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sausage93
12-28-2006, 10:50 PM
I was riding around on my new longboard at my friends house and some little kid(who i soon found out was my friends cousin) came up and hugged me. So im all like sup man, and he punches me in the sack and i almost barfed. haha.

frobro
12-28-2006, 10:55 PM
you ride long boards?

sausage93
12-28-2006, 10:56 PM
Well, since november. There pretty bad ass dude. I just moved so I have to skate this shitty cracked pavement thing called "pathfinder" to my friends place. I got sick of hitting pebbels and dying so I bought a longboard.

d-ville skater
12-28-2006, 10:59 PM
ass kicked by 5 year olds? new members always seem to be more pathic each and everyday on this site.

sausage93
12-28-2006, 11:00 PM
ass kicked by 5 year olds? new members always seem to be more pathic each and everyday on this site.


Suck my iguana dick fuckstick. I didn't even see this shit coming.

sausage93
12-28-2006, 11:01 PM
Thats iguana sized dick fuckstick. Just clearing that up.

-Rob
12-29-2006, 12:57 AM
Thats iguana sized dick fuckstick. Just clearing that up.

weird insult...

RonsoFromTheDirtySouth
12-29-2006, 03:55 AM
Give him a break, If he would look closely he would see the EDIT button ;)

Element1000
12-29-2006, 04:15 AM
lol 5 year old punched you in the sack good shit man

coopydubs
12-29-2006, 05:14 AM
how can a 5 year old have enough strength to make you almost throw up?? did you have swollen balls to begin with or something??...it hurts but it shouldnt hurt that much

black_world_skater
12-29-2006, 05:46 AM
I woulda dropkicked that little bitch.

Skating Forever Even in Heaven
12-29-2006, 06:04 AM
5 year olds suck dick eh?? Well you were five at some point, does that mean you suck dick?

gimp
12-29-2006, 06:11 AM
lol

VX1000VE
12-29-2006, 06:16 AM
\_/ <- My care cup is empty.

hm, your name is Sausage, which can be a slang term for penis, and penis' get sucked by people. You suck dick?

Ironic...

Luke128
12-29-2006, 06:20 AM
;]

5deckollie
12-29-2006, 06:37 AM
I was riding around on my new longboard at my friends house and some little kid(who i soon found out was my friends cousin) came up and hugged me. So im all like sup man, and he punches me in the sack and i almost barfed. haha.

Pwnt?

bandikid
12-29-2006, 06:39 AM
\_/ <- My care cup is empty.

hm, your name is Sausage, which can be a slang term for penis, and penis' get sucked by people. You suck dick?

Ironic...

\_/ <---My "how much sense that post made" cup is possibly below empty.

VX1000VE
12-29-2006, 06:43 AM
\_/ <---My "how much sense that post made" cup is possibly below empty.

yeah, I don't blame you, it was just me trying to be funny. Shoot me.

bandikid
12-29-2006, 06:46 AM
http://funny.tehjunk.com/head_out_of_ass.jpg

.Blackie.
12-29-2006, 06:50 AM
http://funny.tehjunk.com/head_out_of_ass.jpg

Oh god that is wierd.

Element1000
12-29-2006, 06:50 AM
lol

xpn0yk0nceptzx
12-29-2006, 07:40 AM
\_/ <- My care cup is empty.



I lol'd when i saw that....

and as for that picture....*shivers*

JesusLovesYou
12-29-2006, 07:42 AM
by the name of the thread.

ummm, 5 years old Doesnt even know whats a ***** so yea ...

Hagen
12-29-2006, 03:24 PM
5 year olds will run you over too

Sk8terMov
12-29-2006, 03:29 PM
That 5 year old was just saying with insultive words. "You suck at longboarding" well thats my guese beacuse kids like that don't randomly come to you and punch you in the balls for no exact reason... Unless to test if It really does hurt to keep safe in the future. ^^

trew emerican
12-29-2006, 03:34 PM
Your friend probably told him to do it since it was your friend's little cousin.

punkskater5893
12-29-2006, 03:54 PM
yea i dont like 5 year olds much either because this one time at a park i was at i was skating this mini ramp in the back of the park. This annoying little 5 year old is like trying to sit on the coping and his baord keeps falling so im like yo just put your board first and then sit. He starts aguring with me about something idr what though and then he gets down and i drop in he thorws his board infront of me and i fall. I yell at him WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!! YOUR LUCKY I DONT FUCKING STOMP YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ROCKET POWER BOARD AND SMACK YOU WITH IT!!!. Instead i just chucked it over the fence and he hit me i was like yeaaa your strong.

Ever since, ive never seen him there again.

vietskater
12-29-2006, 05:27 PM
lol that must suck

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
12-29-2006, 05:31 PM
by the name of the thread.

ummm, 5 years old Doesnt even know whats a ***** so yea ...of course they do.

his last name is cheney.

yea i dont like 5 year olds much either because this one time at a park i was at i was skating this mini ramp in the back of the park. This annoying little 5 year old is like trying to sit on the coping and his baord keeps falling so im like yo just put your board first and then sit. He starts aguring with me about something idr what though and then he gets down and i drop in he thorws his board infront of me and i fall. I yell at him WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!! YOUR LUCKY I DONT FUCKING STOMP YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ROCKET POWER BOARD AND SMACK YOU WITH IT!!!. Instead i just chucked it over the fence and he hit me i was like yeaaa your strong.

Ever since, ive never seen him there again.
i hate you. "ZOMG I YELLED AT A 5 YEAR OLD! I OWNED HIS BOARD!"

ill have you know, my 3 year old brother ismore mature than you are. he is probably even better at skating then you. (yeah, ive stooped to that.)

voodoo22
12-29-2006, 07:26 PM
ass kicked by 5 year olds? new members always seem to be more pathic each and everyday on this site.

so true, sadly

sk8ter_4life
12-29-2006, 08:13 PM
haha that sucks. i always see little brats tryin that shit to other people. i guess they get like that because parents can't discipline them, since it's abuse nowadays...

RUFNcereal
12-29-2006, 10:15 PM
At least he hugged you first =]

sausage93
12-29-2006, 10:25 PM
At least he hugged you first =]

hahahha, yea i guess so. Dude, you have magic pants. In that thing in ur signiture, ur pants are brown then grey.... sweet.

C_Loco
12-29-2006, 10:56 PM
lol he obviosuly went from low light to a highly lit area...light is amasing

RUFNcereal
12-29-2006, 11:25 PM
lol he obviosuly went from low light to a highly lit area...light is amasing

Uhh no they're obviously magic pants. Strange things happen to me when i'm hung over.

Oh by the way, yeah that IS switch. ka-pow.

I like kiwis
12-29-2006, 11:33 PM
Hehe I could just see a 5 year old doing that

nothingwrongwithme
12-31-2006, 07:07 AM
lil kids is a faggot kick him in te nuts

Element1000
01-02-2007, 06:14 AM
lolololololololol

dain84
01-02-2007, 07:12 AM
[quote=sausage93;1237751]5 Year old sucks dickquote]
Pics?

DeadmanSkater
01-02-2007, 08:27 AM
5 Year old sucks dick
Pics?

LOL. It's easy to see why you have so much rep.

inspireu
01-11-2007, 03:00 AM
damn thats pretty harsh. u shood hav beaten him up

Roboman
01-11-2007, 03:07 AM
Stupid stupid thread...