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Skater_goth
11-04-2006, 06:55 PM
What are the stupidest things your parents have made you do?

For example mine are.
-I get yelled at and grounded for making a annoying noises.
-I want a bass guitar so my dad made me write a contract of what to do around the house to deserve one,and I have to sign it also, I'm trying to type the contract up now, it is very hard because I do not want to agree to something I do not want to do. I'll edit this post later and post the contract when finished.
(It's a bit stupid because my parents have been trying to convince me for a long time to learn an instrument then when I find on I want to learn they are all like what will you do for it, and my dad came up with the stupid contract Idea)

drizzle
11-04-2006, 06:56 PM
they're really nosy, and are constantly trying to get in on my social life.

emericaxskater
11-04-2006, 06:57 PM
^^same

drizzle
11-04-2006, 06:59 PM
oh wait, make ME do???


they make me buy my own food when we go out to eat.

Mardi
11-04-2006, 07:02 PM
They make me wash the dishes. I hate them.

::ninja::
11-04-2006, 07:13 PM
Make me play da piano ;-{

Skaterdude
11-04-2006, 07:14 PM
My mom is nosy, always poking into my personal life. I'm not talking about the "Where are you going? With whom?", i'm talking about "How serious is the relationship with you and your girlfriend? Have you made out? You'd better still be a virgin..."

drowning_fish
11-04-2006, 07:15 PM
oh wait, make ME do???


they make me buy my own food when we go out to eat.

What the fuck? That's ghey

WhiteTrash
11-04-2006, 07:16 PM
Nosey, and if somethings wrong and she sangry at me she just gives me attitude and doesnt tell me why.

Mardi
11-04-2006, 07:20 PM
My mom is nosy, always poking into my personal life. I'm not talking about the "Where are you going? With whom?", i'm talking about "How serious is the relationship with you and your girlfriend? Have you made out? You'd better still be a virgin..."

haha

::ninja::
11-04-2006, 07:20 PM
My mom is nosy, always poking into my personal life. I'm not talking about the "Where are you going? With whom?", i'm talking about "How serious is the relationship with you and your girlfriend? Have you made out? You'd better still be a virgin..."

lawl.

The Trooper
11-04-2006, 07:21 PM
clean my room... totally weak...

::ninja::
11-04-2006, 07:21 PM
clean my room... totally weak...

You poor Baby.

dustydust
11-04-2006, 07:21 PM
Nothing. I dont know if my parents dont care about me or something, but i can just walk out of the house and when its like 5 in the morning they will be like oh shit wheres chris

The Trooper
11-04-2006, 07:24 PM
You poor Baby.

haha i know. my parents are pretty lenient. they dont annoy me in the least...

wolfgang
11-04-2006, 07:33 PM
yeah my parents are cool

SMR
11-04-2006, 07:39 PM
Snooping through myspaces bugs me.

Complains about me never doing anything with my friends and not knowing them, then when I try to do something, gets annoyed about having to drive me places.

My mom's super suspicious of all my friends I skate with and acts like they're all really big stoners, when most of them are actually really harmless. Ironically, she wants me to play football, when almost everyone on the team is a drinker.

Aside from that, I actually really like my parents though. Everyone says I get along with my mom way too well.

mkcrank mulisha
11-04-2006, 07:42 PM
check my myspace and internet

Z3R0_SK8R_182
11-04-2006, 07:43 PM
my parents are pretty good, except when i really fuck up

amillionkickflips
11-04-2006, 07:50 PM
they're really nosy, and are constantly trying to get in on my social life.

yeah... my mom reads my emails and listens in on what me and my sister talk about and then she asks me about people, like "oh so this person is going out with that guy?" and im like, "how do you know that?" and its kind of creepy

yeahyeahyeah
11-04-2006, 07:51 PM
Make me play da piano ;-{

Same.

zero sk8er247
11-04-2006, 08:53 PM
Whenever my mom and dad are talking, and when they're done and I have something to say to one of them, they ignore me and start talkin again......its so god damn annoying!

shampoo
11-04-2006, 08:54 PM
They make me smoke pot and get drunk with my friends.

