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    Default stupidest skate-related thing someone's said to you

    A kid recently told me i was supposed to tie my laces OVER the protectors (which he referred to as "flaps") and when i explained to him what the flaps were and why they were covering my laces, he responded, "No, faggot, you're wrong. It's just for looks. If the laces go under the flaps, why would they have holes in them?"
    The funny thing is this kid used to skate.




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    Thats pretty funny right there.

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    some fat kid asked me why i "rock dem tight jeans" and all his friends started laughing their asses off at him. (they all skate, but he sucks.)
    deyum

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    nothing that i can recall recently. but i hate it when little kids at the skatepark always ask for your board.
    deck: sugar 7.75
    trucks: krux down lows 3.5 silver
    wheels: spitfire 52mm
    bearings: bones reds
    grip: jessup
    shoes: blue zooyork unbreakables.

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    some one asked me if my shoe was hit by a lawnmower. they were dead serious too.
    GO SKATEBOARD.
    R.I.P. SHANE CROSS

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    the only thing i can think of is my friend cuz he said hardflip were half impossibles half kickflips and inward kickflip are f/s shove-its kickflip(hardflips) not to stupid but its stupid

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    ive gotten 5 bucks handed to my by a woman who thought i as poor/homeless (torn shoes ripped pants dirty shirt smelled bad)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sk8ordie69 View Post
    the only thing i can think of is my friend cuz he said hardflip were half impossibles half kickflips and inward kickflip are f/s shove-its kickflip(hardflips) not to stupid but its stupid
    this faggot argued with me about "inward kickflips"
    i ended it with a STFU
    deyum

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    The stupidest thing I've noticed is those times when in a conversation the "metal" kid would suggest he doesn't like the "rap" kid's skating, no matter how good the "rap" kid may be, and the other way around.
    Last edited by SkaSkate; 11-02-2007 at 05:17 PM.

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    ^lol

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    "is that board a wet willy? those are so gay! you loser of a poser" i try to explain to the 8 year old that my boards an enjoi
    so he starts saying "what you enjoy doin yo mama" so i kick his ass in a game of skate
    enjoi your panda ;P




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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatel View Post
    "is that board a wet willy? those are so gay! you loser of a poser" i try to explain to the 8 year old that my boards an enjoi
    so he starts saying "what you enjoy doin yo mama" so i kick his ass in a game of skate
    pwnage

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    I find all the posts claiming that bakers are amazing boards to be quite idiotic.

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    what u talkin about (flip101)
    enjoi your panda ;P




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    haha
    my friend was talking out of his ass and he was saying the stupidest stuff like:
    element was named that because of the "element of skateboarding"
    almost was named that because someone kept "almost" landing a trick
    plan b was named that cuz thats what you turn to when the cops come
    flip cus you "flip" your board
    enjoi because you "enjoy" skateboarding
    a whole bunch of other ones too.
    true story

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    the enjoi one might be true my deck says enjoi skateboarding
    enjoi your panda ;P




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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatel View Post
    what u talkin about (flip101)
    They blow.
    The pop is mediocre, the shape is terrible and I break them like ply wood. all around horrible decks. Don't bother arguing.

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    ill tell you the five best rappers out there

    dylan
    dylan
    dylan
    dylan
    and dylan

    I SPIT FIRE
    http://flickr.com/photos/33614722@N08/ - flickr
    jonples.blogspot.com - blogspot for footage.

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    You haven't lived until you've played pictionary high.
    It's so goddamn boss.
    x2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatel View Post
    the enjoi one might be true my deck says enjoi skateboarding
    ya but thats not why they named it enjoi
    or was it?

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    oh flip101 i thought u were talkin about posts in this thread sorry
    enjoi your panda ;P




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    *Me trying to land 360 flips*

    Random little kid: "That's easy, I did it on Tony Hawk! Can you do a 540 One Foot Japan?!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sk8board15 View Post
    *Me trying to land 360 flips*

    Random little kid: "That's easy, I did it on Tony Hawk! Can you do a 540 One Foot Japan?!"
    HAHA! thats good
    bye october. ...

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    "can i have a go on your board? Y'know I used to skate.". God dayum those kids are annoying.

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    "i can do a soft flip"

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    Hahaha! What an ass!!!

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