what should you do if you
accidentally swallow an elephant?
stop putting elephants in your mouth
so what do you tell its parents?
not much you can really say—
they’ll never forget
but how do you smooth things
over with the elephant?
peanutbutter laxatives
...what did the fella say when the girl
asked if he wanted to go home with her?
he looked blankly and finally went, “ohhh”
how many times did they fuck?
once the first night, again the next morning,
yet again two days later after a bath
so what happened the third time back?
things got really weird, she kicked him out
the joke must have been over.