Adio Skater
11-04-2006, 08:57 PM
-I can't get B's
-I have to ask them to buy something over $50.00

Skater_goth
11-04-2006, 09:03 PM
I have taught my parents not to be nosey by not telling them anything, if I have a girlfriend I never ever tell my parents, I say shes a friend if she does come in contact.
my parents don't care what I do with girls as long as she uses the contraceptive pill and I use a condom, even though i'm a virgin they want me to be prepared.

the drizzle dude thats horrible that you have to buy your own food, if my parents made me buy my own food when we went out I would be broke and in det, because my parents and I go out to fancy restaurants every weekend.

My parents cannot see any of my stuff to do with the internet, I delete history each time I get off the computer and I put a lock on all my folders.
I'm always very sneaky when it comes to hiding things and technology.
I have like 10 porno mags in my room hidden in various places, and about 50 lighters scattered all around my room.
my mum/mom looked in my school bag once and I had a deodurent can, beautiful expensive lighter, knife and the most suspicious thing she saw was my deodurent can, she was on my back for a week watching me because she thought it was a bomb or something lol.

skater_cop
11-04-2006, 09:12 PM
I have to ask before I buy anything.
I always get blamed for everything that happens around the house.
They don't -ever- let me go anywhere

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 09:14 PM
My dad dressed up like Elvis for halloween and went trick-or-treating with my little sister. People actually gave him candy.

skater_cop
11-04-2006, 09:17 PM
Whats that have to do with anything?^^^

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 09:18 PM
i dont know

Schism
11-04-2006, 09:22 PM
My mom thinks me and my friends are on drugs even though only one of them does.

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 09:30 PM
My mom thinks me and my friends are on drugs even though only one of them does.
Same with me. And their right! Minus the me part, my friends are always stoned out of their minds and boring as hell.

Skater_goth
11-04-2006, 09:36 PM
my parents aren't really that serious with telling me not to do drugs,
they don't really care,
my sister has been a smoker since she was 12 years old and now shes 17,

as long as I don't smoke ciggerettes I can do alot.

My dad grew up in the 60's and 70's and he tells me and sister stories about him smoking dope and magic mushrooms.

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 09:39 PM
my parents aren't really that serious with telling me not to do drugs,
they don't really care,
my sister has been a smoker since she was 12 years old and now shes 17,

as long as I don't smoke ciggerettes I can do alot.

My dad grew up in the 60's and 70's and he tells me and sister stories about him smoking dope and magic mushrooms.
haha. My mom told me stories of her and her friends smoking bluts then going joy-riding in her older brothers (my uncles) car. Then she goes ahead and says if i ever smoke shes going to rip me a new one, so....

Skater_goth
11-04-2006, 09:48 PM
^Lol your mom is hipacrit

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 09:49 PM
Thats what i said. I didn't really want to do drugs in the first place, but still, the fact that she told me she did them and how much fun she had. What a moron.

Skater_goth
11-04-2006, 09:52 PM
^lol thats not very nice to say about your mom(even if it is true)

d-ville skater
11-04-2006, 09:52 PM
they made me make a sex tape with Jessica Alba... NOT JESSICA SIMPSON!

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 10:04 PM
^lol thats not very nice to say about your mom(even if it is true)
m'eh. She had it coming.

