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    haha dude, what do you want people to write you comments when you publish something? ha
    loud black girls - wait what
    india songs
    "hell is other people" - the same guy who said "kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt."
    "hell is also yourself." - r. crumb

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    Quote Originally Posted by drowning_fish View Post
    haha dude, what do you want people to write you comments when you publish something? ha
    A few hundred views with no replies doesn't make sense. Someone should at least feel like putting me down.

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    And now I've made it a competition
    that will, no matter what,
    define everything I do and say and think
    and those will happen all in that order
    (act, speak, think)
    like I'm some kind of ig'nant fool
    with no sense of logic
    no sense of style
    nothing but animal impulse
    and a God-damned pair of hands
    which would rather be on a golden trophy
    than writing golden philosophy.
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    I love myself.
    I know I do
    because I could go on talking
    even when the ozone's dead
    and the treez are dead
    and the meaning is dead
    and the brains are dead
    cuz oxygen is once again
    depleting and feeding
    my lovely mouth
    which soon will be dead
    with the rest of me
    but not until the rest goes first,
    and right before
    I am dead
    I will use my last words crying
    trying
    dying
    for my dead ass love.
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    I love this fucking TV I just bought.
    Even when the zombies of buried Haitians
    rise from the depths and swim over here
    soggy and bloated
    to eat my degenerate brains
    because of some voodoo juju bull-doodoo,
    I will be watching and trying to figure out
    how to enjoy my TV more
    since the Haitians still won't be human to me
    and God must have forsaken them
    cuz I recently heard some evangelist spew
    some holy shit about it.
    Luckily, I can keep watching him,
    and if I keep my faith and eyes on that TV
    I will never have to worry about becoming a zombie.
    (That would suck--
    I'd be no better than a Haitian.)
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    I'm hoping
    that if I slide this card
    down the crack of my ass
    I will derive enough pleasure
    to overlook the stupidity of credit
    and finally find a practical use
    for this worthless piece of pesty plastic.
    Why not?
    The credit companies pull more
    out of their own asses.
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    Organized religions
    work like microwaves.
    For awhile they make you
    soft and gooey inside
    with God's warmth,
    but sooner or later
    you realize you're burnt up
    and tough and tasteless
    from all the radiation,
    and no one can swallow your shit
    except for those
    used to/by the same appliance.

    Then again,
    I've always been an open flame kinda guy.
    Maybe that means something.
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    Genius finds the way,
    Wisdom recognizes and follows,
    Intelligence waits till its certain,
    and Average jumps on during the second pass.

    Ignorance still can't figure out where everyone went.

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    Still we log on,
    knowing we'll never find here
    what we really want.
    Still we log on,
    desperate to obscure that truth
    from the lies that hold us in place.
    Still we log on,
    speaking empty words
    to false faces
    and misnomer nomads,
    always trying to recreate themselves
    through virtuality.
    Still we log on,
    afraid to be left behind
    when thoughts travel quicker
    than the minds turning away from them.
    Still we log on,
    and we log on,
    and we log on,
    until finally the energy quits
    and in a puddle of our own surf
    we drown.
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    The spider never goes hungry.
    The web builds itself.
    The flies come in droves.
    They buzz and flap.
    They suck up filth
    and spit it back up
    in order to wallow in decadence.
    The spider waits patiently,
    delicately pining away time
    on the next strand.
    A neverending spool is given her,
    but the flies need more filth.
    They scatter,
    and thus the sacrifices offer themselves.

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    She sells sex cells by the sound of her voice,
    chooses for those who will never have choice,
    wins for those who will never be winners--
    damn it all, we've all become sinners.

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    Tsk, tsk,
    ya never learned
    to take a risk
    learned to brace your wrists
    learned to launch your fists
    learned to smash that shit
    learned to make em quit
    learned to get that crucial hit.
    And so you fell
    until gravity grew tired
    and your skin so warped
    that no one could recognize you
    even if they cared to try.

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    You shout "war,"
    and they come running,
    stumbling, tumbling, crawling--
    dragging eachother if they have to--
    all for some image of superiority
    superimposed on the backdrop of their minds.
    Whether they get their wish or not,
    the image remains,
    and all one need do is look out
    at the monolithic militia marching,
    marring and mucking up
    their chance for peace
    rather than be
    subordinated.

