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  1. Naah you're just getting fat.

    Naah you're just getting fat.
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    Egg salad and chicken taste absolutely disgusting...

    Egg salad and chicken taste absolutely disgusting together.
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    It does involve a small amount of cocaine and a...

    It does involve a small amount of cocaine and a mans phallus.
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    Rappers: Lil' Wayne Canibus Supa Mario Andre...

    Rappers:
    Lil' Wayne
    Canibus
    Supa Mario
    Andre Nickatina
    Rick Ross
    Juelz Santana
    J.R. Writer
    Lord Infamous
    Crunchy Black
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    Yeah getting too drunk sucks. After what...

    Yeah getting too drunk sucks.

    After what happened a few days ago I've taken a drinking absence for at least a few months.

    Story:
    So there was this party that this kid I don't know very well...
  6. Good: Its my little sisters birthday today. ...

    Good: Its my little sisters birthday today.

    Bad: I owe a guy 100 dollars by today, and I have zero.
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    Dude just rape Cody with no vasoline. After...

    Dude just rape Cody with no vasoline.

    After that he should be like "ZOMg EZ heres my admin password, download firefox and your internet games"
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    I have my ear pierced, but I don't currently have...

    I have my ear pierced, but I don't currently have an ear ring in because I lost my last one.
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    I just touched my penis..... ....A little.

    I just touched my penis.....



    ....A little.
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    Tonight: About to eat some delicious Sonic food...

    Tonight: About to eat some delicious Sonic food that my mom bought me from the one down the street from your old house, then take a nap.

    Tomorrow: Goin' with the flow.

    Sunday: Goin' with the...
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    Everyone is slightly racist, except a blind man,...

    Everyone is slightly racist, except a blind man, hes senseist.
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    Heres a gif of my friend cooking a sandwich in a...

    Heres a gif of my friend cooking a sandwich in a George Foreman Grill.
    http://a913.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_a23f58fe097391ece063bec8c0205cd0.gif

    Hope It made you feel better about...
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    I can't remember what I ate for lunch yesterday,...

    I can't remember what I ate for lunch yesterday, much less the screen name of some spammer on a messageboard.
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    Well during the time the church is closed, I'm...

    Well during the time the church is closed, I'm sure a lot of people.

    And during church hours, I'm still sure a lot of people do.

    Whats so bad about smoking weed at a church?
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    Anytime I want to smoke weed during school (which...

    Anytime I want to smoke weed during school (which is very few, because being high at school sucks, not to mention incredibly boring) I will walk off campus at lunch to this church thats right across...
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    Cherry, as weird as that is.

    Cherry, as weird as that is.
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    Holy shit some of you guys have never seen a good...

    Holy shit some of you guys have never seen a good tre flip before, seriously.

    "ZOMG I JUST CAME BECAUSE OF HOW GOOD THAT WAS!!"

    shaddup, His tre was low, and he had ok style, actually about the...
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    Fuck Daylight Savings Time.

    Its 5:24pm and its dark as fuck out side.


    Fuck this.
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    A kid who can do a clean tre flip and a krooked...

    A kid who can do a clean tre flip and a krooked grind isn't that hard to come by.

    But yeah, a bit above average skating for someone on a cartoon network commercial.
  20. I don't have an mp3 player...

    I don't have an mp3 player...
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    The pain olympics video is so much worse than 2...

    The pain olympics video is so much worse than 2 girls 1 cup.
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    I get that every morning after I smoke a lot of...

    I get that every morning after I smoke a lot of weed.
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    7/10

    7/10
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    Franks Pizza. Its local its good as fuck. ...

    Franks Pizza.


    Its local its good as fuck.

    But Papa Johns is good too.
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    I just drank some Aristocrats Vodka. Cheap as...

    I just drank some Aristocrats Vodka.

    Cheap as fuck, but damn I'm fucked up.
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