Skater_goth
11-04-2006, 10:09 PM
m'eh. She had it coming.

oh hahaha probably true

Kill All Humans!!!
11-04-2006, 11:07 PM
My mom just sleeps on the couch and yells at me if SHE loses the remote. Then when the remote is like 2 feat away she will yell at me to come get it. She also asks if a have a gf or all these things about her.

eatumsisadouche
11-04-2006, 11:40 PM
i got yelled at today, because, they didnt listen to me when i told them what i was doing today, then came and picked me up, and then, while i was talking to my mom, my dad came up and accused me of smoking pot and ripped out like 3 of my hairs to have tested, and i seriously dont smoke pot, i dont have a problem with it, i just think its a bad choice, so i dont smoke, and my dad constantly accuses me of smoking, its fucking retarted

sirRockalot
11-05-2006, 08:01 AM
my mum and dad used to be cool with me but now they wont trust me no more coz one day i went to a party and got really really really drunk (i was drinking whiskey) and i had to go and have my stomache pumped at the hospital and i woz grounded 4 like 2 months and i woz only 13 at the time ,and one time i got muged ages ago so i started to carry a little pocket knife around with me all the time and pne day me and my friend woz argueing and we kinda got in a fight he punched me in face real hard and im like 4 foot 11 and hes 6 foot so i got my knife out and i told him to leave me alone or ill stab him (lol) and he went to kik me and a dodged him at stabbed him in the foot hes woz bleeding allot the blade like went in an inch and sumhow my bro found out and he old my mum so now they totally dont trust me and once they found some weed on my desk in my room and now i have to be in at 9:30 and im 14 and i cant sleep at other peoples houses no more

the_unknown_soldier
11-05-2006, 08:04 AM
makes me drive my dirtbike around so my dog can chase it on her chain.



now this isn't bad, considering me AND my dog get an equal amount of entertainment. buy my mom is way too demanding about it. and if i don't want to, she'll get all emotional. she told me too when it was snowing. FUCKING SNOWING.

SMR
11-05-2006, 09:35 AM
Hahahaha, I'd actually get a kick out of seeing that

shampoo
11-05-2006, 05:25 PM
My parents are too naive and they give me way too much freedom. Last night I snuck out and got high and didn't come home until 5am. They didn't know, and won't. I go to the skatepark and all kind of crazy shit happens from there, but they still let me go. I get my license in two weeks, which is the only thing that bugs me about my parents, because I'll be 17.

leavemealone
11-05-2006, 05:42 PM
They say that if I was last to touch it and it doesn't work when I pick it up and its been sitting out for 3 days its my fault. Some damn coon or coyote could have gotten it or something fucked with it.

Checking my myspace (I deleted it)

Not letting me go very far when I ride ATV's with friends

Lots more too lazy to list them

pimpinkid
11-05-2006, 05:43 PM
haha

1. to nosy in my personal life
2. overprotective
3. make me take out the trash lol
4. always want to know who im going out wif blah blah
5. obsessed with my education

besides that they are pretty cool

bradley7
11-05-2006, 06:11 PM
They are just overly obssesed with school,other then that,dey be pretta coo

YourMom
11-05-2006, 06:12 PM
They subject me to their bullshit lectures. That's about it.

Valo Negroth
11-05-2006, 06:15 PM
My parents never make me do anything I found stupid.

I am Jesus Cheist
11-05-2006, 06:35 PM
My mom is weird, she will yell at me because my brother pushed me and make me do chores.

BlackWallStreetKilla
11-05-2006, 07:59 PM
mop the floor TEN FUCKING TIMES CUZ ITS NEVER GOOD ENOUGH!!!

SkatepunK
11-05-2006, 08:10 PM
my parents make me call them when i get to whatever i drive too, except school, make me make my bed when i wake up and they bitch at me becasue i never wash my truck

eatumsisadouche
11-05-2006, 09:42 PM
oh yeah, and one time they grounded me because i wouldnt tell them who i liked from school at the time, that had to be one of the dumbest things ever

Skater_goth
11-05-2006, 11:33 PM
^hahaha you should have just said some random chick thats hot

eazy-e
11-06-2006, 03:02 AM
my mum's way to laid back..
best thing about being christian

Hitman47
11-06-2006, 06:14 AM
They wont buy me weed anymore :(
..Im kidding..
..They still buy me..
..Not really..
..But seriously..
Want some?

flipuk
11-06-2006, 06:18 AM
I dont live with my parents anymore until the holidays and then i live with my mum. She doesnt make me do stupid things - hoover/polish,feed pets, load dishwasher and occasionally cook for myself. Small price to pay for what I get in return.

