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    Sticky: If you can’t write, Read. And if you can’t...

    If you can’t write,
    Read.

    And if you can’t read,
    Do yoga.

    And if you can’t do yoga,
    Meditate.

    And if you can’t meditate,
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    She’s bi, and she’s predominantly attracted to...

    She’s bi, and she’s predominantly attracted to women. But I think she just has trouble maintaining a long term relationship, from what I’ve gathered. Whatever, FWB.
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    I’m still sleeping with my lesbian ex who claimed...

    I’m still sleeping with my lesbian ex who claimed she could fall in love romantically with a man but couldn’t maintain sexual attraction. Lol. Love the crazies!
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    Sticky: Dope. While we’re on music, check out my band’s...

    Dope. While we’re on music, check out my band’s debut single on Spotify, YouTube, etc.

    https://open.spotify.com/track/1QUVqSbXzUuuxas5hpw5aB?si=na6YSr8KTIeLz_KcAT5hhA
    ...
  5. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: Loaded deck: The card I want Is taken, Queen...

    Loaded deck:

    The card I want
    Is taken, Queen
    Of Hearts

    Go fish

    So play the hand
    You’re given
  6. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: The girl was nice: She needs friends Maybe...

    The girl was nice:

    She needs friends
    Maybe I'll introduce you some time
    Not sure it will go anywhere else
    But hell, we all need friends

    She likes Jack & Cokes
    And she had one headlight out...
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    Sticky: My plastic heart: A man can only be used So...

    My plastic heart:

    A man can only be used
    So many times
    Before he’s
    Useless

    Something, something
    Recycled emotions
    Trash heap oceans
  8. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: You’re a trip: You’re in my corner? But my...

    You’re a trip:

    You’re in my corner?
    But my corners are sharp
    Must be why
    You don’t wanna get close

    Well, call me a square
    And give me a dose
    Of your magic medicine
  9. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: Pardon me if I’m limping today: Yesterday, I...

    Pardon me if I’m limping today:
    Yesterday, I lifted the greatest
    Weight off my shoulders
    And dropped it
    Upon my
    Toe
  10. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: The art of speaking your mind I enjoy what you...

    The art of speaking your mind

    I enjoy what you have to say
    Does he?

    You have to say it
    You have to be free

    You have to be
    Do you see?
  11. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: Let it burn, let it burn And turn the thought...

    Let it burn, let it burn
    And turn the thought over

    It’s over, it’s over
    Roger that, red rover

    Send somebody over
    I’d have anybody over

    Just to say that I was over it
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    Sticky: Damn, those ramen noodles really were fire

    Damn, those ramen noodles really were fire
  13. Thread: ~ = tilde...

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    Sticky: But I was never afraid Does a bird fear...

    But I was never afraid

    Does a bird fear falling?
    Does a fish fear drowning?

    Doesn’t it kill you
    When I’m pounding away

    At your little door?
    Like a coffin
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    Sticky: Wired ones We wandered While others pondered...

    Wired ones

    We wandered
    While others pondered
    What it could mean

    Would it work
    By the light of day?
    Would we waste away?
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    Sticky: You old ass mfs

    You old ass mfs
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    Sticky: I mean, it’s kinda redundant to say “crazy women”.

    I mean, it’s kinda redundant to say “crazy women”.
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    Sticky: Song lyrics: Darkest Light The bluest...

    Song lyrics:

    Darkest Light

    The bluest skies, the blackest nights
    They all pale to your dark light
    The brightest stars, the sun from afar
    They burn out because you are

    Because you are,...
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    If you keep her waiting too long she’s...

    If you keep her waiting too long she’s gonna...beat you...to the...punch...and break up with you.
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    Sticky: Know their suffering ends Just as the Jews, so...

    Know their suffering ends
    Just as the Jews, so the children
    At the border in tents

    Know that rage subsides
    And a man in a cage can lie
    In truth the day he dies

    Know that women give new life...
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    ^ I was just about to ask if her fav position was...

    ^ I was just about to ask if her fav position was donkey punch :D
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    If Larz starts posting only once a year well...

    If Larz starts posting only once a year well know hes in jail
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    I think the only place you went astray was...

    I think the only place you went astray was indulging her fantasy with all the pretending/acting like you would, prior to this incident. But, bitch is clearly crazy, and I say that with all due...
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    Sticky: I’m honored

    I’m honored
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    Sticky: Awww

    Awww
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    Sticky: No rest for the wicked. I swept the porch off...

    No rest for the wicked. I swept the porch off again. It’s a daily chore ;)
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