Reply With QuoteAnd now we got bots spamming us with top 10 bum porn lol.
yea but she doesn't look like a bumOriginally Posted by StarcraftLedZeppelin
its not like grocery bag condom dumpster panties porn
And now we got bots spamming us with top 10 bum porn lol.
skate or die g times
Lol I randomly decided to come back and check this site after years and almost clicked on one of these sketchy spam links before noticing this place is pretty much dead and taken over by bot spam.
So this is how it ends.
skate or die g times
that's pretty greasy. My ex hit me up and asked me to do her onlyfans with her. She said she's not making money on solo shit cause everyone just wants to see super hardcore porn and shit so she was like, yea I don't feel comfortable enough with anyone else.
First thing I thought of was SSJoe
yeah i know a few girls that are super attractive and they have onlyfans that they just post like regular bikini pics on and i just don't know why anyone would pay for that when you can just go to a different website and watch someone else throat a whole shlong for free
i kinda get paying for it if it's on par with actual porn and you just like the girl that much. but even then the ones ive seen that do that charge like $30 a month and that's crazy lol I'm not about to pay almost as much for internet access in general as i do for porn.
i've put too much thought into this
no its pretty easy to get to those conclusions. I feel like I want to pay for porn, until I cum, and then I am like thank god I didn't put my credit card down for that lol. Honestly if you cum and still want to pay for porn, you may have a mental disorde.r
most men, myself included, idealize / attach to only a select few e-women (or just one).
Like when belle dolphin popped off nobody else was doing that stupid anime face and looking like a 12 year old
Tolerance builds with porn and people pay to maintain the same or get more satisfaction. probably a lot of research on that and sex symbols and their attention like kim k, megan fox for a while, older ones i cant remember, etc., but you can conclude there have always been a select few women that everyone puts on a societal pedestal
like with anything else, if you are paying a lot and its not actually doing much for you, then yes it could very well be considered a disorder. just buy a fleshlight.
aside from my recent humanitarian aid, I'd probably only ever pay for such services from my instawife who I've never talked to but is the most beautiful organism on this earth and I would definitely lay down my life to protect hers
maybe aubrey plaza too but really she deserves a secret service detail
Last edited by UrMomSkatesMongo; 10-26-2020 at 11:53 PM.
one of his best bits
lol right. it's a slippery slope. started off as a few tit pics, bit of flange. now the fans want more. 3 years from now it will be double penetration gaping and the prices will go from like $10 a month to $2.50 just to stay competitive. every second girl i lurk on instagram now has an onlyfans. these dumb cunts bout to learn about capitalism
lmao yeah i can pay for like every streaming service for that
Skate, do strength training, eat healthy things, keep yuor mind healthy, open and clean, (don't fill it with bad news)
Let the young people inspire you...
/ Henning
yeah one of those girls I mentioned who has an onlyfans that she just posts bikini pics on is probably like the first or second most attractive woman I've ever seen in any medium (like including super models and shit). and she's just a regular not famous person. if she started filming porn and putting it on her onlyfans I'd probably pay for it. but the price would still have to be somewhat realistic since I can still just beat my dick for free at the end of the day.
i feel like if i could somehow remember and rank the attractiveness every woman i've ever seen at all in person or a picture or whatever a good amount of the top ones would be regular not famous women i know in real life or online. famous women or even like instagram models that look like super famous women in that one weird way are ok but idk. women who seem normal are more attractive to me.
Last edited by Fudopi; 10-27-2020 at 05:42 PM.
the ultra popular famous people who aren't really attractive but enough coverage saying so makes enough people think it
the "regulars" who are either just normal or, as far as insta goes by and large, just "ironically" fit their ass into every post and flood it with hashtags and some stupid quote they, and nobody else, actually benefits from
the "regular looking" but ultra-niche filling types that have more to offer than their physical appearance. e.g., I started following this swedish lady for her book reviews and her opinion + appearance is ooga booga and actually makes you feel like you're compatible or some shit
supposedly some people can get off from a falling pornstar calling "them" daddy on twitter and they'll pay for that but most, I imagine, would lean much further towards the girlfriend experience so bikini pix or even stookie nipples from gfe will be more valuable than <famous person or pornstar> deepthroating a garden hose
hence why gamer gf / goth gf is an actual thing creaming pants the world over
Last edited by UrMomSkatesMongo; 10-28-2020 at 12:17 AM.
I don't think it's a bad idea for anyone, but it's dumb as fuck to assume you're going to make a living off it if you don't treat it like your fulltime job.
but most people seem to look at it with their yasss queeaan glasses on and not their business glasses. not to say it isn't hard or actual "work", especially in ways my tiny male privileged brain can't understand, but the criticism shield around that type of shit is impenetrable and retarded
I didn't really know the gamer grl was really a thing until recently. I joined an average looking friend's discord server a while back and was blown away at how hard some of these dudes will simp for some female interaction.
skate or die g times
yeah that's why the best porn imo is usually like cam girls with a dude they know shooting pov lol. super professional porn usually kinda sucks it just doesn't seem real at all.
that gamer gf thing just reminded me my ex gf who i'm still sort of cool with was really into online games like MMORPGs which aren't really my thing but she would be talking to tons of dudes on there and i would always tell her you know those dudes are fantasizing about you right lol.
Last edited by Fudopi; 10-28-2020 at 09:10 AM.
Amateur for sure. I also can't stand how unrealistic most of the professional shit.
skate or die g times
Those ones where the woman gets half her body "stuck" under a bed
Nah I finally got a bed frame after seeing that and my sex life has increased 1926%. Can't believe I went so long just throwing it on the floor. You can get one at cheapukbedframes.pl
from an aesthetic standpoint mattress on the floor wins and also creates an illusion of space, but yeah if you're over age 22 no one will take you seriously without a bed frame
Skate, do strength training, eat healthy things, keep yuor mind healthy, open and clean, (don't fill it with bad news)
Let the young people inspire you...
/ Henning
Those are so funny. You can see the gap between her body and what she's supposed to be stuck in. Honestly, I'm kinda finding porn more and more funny the older I get. It's like so stupid, it can't be like that on accident.
But yea I probably won't do the OF shit. I just got a job interview for a Director of Cultivation job that pays 110k a year. So I'm not going to fuck that up, even though I've watched thousands of hours of porn and probably could only recognize one dude from porn who's not Ron Jeremy.
I just use one of those cheap bed frames to get it off the floor and a box spring and then my mattress. Still pretty spacious but bed isn’t on the floor and looks like an adults room.
the real struggle isnt getting bed off the floor, it's elevating your feet.
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