I guess some of you are too fucking selfish/childish to think the same, even if it occasionally annoys me and she gets frustrated over nothing.

Let Fire Fall
11-06-2006, 06:23 AM
my parents make me call them when i get to whatever i drive too, except school, make me make my bed when i wake up and they bitch at me becasue i never wash my truck

Those are reasonable.

Most parents do the first. Mine did it and nearly all of my friends did it. I know a girl whose parents still make her do it and she's had her license for about a year now, if not longer.

MullenSucks
11-06-2006, 06:39 AM
Live in a cemetery. Top that.

Unborn_TrAgEdY
11-06-2006, 11:28 AM
they make me call them to assure them i'm not doing drugs or having sex when i'm about and about with my crew

Elementish
11-06-2006, 11:40 AM
What are the stupidest things your parents have made you do?

For example mine are.
-I get yelled at and grounded for making a annoying noises.
-I want a bass guitar so my dad made me write a contract of what to do around the house to deserve one,and I have to sign it also, I'm trying to type the contract up now, it is very hard because I do not want to agree to something I do not want to do. I'll edit this post later and post the contract when finished.
(It's a bit stupid because my parents have been trying to convince me for a long time to learn an instrument then when I find on I want to learn they are all like what will you do for it, and my dad came up with the stupid contract Idea)

when writing the contract, riddle it with loop-holes that way you dont have to do shit!

B-B-Baker
11-06-2006, 11:43 AM
They wont buy me weed anymore :(
..Im kidding..
..They still buy me..
..Not really..
..But seriously..
Want some?
hahah i wonder y hha

MaC-
11-06-2006, 11:59 AM
They make me wash the dishes. I hate them.

i hate you.

I Have A hole In My Boxer
11-06-2006, 12:02 PM
i hate you.

I hate you.

B-B-Baker
11-06-2006, 12:04 PM
http://files.poqbum.com/Files/Myspace-Mini-Clips/rap-59.gif
this kid hates you all

MaC-
11-06-2006, 12:06 PM
I hate you.

I hate you. more.

World Cup belongs to USSR
11-06-2006, 12:06 PM
Wow...my mom must kick all your parents asses when it comes to overall relationships....
She just talks to me about tv shows and takes me out to eat. (plus the beach)......

MaC-
11-06-2006, 12:08 PM
i have a feeling you are "world cup belongs to the usa"

B-B-Baker
11-06-2006, 12:08 PM
Wow...my mom must kick all your parents asses when it comes to overall relationships....
She just talks to me about tv shows and takes me out to eat. (plus the beach)......
my mom is cool like that too

I Have A hole In My Boxer
11-06-2006, 12:28 PM
I hate you. more.

I hate you. The most.

Popwar Pill
11-06-2006, 12:43 PM
They make me fruit bowl myself and then wear dresses.

star_skater
11-06-2006, 12:56 PM
What are the stupidest things your parents have made you do?

For example mine are.
-I get yelled at and grounded for making a annoying noises.
-I want a bass guitar so my dad made me write a contract of what to do around the house to deserve one,and I have to sign it also, I'm trying to type the contract up now, it is very hard because I do not want to agree to something I do not want to do. I'll edit this post later and post the contract when finished.
(It's a bit stupid because my parents have been trying to convince me for a long time to learn an instrument then when I find on I want to learn they are all like what will you do for it, and my dad came up with the stupid contract Idea)

how sad.. maybe you should stop making the annoying noises then, ever think of that? hmm....