    They'll take lives for liberty
    and finish with neither,
    caught in the undertow
    of their own blood tide.
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    Quick to anger
    gets you quick to danger.
    Quick, get thee to a nunnery,
    or perhaps a manger.
    Quick to worry
    is quick to hurry
    and censorize the senses,
    BANGER!
    Hey Zeus! Move over!
    God has entered the building;
    nevermind, just the messenger.
    He says,
    "Let he who is without sin
    cast the first stone."
    He say somthin' 'bout castin' stones?
    Get the muhfucka!
    Kill the messenger!
    Rooooaaaaarrrrrrr!
    This is Sparta!
    Nah, this is whack.
    This is from the almanac
    of worthless bits
    my brain created.
    Danger, danger
    instigated.

    Whosoever charges after one stone,
    let him be buried by the avalanche.
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    The steeds who had run so true
    succumbed to the path in the end,
    while fate did lead the emergent Atlantis
    through the gates of history.
    The tides that obscured,
    so long endured, have finally receded.
    The city once submerged has risen
    and brought now what was needed.
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    Threw a name tag in the wastebin;
    later came to realize my name was on the trash,
    like some title I laid claim to.
    Seemed to say,
    "Look at this trash!
    It is only trash, but being mine,
    you cannot have it!"
    And all of a sudden I understood
    how the ludicrously wealthy feel...
    They work all day
    (maybe work is overly generous,
    but SOMEONE had to work at some point
    for all this wealth to amass!),
    spend all day building a name,
    and will be damned if some guppy,
    who thrives on particles of shit,
    is gonna challenge their hegemony.
    So, I left the tag there,
    as much as it was a slight
    to my lovely name.
    You don't think it will ruin my reputation,
    do ya?

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    We are but
    dirt and rock made bones,
    sinew and muscle attached,
    clumps of flesh thrown over
    like old blankets on
    relics not quite useless
    but finding no purpose anymore.
    And somehow it's all made special
    by something unseen,
    something that animates
    and electrifies the senses
    and gets that old bag of bones
    dancing like a sheet in the wind.

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    We're running out of money...
    WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF MONEY?!
    How could this happen!?
    We gotta get some more!
    But how?!...

    Wait a minute,
    I know!
    MUSICAL HOMES!!
    When the fat lady quits singin',
    it'll all be over,
    and whoever's still standin'--
    to the curb with 'em!

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    Come back to this
    when you've lost your mind
    and gained a fuller perspective--

    You will laugh at
    how small these words are,
    how they are nothing
    while you are something,
    then laugh once more
    for you are just as "nothing"...

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    Who are we fooling?
    This is just writing
    until you make it reading.
    Crazy as I am,
    can't do it alone.
    Make a choice.
    Stick with it.
    Otherwise,
    can't shit come out of
    a halfassed bit.

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    Just stood there and took the pain--
    brave of her, that damned wretch.
    Hardly noticed it entering her body,
    never felt it leaving.
    A shame, she won't recover.
    She never lost face,
    except of course,
    during the end scene plastering.
    Went out like a whore-ior.

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    When there's a road block
    you can't just sit there.
    You gotta get out that car,
    spend some time pushing and kicking.
    Maybe you have to find a way around.
    Maybe you have to turn back the otherway.
    Maybe you have to say "fuck it"
    and barrel on through anyways.
    And, of course, you might just have to walk.
    But you can't just sit there,
    otherwise you're someone else's road block.

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    In this world, we don't know where our place is,
    so we start by placing it above us,
    giving its credit to gods and spirits and supernatural forces;
    then we climb our holy ladders and kick them over.
    We spit in the faces of the gods,
    and we laugh at the supernatural.
    We place the world below us,
    claiming understanding of it,
    some of us by preaching,
    some of us by teaching,
    some of us by warring,
    and some of us by writing.
    We assuredly know so much of the world,
    and yet, could you tell me,
    have we realized our place?
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    Roll, roll, roll,
    pop,
    suck it up,
    let it drop,
    and then you roll some more.
    Stop.

    That's all there is to it,
    but you can do it
    everyday for years.

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    cruisin down the street in my six fo.
    lmao

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