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Slapdown
11-04-2006, 05:26 PM
Some girl added me on myspace a while back, and we've been talking. While I've been semi stringing her along, she wants to meet me when she comes down to London in a few weeks. As you can tell by my responses in the following conversation, I'm not quite as up for it as she is. It's good fun messing with her though:

vonniexxxxx: so dutts see when i cum to see u whatt u wanna do ?
duttonator: have wild fetish sex obviously...the more pvc the better...and i'm all up for being anally ravaged with a 10 inch strap on as well
vonniexxxxx: hahahaahahahahah
vonniexxxxx: heheh
vonniexxxxx: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
vonniexxxxx: nutter
duttonator: why are you laughing?
duttonator: did i say something funny?
vonniexxxxx: no ur just so forward
vonniexxxxx: so u wouldnt wanna get to know
vonniexxxxx: me
vonniexxxxx: lol
duttonator: pshhh...dont be fucking silly...i dont wanna get to know any girl unless she has a minimum of 3 std's, a ball gag and a whip
vonniexxxxx: awwwwwwww kk
duttonator: yeah, you better whore up
vonniexxxxx: :-(
duttonator: i like it to kinda tingle when i put my dick inside a girl
duttonator: thats chlamydia
duttonator: u can choose the other two
duttonator: burning also feels good, so thats a heads up on herpes
duttonator: but dont feel its compulsary
vonniexxxxx: er..............
vonniexxxxx: sorry i havent..er got any
vonniexxxxx: stds
vonniexxxxx: for ur enjoyment
duttonator: go get some then
duttonator: as i said, whore up
vonniexxxxx: er no
duttonator: ur so sexually uptight
vonniexxxxx: no im not i just dont think that getting myself unwell is sexy
vonniexxxxx: sexully transmited disease
vonniexxxxx: in case u thought different
duttonator: u realise i was joking...right?
vonniexxxxx: hahahahahah i though u wher being serious
vonniexxxxx: sorry

MaC-
11-04-2006, 05:28 PM
hahahahahahaha.

vonniexxxxx: er..............
vonniexxxxx: sorry i havent..er got any
vonniexxxxx: stds
vonniexxxxx: for ur enjoyment

Kevo
11-04-2006, 05:29 PM
Hahaha. So are you going to go and meet her, or are you still deciding. Is she hot?

the_unknown_soldier
11-04-2006, 05:29 PM
hahahahaha, nice.

"i don't have any std's"

"well go get some!"

drizzle
11-04-2006, 05:29 PM
dumb ass.

theonlysun81
11-04-2006, 05:30 PM
if it makes you feel any better i thought you were serious too

reptiskate52
11-04-2006, 05:31 PM
Cool...



That was pretty fun to read.

Oodles of O'z
11-04-2006, 05:31 PM
Wow, I dont give a fuck how fine she is, she's just to fucking stupid.

ruckus.
11-04-2006, 05:31 PM
Haha, that's awesome.

skateboardkid
11-04-2006, 05:31 PM
Yeah haha, i like talking like that, I talk to some random girl who "sk8's", met her in some skate chatroom one night.

Slapdown
11-04-2006, 05:32 PM
She's actually really really hot. If people have my myspace, just go on there and shes like, the first comment on there I think.

She's very good looking, but I'm not sure intelligence is her thing.

drizzle
11-04-2006, 05:34 PM
corporate rock whore...

skateboardkid
11-04-2006, 05:34 PM
The girl I talk to is wicked hot too, but is an idiot who likes telling me shes 14, and thinking she can fool me saying she is 16 a month later. She doesn't wanna fuck with this memory!

MaC-
11-04-2006, 05:34 PM
mmmm Yvonne.

Rock_em_tight
11-04-2006, 05:35 PM
Thats funny.

Slapdown
11-04-2006, 05:36 PM
Yeah, corperate rock whore, thats the one.

FrontsideFlip
11-04-2006, 05:45 PM
LOL dude. im gonna rep u for that when if i get my 500 posts.

skateboardkid
11-04-2006, 05:48 PM
LOL dude. im gonna rep u for that when i can give rep again

drowning_fish
11-04-2006, 05:49 PM
Hahahaha, I love the part where you said "I like it to tingle, that's chlamydia." Slapdown=easily best user on sbc[/asskissing]

Kevo
11-04-2006, 05:51 PM
Slapdown can I have your myspace link?

Slapdown
11-04-2006, 05:52 PM
www.myspace.com/duttonator (http://www.myspace.com/duttonator)

You soooo could have worked that out from the myspaceIM tag...lol.

skateboardkid
11-04-2006, 05:53 PM
I can't use myspace im :'(

Nice contact box.

bradley7
11-04-2006, 05:54 PM
Thats something that probably half the blondes at my school would say lmao.And holy crap your admin again.

Kevo
11-04-2006, 05:56 PM
www.myspace.com/duttonator (http://www.myspace.com/duttonator)

You soooo could have worked that out from the myspaceIM tag...lol.
Holy ***** I didn't even know that myspace has an IM. If it was the blonde (the last comment) then she is pretty hot.

Slapdown
11-04-2006, 05:57 PM
Holy ***** I didn't even know that myspace has an IM. If it was the blonde (the last comment) then she is pretty hot.

yeah, that's her.

flipuk
11-04-2006, 06:01 PM
what an idiot

Mardi
11-04-2006, 06:30 PM
Nice, sounds like you guys are getting pretty serious.

Gothic Romance
11-04-2006, 06:43 PM
vonniexxxxx: hahahahahah i though u wher being serious
Gotta love the Brits.

Z3R0_SK8R_182
11-04-2006, 06:46 PM
she's hot, but stupid. one night stand seems the go....definetly not girlfriend material

Slapdown
11-04-2006, 07:05 PM
Gotta love the Brits.