Dying_To_Live
11-06-2006, 06:35 PM
Ask me if ive tried masturbation yet.
Need to know every little detail about where and going and who with.
They require a written invitiation and the address of the house and phone # of the parents if im going to a party.
Expect me to get that award for smartest in the school.
Do everything housework related: Hanging out and bringing in washing, mowing the lawn, dishes, taking out the trash etc.
Check my internet. I use portible firefox now :D
thats just the bad stuff....

on the upside
mum buys me heaps of stuff.

star_skater
11-06-2006, 06:36 PM
Ask me if ive tried masturbation yet.
Need to know every little detail about where and going and who with.
They require a written invitiation and the address of the house and phone # of the parents if im going to a party.
Expect me to get that award for smartest in the school.
Do everything housework related: Hanging out and bringing in washing, mowing the lawn, dishes, taking out the trash etc.
Check my internet. I use portible firefox now :D
thats just the bad stuff....

on the upside
mum buys me heaps of stuff.

wow.. im glad my parents haven't asked me that yet..

yeahyeahyeah
11-06-2006, 06:51 PM
wow.. im glad my parents haven't asked me that yet..

hahahaha.

WhiteTrash
11-06-2006, 06:51 PM
Ask me if ive tried masturbation yet.
Need to know every little detail about where and going and who with.
They require a written invitiation and the address of the house and phone # of the parents if im going to a party.
Expect me to get that award for smartest in the school.
Do everything housework related: Hanging out and bringing in washing, mowing the lawn, dishes, taking out the trash etc.
Check my internet. I use portible firefox now :D
thats just the bad stuff....

on the upside
mum buys me heaps of stuff.

hahah what do you say when they ask you if you've tried masturbation yet?

star_skater
11-06-2006, 06:54 PM
hahah what do you say when they ask you if you've tried masturbation yet?

im on the edge of my seat !!! come on fill us in!! what did you say!! Dying_To_Live

SMR
11-06-2006, 07:33 PM
My girlfriend was over last night and my mom decided it would be funny to basically force us to watch my baby videos.

yeahyeahyeah
11-06-2006, 07:37 PM
My girlfriend was over last night and my mom decided it would be funny to basically force us to watch my baby videos.

Damn I hate those type of moms so much.

Rock_em_tight
11-06-2006, 07:42 PM
my parents are pretty good, except when i really fuck up Same thing with me.

Skater_goth
11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
when writing the contract, riddle it with loop-holes that way you dont have to do shit!
Dude already tried that,
extremely hard to do because my dad is used to reading contracts and things like that for work and when I showed it to him with loopholes he took a black pernament marker to it and crossed off the bits that were tricky.

and to star skater,
why should I stop making the annoying noises it's funny to see my parents reactions,
and I told people about this a while ago in a thread but here it goes:
I was on the phone with my friend and I was making bird calls and my dad comes in and he takes the phone from me and hangs up, I start swearing at him because I was in the middle of a important conversation trying to remember something.
yeah

yeahyeahyeah
11-06-2006, 07:57 PM
Well, My parents make me play piano...

Thats child abuse right?

MaC-
11-06-2006, 08:36 PM
write a contract? is that, a joke?

yeahyeahyeah
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
write a contract? is that, a joke?

Mine was a joke, yes.

MaC-
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
no sk8r_goth50, is that a joke?

Skater_goth
11-06-2006, 08:40 PM
^nope not a joke at all,
my dad made me do it so he can black mail me if I haven't done the thing it says to do on the contract,
I wrote stuff like clean the pool, water the lawn and backyard, and stuff,
I wrote quite alot so I forget most of the things.

MaC-
11-06-2006, 08:42 PM
wow your parents rules suck. my mom doesnt buy me stuff, i mow lowns a shovel snow for money.

Skater_goth
11-06-2006, 08:51 PM
Woah I could convince my mom to buy me anything,
well almost anything.
if I want something bad enough i'll usualy get it from my mom but if it is expensive i'll feel bad. I don't like pawning money.
but anything to expensive she woun't buy.

it took soo much convincing for a skateboard and now a bass.
my parents aren't good to reason with, and that why I want a job really bad.