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Your dick was shrinking

So much bullshit in just one sentence.

https://youtu.be/MWmoco8XqPA

Do you think you have an anger problem/can't control yourself? It doesn't seem like you do but I wouldn't know.

As for "I only slapped you but you punched me" - obviously since you probably are...

Yea, a man shouldn't hit a woman. And a woman shouldn't hit a man. It's 2019. Everyone's constantly talking about equality yet here we are only talking about what you did and not even viewing what...

I don't think you need help but she certainly does.

I mean, what the actual fuck.

First she begs you to do it, you never do it, then she attacks you, you react, and then she suddenly realizes...

My dick used to be 8.5 and I thought it was very big because it was very big. I saw a knife lying on the kitchen counter one day and I thought I should put it to use, so I sliced some cucumbers,...

Marty's lurking <3

https://youtu.be/33PQh2jVNLs



Not overseas but saw them in .. March I think? I have phases of listening to them a lot..What do you think of their newest album? I liked hearing it live but when...

Ah I see. Would like to give life advice but you know yourself better than I do so you're more likely to find ways of getting better again. However, in case you need someone to give you shitty life...

I'm doing pretty well atm


sorry to hear that. what's wrong?

I side with Stookie

this^

Dear diarrhea,...

did 1 squat. Feeling strong

#summerbodiesaremadeinsummer

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Moneyboy.

The most coward thing you can do is commiting suicide. It wouldn't help her. It would make her feel shitty for feeling horrible because you cheated on her. It'd make her feel like had she reacted to...

leave Britney alone

and yes, we can.

Forbidden.

I didn't walk into got. I was here all the time.
On another note, not sure if I could resist a major snot bomb in the right moment.. like on a bus in the first couple of seconds of getting to know...

feel you. I just had lasagna.

don't worry Vlad, nobody could kick you off the sbc main bitch throne <3

@bone - you're quick on the uptake.

Thanks guys, I do feel flattered. - but honestly, this picture was a very lucky shot. I'm not usually photogenic and I don't really consider myself good looking. Still though, thanks.

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