stupidest skate-related thing someone's said to you

[i_don't_know]

A kid recently told me i was supposed to tie my laces OVER the protectors (which he referred to as "flaps") and when i explained to him what the flaps were and why they were covering my laces, he responded, "No, faggot, you're wrong. It's just for looks. If the laces go under the flaps, why would they have holes in them?"
The funny thing is this kid used to skate.

[Zemba]

Thats pretty funny right there.

[Taaffe]

some fat kid asked me why i "rock dem tight jeans" and all his friends started laughing their asses off at him. (they all skate, but he sucks.)

[brianj91]

nothing that i can recall recently. but i hate it when little kids at the skatepark always ask for your board.

[Trevor144]

some one asked me if my shoe was hit by a lawnmower. they were dead serious too.

[skate.or.die!]

the only thing i can think of is my friend cuz he said hardflip were half impossibles half kickflips and inward kickflip are f/s shove-its kickflip(hardflips) not to stupid but its stupid

[IRideGirls2DW]

ive gotten 5 bucks handed to my by a woman who thought i as poor/homeless (torn shoes ripped pants dirty shirt smelled bad)

[Taaffe]

the only thing i can think of is my friend cuz he said hardflip were half impossibles half kickflips and inward kickflip are f/s shove-its kickflip(hardflips) not to stupid but its stupid

this faggot argued with me about "inward kickflips"
i ended it with a STFU

[SkaSkate]

The stupidest thing I've noticed is those times when in a conversation the "metal" kid would suggest he doesn't like the "rap" kid's skating, no matter how good the "rap" kid may be, and the other way around.

[skate.or.die!]

^lol

[Fatel]

"is that board a wet willy? those are so gay! you loser of a poser" i try to explain to the 8 year old that my boards an enjoi
so he starts saying "what you enjoy doin yo mama" so i kick his ass in a game of skate

[rippen in da mitten]

"is that board a wet willy? those are so gay! you loser of a poser" i try to explain to the 8 year old that my boards an enjoi
so he starts saying "what you enjoy doin yo mama" so i kick his ass in a game of skate

pwnage

[flip101]

I find all the posts claiming that bakers are amazing boards to be quite idiotic.

[Fatel]

what u talkin about (flip101)

[CTskater94]

haha
my friend was talking out of his ass and he was saying the stupidest stuff like:
element was named that because of the "element of skateboarding"
almost was named that because someone kept "almost" landing a trick
plan b was named that cuz thats what you turn to when the cops come
flip cus you "flip" your board
enjoi because you "enjoy" skateboarding
a whole bunch of other ones too.
true story

[Fatel]

the enjoi one might be true my deck says enjoi skateboarding

[flip101]

what u talkin about (flip101)

They blow.
The pop is mediocre, the shape is terrible and I break them like ply wood. all around horrible decks. Don't bother arguing.

[wwpskater69]

ill tell you the five best rappers out there

dylan
dylan
dylan
dylan
and dylan

I SPIT FIRE

[CTskater94]

the enjoi one might be true my deck says enjoi skateboarding

ya but thats not why they named it enjoi
or was it?

[Fatel]

oh flip101 i thought u were talkin about posts in this thread sorry

[sk8board15]

*Me trying to land 360 flips*

Random little kid: "That's easy, I did it on Tony Hawk! Can you do a 540 One Foot Japan?!"

[o hello]

*Me trying to land 360 flips*

Random little kid: "That's easy, I did it on Tony Hawk! Can you do a 540 One Foot Japan?!"

HAHA! thats good

[Ripped.]

"can i have a go on your board? Y'know I used to skate.". God dayum those kids are annoying.

[Dorn508]

"i can do a soft flip"

[blackgoat]

Hahaha! What an ass!!!