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    Default How to get into the Berrics

    From Steve Berra in the Transworld January issue about getting into the Berrics.

    1. Always call first.
    2. IF you do get a hold of someone at the Berrics, don't say it's you and another guy we've peripherally heard of and then show up with three or more people and their cousin. No one likes the extra boy, so no one is going to like three extra boys and their cousin. And it doesn't matter if they're sponsored. Everybody's sponsored these days.
    3. If it's your first time, introduce yourself. We don't know everyone.
    4. Smoke cigarettes outside.
    5. Although skateboarding is not a crime at The Berrics, smoking weed is. We got alot of five-O in the hood, son-this is East L.A., murder capital. Besides, I don't want to smell it while I'm trying to skate.
    6. Don't ask for a key. You're not getting one.
    7. Don't assume because there are drinks in the fridge that you are going to quench your thirst with them.
    8. Please don't ask us to provide you any of the following: griptape, wheels, bearings, bolts, trucks, or a deck, because you're more than likely the tenth person to ask that day.
    9. No, the stuff lying around the park is not for you. It's to be auctioned off to raise money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation in the name of Johnny Romano.
    10. If you gotta piss, use the urinal, not the toilet.
    11. Say thanks. It will more than likely get you a pass to come back any time you want, even if you end up breaking every rule above."
    Epic.

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    i read that article, i thought it was a joke haha

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    Yea. I did toooo. Sittin right in front me.

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    i just read that 10 mins ago lol

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    it is a joke he won't let you skate


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    Quote Originally Posted by zip_zanger View Post
    it is a joke he won't let you skate
    big "IF" you do get a hold of someone there...

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