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I'm so x-treme I cut twice and measure zero times, just for the thrill.

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pinner shit

A Zumiez employee once tried to get me to buy a pair of shoes using the dollar bills designs on the inside sole as his main selling point... that store is a fucking joke.

I brew a hot pot of Mtn Dew each morning, to go along with my Doritos omelette.

Thanks for the introduction! :-D

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Hi drunk, I'm Dad.

why is it that all of the worst ideas I've had look like my greatest ideas when sleep deprived?