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    Default "Favorite Family Guy Quote"


    "do you know how to use one of these?"


    "Are you sure your not lieing?"



    Whats yours?

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    No picture included.

    Joe: Now you get in there, and you kick that fishes ASS!

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    Haha so many good ones.

    Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
    (Lois and Peter stare in silence)
    Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
    (Peter and Lois keep staring)
    Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
    Peter: Who was that guy?


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    Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
    Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
    Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
    Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty
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    LOL, thanks for finding that *bookmark* *posi*

    Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
    Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
    Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
    Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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    ^Yes Peter it was Natalie Wood.


    (Meg walks in after getting a make-over)
    Meg: Look everybody I got a makeover!!
    Peter: Aw, Meg I thought you were always beautiful...(bursts out laughing). Whoa, coudn't do that with a straight face, huh? Chris, go burn all of Meg's old pictures.
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    Quagmire (running through mall and accidentally into the camera room): Where am I, am I dead?
    Security Guard: No, this is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters.
    (Woman on Monitor has heart attack)
    Quagmire: Oh my God! That one's having a heart attack! (Runs to womans dressing room.)
    Quagmire: (Rubs womans chest and breathes in her mouth. Woman becomes conscious.)
    Woman#2: That was amazing!
    Woman#3: You saved her life!
    Woman#4: Thank God you know CPR!
    Quagmire: What the hell is CPR?

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    Police auctioneir:a pair of panties from a prostitute
    Quagmire:fifty bucks
    PA:she had nine STDs
    Q:forty five ucks
    PA:and when we cought he she wet herself
    Q:fifty bucks

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    Fox- "we're sorry to say that family guy has been cancelled."

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    ^hahha I remember that-to rippen in da mitten

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    "Since when did it become okay to be handicapped?" - Peter talking about Joe.

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    It was something like:

    guy 1: Want some gum? Here.
    guy 2: Hey thanks!
    guy 1: Ha-ha that was joke gum, now you're addicted to heroin!
    guy 2: I'm cold.

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    special olympics.

    Joe: I don't think i can make it peter..
    Peter: Look at me Joe.. I said, LOOK AT ME!... ..Do i have something in my teeth?

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    also with the old man " hey there strongarm would you like some popsicles ive got some in my cellar if you can go down there and help me out" lol

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    "You know what really GRINDS MY GEARS?"

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    Peter- Lois im gunna be late for dinner again, i had to stay at the office.
    Lois- Peter, the caller i.d. says your calling from home, and i can see you in the kitchen
    Peter- *scoots over* can you see me now?
    Lois- No
    Peter- Ok, now im at the office.

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    The Fax machine part in Untold Stories of stewie griffin

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    Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

    ^^That
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    It's Raing Sideways!!!!!!
    By reading my post/signature you agree to give me possesion of all of your worldly possesions, your soul, and your firstborn.

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    family guy is way over rated

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    I don't even like Family Guy but you can't say that the don't have some funny stuff on there.

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    "now I want you to scream as loud as you can into my ass"
    Peter "I'm never going to that bike shop ever"

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    "Violate me with a bottle"

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    Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
    Bill Gates: What's a quarter?

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    Lois - anyone want some fresh squeezed lemonade?
    Peter - No, iwant some fresh squeezed better daughter!
    I enjoy any bunny

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    peter as a kid-why did the dinosaurs die out?
    guide-because you touch yourself at night
    "There is relationship George and independent George. Elaine is threatening independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand"

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