Although British, there are huge differences between Scottish and English people. NEVER forget that.

$0uL1CiTii*~
11-04-2006, 07:06 PM
Is She Corporate Rock Whore?

Roboman
11-04-2006, 07:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!! I found that really funny :D

black_world_skater
11-04-2006, 07:09 PM
If you tap it + rep.

emericaxskater
11-04-2006, 07:29 PM
Haha

Is that you rollerblading on your myspace??

Skaterdude
11-04-2006, 07:39 PM
if it makes you feel any better i thought you were serious too

Dumbass

::ninja::
11-04-2006, 07:40 PM
That girl you were talking to = http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/images/smiles/CA4TIJC5.gif

shampoo
11-04-2006, 09:45 PM
Why do girls like Andy Dutton?





BECAUSE HE'S A PIMP.

Bleed the Freak
11-04-2006, 10:26 PM
Watch her be a big fuzzy guy who took some pictures of a girl off google and made a fake myspace.

Just kidding slapdown. Good luck with whatever it is that you want with her.

Slapdown
11-05-2006, 06:34 AM
If you tap it + rep.

Undecided yet. I could if I wanted to. It's whether I really need to stoop to meeting girls on the internet, which I probably don't.

Haha

Is that you rollerblading on your myspace??

Why ask a stupid question when it's obviously me.

Watch her be a big fuzzy guy who took some pictures of a girl off google and made a fake myspace.

Just kidding slapdown. Good luck with whatever it is that you want with her.

While that's what I initially thought as well, I have seen her on webcam. It is her. But it's a bit sketchy when random girls add you on myspace just because "you look cool".


Do I meet the internet dumbass...yay or nay?

SoHereIAm
11-05-2006, 06:36 AM
yay
bring a tape recorder
or at least come back and tell us all of the dumb things she said.

Slapdown
11-05-2006, 06:38 AM
yay
bring a tape recorder
or at least come back and tell us all of the dumb things she said.

Is that really worth it? We have you for the mocking of saying stupid things. Are you sure you wanna be displaced?

Galmeister
11-05-2006, 06:41 AM
Meet up with her if you know its legit.

You might meet her and find out shes a minger and not even paper bag worthy.

Stick to the homegrown girls.

SkateorElse
11-05-2006, 06:43 AM
She's ok, nothing special, jsut a fucking retard.

Slapdown
11-05-2006, 08:47 AM
Meet up with her if you know its legit.

You might meet her and find out shes a minger and not even paper bag worthy.

Stick to the homegrown girls.

That said, I have 3 local girls who have the potential to go somewhere right now, so you really think I'm putting all my eggs in one basket with a Glasweigen girl? Pass.

showbread
11-05-2006, 08:58 AM
Most people sound 100x stupider over the internet, which is why im saying go for it....

::ninja::
11-05-2006, 08:59 AM
Most people sound 100x stupider over the internet, which is why im saying go for it....

Dang, %100 right.

Dirttaq
11-05-2006, 09:54 AM
I agree, +rep if you tap that.

Sl4pd0wn tEH p0rn st4r.

::ninja::
11-05-2006, 09:57 AM
I agree, +rep if you tap that.

Sl4pd0wn tEH p0rn st4r.

Ummm, No.

Dirttaq
11-05-2006, 10:29 AM
Ummm, No.

What? You couldn't see slapdown in a movie called "Ditsy Damsels In Dire Need Of STDs?"

V3
11-05-2006, 10:33 AM
Wow, I dont give a fuck how fine she is, she's just to fucking stupid.

theres no such thing, its ok if shes stupid, as long as she is fine.

d-ville skater
11-05-2006, 10:41 AM
Ummm, No.
when you make your first funny post, or clever insult/sarcasim. then you can act like a smart ass on all your posts. till then, dont talk.


hahahahah
humerous

i checked her myspace
shes a little too husky for my liking
pretty girl though

btw werent you a "retired staff"?

Tony
11-05-2006, 10:43 AM
Yeah she's pretty dumb. :D Thanks that was fun to read.

I know a girl like that too. Hot, but really dumb.

DomPy
11-05-2006, 01:36 PM
hahahahhahhaha

Skaterdude
11-05-2006, 04:04 PM
Most people sound 100x stupider over the internet, which is why im saying go for it....

...Stupider?...
Was that supposed to be a joke with a hint of irony, or are you really that much of an idiot?

RollerCoaster
11-05-2006, 04:11 PM
haha that story was funny, get to know her then fuck her?

pimpinkid
11-05-2006, 06:13 PM
lol i guess meet her
wats the worse that could happen?

MullenSucks
11-05-2006, 06:16 PM
...Stupider?...
Was that supposed to be a joke with a hint of irony, or are you really that much of an idiot?

Is that Zack Galifianakis in your sig?

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
11-09-2006, 02:45 PM
Most people sound 100x stupider over the internet, which is why im saying go for it....
your rightyou r-tard.

=)

star_skater
11-09-2006, 02:54 PM
your rightyou r-tard.

=)

hahaha

Fall In Water
11-09-2006, 03:01 PM
LOL Just so fucking funny

BushPushesMongo
11-09-2006, 03:20 PM
Call me an idiot, but dude i don't think shes hot. Personally I don't like light blonde, but if thats your thing, do it.

Slapdown
11-09-2006, 03:23 PM
Call me an idiot, but dude i don't think shes hot. Personally I don't like light blonde, but if thats your thing, do it.

She;s not my thing at all. It's the point I've been trying to make the whole time. In fact, right now, I'm really into this brunette girl who is stupidly intelligent (oxymoron) and challenges my every thought. That's such a huge turn on...I want her. ha ha.