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    Default I can't watch porn anymore

    So I'm not sure exactly how long it's been, but for approximately six months I haven't been able to enjoy pornography (as I had been happily enjoying for like twelve years prior). For some reason now when I watch porn all I can see is actors who are paid to have sex and pretend to enjoy it, takes all of the joy out of it. Of course there is reality/homemade stuff, but we all know quality real videos are hard to come by. Does anybody else relate to this? Am I broken? Plz help, SB-C.


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    last week I was watching this porn, and it had one of my favorite porn-girls in it. so I thought it would be cool. the thumbnails looked good.

    so I start watching it, and the guy is fucking her face, alright cool. but like halfway through it just got weird. like she was gagging and the dude was plugging her nose so she couldn't breath. and he would just keep fucking the shit out of her face when she clearly couldn't take it anymore.

    and then I heard the camera man say "here's a trash can in case she needs it"

    and I knew this wasn't going to end well. but it was too late for me, I was already in too deep.

    sure enough, about 3/4 through the video, the girl gags so hard she throws up in the trash can. and then the dudes laughed about it and made her start sucking his dick again like it was all good.

    and there I was, watching a naked girl throw up from getting her throat fucked in 720 p with my dick out and hard. it all seemed so wrong. I started thinking about it... her throat is probably gonna hurt for weeks. She probably had a ruptured esophagus or something. that's not cool man.

    And that fucked me up man. Like you don't understand, this isn't the retarded, areolas look like burnt paper plates type of girl. she's actually really pretty. it made me kind of sad to watch it.

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    Now that I've gotten in a serious relationship with a woman whom I love, I've realized how fake and stupid porn is. Sex to me is a show of love and a great way to bond and show your partner how much to care about them, not fucking making them puke and shit for money. That's fucked. I know I sound corny and cliche saying those lovey things, but it just pisses me off at school when I hear the same virgin fuckers talking about sex and making it all about themselves. I don't get it on for myself most of the time, I just want to make my partner happy in this sexual aspect I guess.

    Wow I'm such a pussy haha.

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    ^link??

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    Try sex, it's better.



    But yea, porn is pretty terrible for me these days as well. Amateur porn is better, it's usually a lot more similar to actual sex than the face fucking, eye jizzing, anal prolapsing porn that is so common today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidster59 View Post
    Now that I've gotten in a serious relationship with a woman whom I love, I've realized how fake and stupid porn is. Sex to me is a show of love and a great way to bond and show your partner how much to care about them, not fucking making them puke and shit for money. That's fucked. I know I sound corny and cliche saying those lovey things, but it just pisses me off at school when I hear the same virgin fuckers talking about sex and making it all about themselves. I don't get it on for myself most of the time, I just want to make my partner happy in this sexual aspect I guess.

    Wow I'm such a pussy haha.
    Kinda have to agree, although I am still a virgin I understand what you're trying to say. Porn is like those Toyota ads without the "this is an exaggeration" label in white at the bottom of the screen because it really is fake and if you depend on porn, real sexual activity wont be shit. Still jack off almost daily cause I'm single though

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    Porn is played out. I stick to facebook.
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    I motion that people post pics of they're dicks with a tape measures lined up along it

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    Yeah yesterday I tried jacking off to some porn and somehow in the middle of it I went soft so I said fuck it and went to sleep

    I can't do it more than once a day/2 days anymore I'm just not horny, I probably desensitized myself lol, I'm ready for the real thing so girls hmu

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    Ayy ladies hit dis bodybuilding, skater brah up!

    They really should make porn interactive (not the pov kind cause that's boring) but somehow have some super futuristic technology where you talk to the girl without it actually being live and awkward.. that'd be dope lol. Too bad that's not in my lifetime, at least that doesn't seem possible to me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10StairShredder View Post
    Ayy ladies hit dis bodybuilding, skater brah up!

    They really should make porn interactive (not the pov kind cause that's boring) but somehow have some super futuristic technology where you talk to the girl without it actually being live and awkward.. that'd be dope lol. Too bad that's not in my lifetime, at least that doesn't seem possible to me?
    it's already happening lol google it

    i think it's stupid as fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidster59 View Post
    Now that I've gotten in a serious relationship with a woman whom I love, I've realized how fake and stupid porn is. Sex to me is a show of love and a great way to bond and show your partner how much to care about them, not fucking making them puke and shit for money. That's fucked. I know I sound corny and cliche saying those lovey things, but it just pisses me off at school when I hear the same virgin fuckers talking about sex and making it all about themselves. I don't get it on for myself most of the time, I just want to make my partner happy in this sexual aspect I guess.

    Wow I'm such a pussy haha.
    I agree with you.When I lost my virginity I understood that so much. Having sex with the person you love, and loves you too I think is better than doing dozens of 10/10s. It's just like this mutual feeling of happiness and nothing else matters but you two.

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    It means you're growing up
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    Look up Mia Khalifa instead.

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    You guys give me such a great feeling haha. I'm very glad you guys agree with me.

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    Yo, let's start a Mia Khalifa thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Almost||Leroy View Post
    Yo, let's start a Mia Khalifa thread.
    is that the one Arabic porn star who's whole country is mad at her for doing porn?

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    When a dude grunts, or fucking talks...

    When I see fake tits, or hear music, or they put it in slow motion...

    And quit staring at the fucking camera. And what mother has sex with her daughter's boyfriend, and then invites her to join in. And that woman is most certainly not a teenager.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkateBeforeHoes View Post
    is that the one Arabic porn star who's whole country is mad at her for doing porn?


    Yes. But Holy-Sweet Tits, Batman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Static View Post
    Porn is played out.
    theres only so many times you can watch a guy shove his dick in a girl over n over

    Quote Originally Posted by Punkatoo View Post
    When a dude grunts, or fucking talks...
    That just kills it for me every time. Some dudes even moan sometimes...likewtf

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    Nobody is gonna get a Comrade's Choice Award for acting in porn.

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    Heard about Mia Khalifa hahah

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    i love porn. was fapping 2-3 times a day during the month i took a break from drinking. it was gr8.
    I'm Stookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larz View Post
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    The white spot makes it that much funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punkatoo View Post
    When a dude grunts, or fucking talks...

    When I see fake tits, or hear music, or they put it in slow motion...

    And quit staring at the fucking camera. And what mother has sex with her daughter's boyfriend, and then invites her to join in. And that woman is most certainly not a teenager.
    hol up one of my favorite ones ever has that happen in it.

    not that i really care about the storyline though...

    but I'm pretty sure I could have fucked this one girl's mom I used to date if I wanted to. but her mom was... nah.

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