.
    You had a white jewfro thing going on didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    I seen a picture of you. You have a nice jawline. You're fine.
    Aww really

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommyboy View Post
    Maybe I was wrong about how much my looks mattered. This girl seems to be ending things with me partly because I cut my long hair and look like a different person now. It gave off a different vibe from me or something.
    I've been around that "if you change your appearance you become a different person" shit before. It's shallow af, you're better off without it.

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    treat them like shit mate

    and when you find when you really like she gon turn the tables on you

















































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