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    Default Stookie bought dick pills, AMA

    Bought pills that facilitate boners. Go, go Gadget.

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    Your dick broken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larz View Post
    Your dick broken?
    Nah just performance anxiety, especially with condoms
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    did you buy them in person, like over the counter? Or did you have them discreetly posted to your home?

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    so you brought some Viagra?

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    Aren't you... a bit young for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larz View Post
    did you buy them in person, like over the counter? Or did you have them discreetly posted to your home?
    Nope, doctor's prescription. Walked into pharmacy, handed them the script, got it filled in five minutes.

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    so you brought some Viagra?
    Nah, 'Cialis'. It's like a new and improved Viagra that requires a smaller dose so less side effects
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    Aren't you... a bit young for that?
    My doctor doesn't think so. It's not a daily dose or anything, and I'm on the minimum dosage (which would ordinarily be for daily use). So I just take it if I feel I need it. I have... 27 pills left as I just took one haha, and they expire in 2017.
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    Have you had any erections lasting over 4 hours?

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    will you keep it a secret from your girlfriend?
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    Have you considered that you are gay?

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    Do you have an ugly ass girlfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fallenskater425 View Post
    Have you had any erections lasting over 4 hours?
    No, although I feel if I get a boner now it's gonna last a good while.

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    will you keep it a secret from your girlfriend?
    No I was totally open about it, and kept her up to date with everything. I was at her place for a few days with them, tempted to use them but I didn't.


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    Have you considered that you are gay?
    Naturally there has been the brief thought, but no, not seriously, and I am straight.

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    Do you have an ugly ass girlfriend?
    Nah she gets me going just fine.
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    are you worried that you'll become dependent on cialis now and won't be able to overcome that anxiety?

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    right on m9, performance anxiety sucks. I used to trip out from it years ago, now I don't seem to have any issues.

    Side note: I took a viagra (my boss gave it to me) when I was like 22 or 23 and definitely didn't need it. Yeah my shit lasted longer than 4 hours, for sure. I smashed multiple times, but it wasn't going down. For like all night. I couldn't sleep. I'd take a cold shower, nope, still hard as a rock. Trying to go to bed, so wildly uncomfortable after a certain amount of time. Yeah I would advise against unless you really do need it.

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    I've always thought about buying some extenze from the gas station and fucking a girl like porn star for a super long time.

    it's really weird cause sometimes I'm super fast but then sometimes I feel like I last a crazy long time, and it seems completely random every time.

    and how did you bring that up to your doctor? I always feel uncomfortable talking to doctors.
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    With a condom I can pace myself basically as long as I want. Without one I can last kinda long, but it's not really in my control anymore lol.


    But of reals, scary shit can happen if you get an (unstimulated) erection lasting that long (which is why they say to call a doctor)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

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    How do you hide your boner if you are in public?

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    If humanity collectively lost the ability to sneeze, how long do you think it would take us to realize it?
    Chase Gabor tied a kid down and sodomized him with a screwdriver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdioSkate229 View Post
    are you worried that you'll become dependent on cialis now and won't be able to overcome that anxiety?
    A little bit but not really. The effects of Cialis can last up to 36 hours, and the doctor said often in cases like mine, that once you get it in, the performance anxiety goes away. I have found this to be the case anyway, without Cialis. I said this in another thread that ironically I have gone in raw the first time, then used a condom the second time because the anxiety is no longer there.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunz View Post
    right on m9, performance anxiety sucks. I used to trip out from it years ago, now I don't seem to have any issues.

    Side note: I took a viagra (my boss gave it to me) when I was like 22 or 23 and definitely didn't need it. Yeah my shit lasted longer than 4 hours, for sure. I smashed multiple times, but it wasn't going down. For like all night. I couldn't sleep. I'd take a cold shower, nope, still hard as a rock. Trying to go to bed, so wildly uncomfortable after a certain amount of time. Yeah I would advise against unless you really do need it.
    Yeah Cialis isn't like Viagra then. Basically, about 30 minutes after taking the pill you get a bit of a weird feeling, then ANYTHING will make you want to wank, but you won't get a boner unless you're really fiending or actually wanking/about to. But, I get the feeling my boners are gonna be super hard and long-lasting once I get aroused - it's hard to explain but it just feels like I'm Iraq sitting on some WMDs, and the USA is going to invade.

    I got turned on from a house and garden magazine with a homemaker on the front; that shit hasn't happened since I was 13 when I first discovered masturbation

    Quote Originally Posted by Fudopi View Post
    I've always thought about buying some extenze from the gas station and fucking a girl like porn star for a super long time.

    it's really weird cause sometimes I'm super fast but then sometimes I feel like I last a crazy long time, and it seems completely random every time.

    and how did you bring that up to your doctor? I always feel uncomfortable talking to doctors.
    Yeah boners can be temperamental things. I can't get off if I'm the least bit hungry, or tired.

    And I'm pretty much over that stage where I'm embarrassed or self-conscious about stuff anymore. I just really don't care, and I don't think the doctor was expecting me to come in with boner problems, so it might have taken her by surprise.

    Quote Originally Posted by fallenskater425 View Post
    With a condom I can pace myself basically as long as I want. Without one I can last kinda long, but it's not really in my control anymore lol.


    But of reals, scary shit can happen if you get an (unstimulated) erection lasting that long (which is why they say to call a doctor)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
    Yeah when I have managed to use a condom I found that to be exactly the case.

    And nah, haven't had an unstimulated erection. I'm just picturing the scene in the 40 Year old Virgin where he calls the helpline lml

    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    How do you hide your boner if you are in public?
    Quick tuck in the waistband m8, oldest trick in the book. Just make sure your old mate isn't poking out saying hello over the top. Alternatively you can sit down and try and tuck it up without having to put your hand down there

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    why are you not a real man?
    Aw bby don't hurt me

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    If humanity collectively lost the ability to sneeze, how long do you think it would take us to realize it?
    Fuck
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    I want to enter college looking sexy as fuck for the ladies.

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    youve had sex twice and decided you need a boner pill rofl?

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    Thanks Stookie. Nobody ever taught me how to hide my boner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purple Skater View Post
    youve had sex twice and decided you need a boner pill rofl?
    No. How you deduced that from what I said, you must have gone full retard

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    Thanks Stookie. Nobody ever taught me how to hide my boner.
    No worries, Foka.
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    calm down mate all that supplemented testosterone is getting to you

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    lol I know you're trying to antagonise me so just quit while you're ahead champ
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    I want to enter college looking sexy as fuck for the ladies.

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