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    Brih when I move to NYC I have to wait 3 years to qualify to become a NYPD officer

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    Theresa May is PM. Funny how everyone for brexit fled and now somebody against brexit is in charge... Couldn't make it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larz View Post
    Theresa May is PM. Funny how everyone for brexit fled and now somebody against brexit is in charge... Couldn't make it up.
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    Chicago in 2 weeks. Hell yes. RHCP and Janes Addiction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10StairShredder View Post
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    English politics

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkaterTillDeath View Post
    Chicago in 2 weeks. Hell yes. RHCP and Janes Addiction.
    Still haven't bought my ticket. fug. Just hoping it gets here on time.

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    what's the quickest way to get rid of a hickey. help please thank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milo View Post
    Still haven't bought my ticket. fug. Just hoping it gets here on time.
    Get on it you fucking scrub. RHCP wont wait for you.



    Quote Originally Posted by Trollskater View Post
    what's the quickest way to get rid of a hickey. help please thank
    Be a man and own up to it. Oh no, that faggot had some girl suck on his neck. Faggot.

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    Hey Shredders just wanted your opinion on how I'm handling this situation right now. I apologize if I sound soft but I just wanna talk about it.

    So I like my co-worker and she's 19 and I'm 17. I always preached about not looking for relationships and just letting things happen. Well I happen to really like her. She's fine asfuck, not materialistic, not high maintenance at all but I know she doesn't feel the same way. I've already gave some hints because I know it's risky to date a co-worker. I know for sure she deserves somone much better than me because I know the kind of person I am, I'm a dropout, I live with my parents and I'm really invested in my passions and dreams realistically and it takes a bunch of my time. She's already got her shit figured out and she's almost done renting out an apartment... I hope you know what I mean by she deserves better. Somone who can take her places and be on the same level as her.

    So I decided to let her go even though I'll be working with her a lot but to focus on myself as a individual and grow and work on my future. I don't feel sad really I just feel ashamed of who I am.

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    breh regardless you should be working on your own shit anyways. when all you do is think about girls and shit it turns you into a gross pathetic creature. have your own shit going on that's not girls, be real about it, invest in it, work fucking hard at it, and girls will forgive you for cosmetic shit like living w yr parents etc. (even though that shouldn't be the end goal or entire reason of anything)
    loud black girls - wait what
    india songs
    "hell is other people" - the same guy who said "kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt."
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    plus you're 17 living with your parents is completely normal :|
    loud black girls - wait what
    india songs
    "hell is other people" - the same guy who said "kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt."
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    its not my choice, i can't show up to work like that + don't wanna deal with my mom if she sees it

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    Well now we know what Trollskater and his boyfriend were up to

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    Drinking iodine so a doctor can watch my stomach on a tv

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trollskater View Post
    its not my choice, i can't show up to work like that + don't wanna deal with my mom if she sees it

    ice it then steal ya moms foundation/concealer


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlad the Conqueror View Post
    Well now we know what Trollskater and his boyfriend were up to
    He actually kissed guys. I'm serious. He told me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Trollskater View Post
    its not my choice, i can't show up to work like that + don't wanna deal with my mom if she sees it
    lol you already went to work before you said that. gotta look professional to stack boxes!

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    Apparently an enema is part of a ct scan

    surprise surprise

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    If my girl gave me a hickey I'd own that shite. I show everyone my neck.

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    Ok I have a serious decision to make. Andrew Allen is having a zine party at some art gallery in LA and I'm here chilling at my aunts house. Should I go to the party even if I'm socially anxiety person and get a free copy of the photobook and have a cool memory to take back to fuck ass Oakland or not go and not have to worry about social anxiety. Decisions I need help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubbleboy View Post
    Drinking iodine so a doctor can watch my stomach on a tv
    I had some problems a few years ago and I had to do that + similar stuff. Not fun.

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    Why does France always get their shit pushed in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexOlson View Post
    Ok I have a serious decision to make. Andrew Allen is having a zine party at some art gallery in LA and I'm here chilling at my aunts house. Should I go to the party even if I'm socially anxiety person and get a free copy of the photobook and have a cool memory to take back to fuck ass Oakland or not go and not have to worry about social anxiety. Decisions I need help.
    Somebody help me. I get anxiety in crowds but I want to meet Aidan Mackey and Andrew Allen.

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    Just go to the party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCCP View Post
    Just go to the party.
    Nigga in LA all my old friends abandoned me I'll be there all alone looking like a loner. Fuck I'll just not go fucking Andrew Allen won't have any less of a good time anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexOlson View Post
    Nigga in LA all my old friends abandoned me I'll be there all alone looking like a loner. Fuck I'll just not go fucking Andrew Allen won't have any less of a good time anyway.
    quit being a bitch
    I got all dressed up to get lost at sea, gale force winds came and raptured me, put me right where I need to be, wash me up on Galeforce Beach.

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