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V3
11-02-2006, 08:57 AM
alot of kids say, o my mom died...but i dont take that shit for granite(sp)..i usually dont use one, but my marketing teacher was my neighbor and my home tutor when i had some major surgery, so i can say to him, i just didnt get it done and hell say "no problem, do it when you can"....discuss what u use to get out of the failure.

MaC-
11-02-2006, 09:00 AM
i do my homework.

Go Wida Flow
11-02-2006, 09:04 AM
It was my mums birthday we went for a meal

bugmann
11-02-2006, 09:24 AM
forgot my book, tell immedeately that ill do the work to catch up and show them, then they are happy

SoHereIAm
11-02-2006, 10:21 AM
I usually say "because I'm lazy" or "..I didn't?"

shampoo
11-02-2006, 10:23 AM
"Sorry, I didn't do it."

dain84
11-02-2006, 10:28 AM
Granite? I think you mean granted.

Kevo
11-02-2006, 10:45 AM
I don't make up any excuse, I'll just tell them the real reason.

Crispy
11-02-2006, 10:52 AM
Sorry, I didnt do it. Can I make it up?

kristian
11-02-2006, 11:01 AM
Like buggman, just say you forgot your book at home, do it that night and bring it in the next day

kristian
11-02-2006, 11:02 AM
Like buggman, just say you forgot your book at home, do it that night and bring it in the next day

FrontsideFlip
11-02-2006, 11:05 AM
i dont make up any excuses. I just tell my teacher i didnt do it. they dont give a shit. they just tell me its not their education.

Randomzero
11-02-2006, 11:16 AM
that i forgot at home along with my book

Hitman47
11-02-2006, 11:18 AM
pff, excuses. just say you didint do it..

XyunDemon
11-02-2006, 11:20 AM
I get like half the class together beforehand, and tell them all to say we didn't have it asigned. But 99%of the time i do it when the teacher is talking about her personal life

Dr. Foundation
11-02-2006, 11:33 AM
I tell them the truth.

Dr. Foundation
11-02-2006, 11:33 AM
I tell them the truth.

ruckus.
11-02-2006, 11:34 AM
"I had better things to do."

Hardflip67
11-02-2006, 11:38 AM
i forgot it at home

Dr. Foundation
11-02-2006, 11:39 AM
I tell them the truth.

$0uL1CiTii*~
11-02-2006, 11:43 AM
Mooooooo. Forum seems to be messed?

amillionkickflips
11-02-2006, 11:55 AM
i just do my homework

fudgefudge
11-02-2006, 12:22 PM
i forgot, i did it and left my book at home

drizzle
11-02-2006, 12:29 PM
"Didn't do it."

Zeroskater11
11-02-2006, 01:06 PM
"Too busy, I was with your daughter all last night..."

No, but I just say I dont have it, and i do it the next day.

Zeroskater11
11-02-2006, 01:07 PM
"Too busy, I was with your daughter all last night..."

No, but I just say I dont have it, and i do it the next day.

sns
11-02-2006, 01:17 PM
sometimes in math where everything looks the same in geometry and crap i will just use that and she walks by and glances at it..

but when i don't do that i just come up with something creative to make them mad.

sns
11-02-2006, 01:18 PM
sometimes in math where everything looks the same in geometry and crap i will just use that and she walks by and glances at it..

but when i don't do that i just come up with something creative to make them mad.

wtf.... i have to wait 30 seconds between posts, yet i haven't posted yet today...thats weirded...

Shredcentral
11-02-2006, 01:35 PM
"I didn't know we had homework"

::ninja::
11-02-2006, 01:56 PM
I do my homework.

::ninja::
11-02-2006, 01:57 PM
I do my homework.

skateboardkid
11-02-2006, 02:08 PM
its at home

B-B-Baker
11-02-2006, 02:18 PM
i dont make up any excuses. I just tell my teacher i didnt do it. they dont give a shit. they just tell me its not their education.
yea same here

nwodafometsys
11-02-2006, 02:31 PM
sometimes in math where everything looks the same in geometry and crap i will just use that and she walks by and glances at it..

but when i don't do that i just come up with something creative to make them mad.I cannot tell what you're saying... Wait, do you mean like if there's geometry homework, than you get something out that looks similar to it?

B-B-Baker
11-02-2006, 02:32 PM
"i never knew we had homework! I was in the bathroom when you said it"
that one is pretty good....but in my 1st block the teach thanks he is good at jokes so we just keep burning each other in class and we dont do anything at all in class

Conor789
11-02-2006, 04:15 PM
in my school we have to write it in a homework diary (dont ask me why) and i just say i forgot to write it in.

Aznsk8ter112
11-02-2006, 04:27 PM
I say my home work flew out the window at 1st period and if i dont do my home work at 1st period i lost it lolllllllllllll

i cheat at skate
11-02-2006, 04:28 PM
"Because I waz high" (haha anyone remember that song?)

B-B-Baker
11-02-2006, 08:08 PM
teachers at my school are just like ...... its your grade

HabitatSkater
11-02-2006, 08:24 PM
Sorry, I really had no plan in doing it at all... in fact, you are lucky I even showed up to class.

Or... I was walking into school holding my homework proudly in my hands when a huge gust of wind came rolling through. It tore the paper right out of my hands and into the oncoming school traffic.

Or, I had it sitting in the backseat of my car and the windows were down. All the wind picked it up and blew it out the window(this really happened :-( )

kag123
11-02-2006, 09:43 PM
Sorry, I really had no plan in doing it at all... in fact, you are lucky I even showed up to class.



That's awesome.

Choizy
11-02-2006, 10:59 PM
MY dog ate it. It so jokingly used that when somone actually says it. They think they mean it.

fat_poser
11-03-2006, 12:37 AM
homework doesnt count for shit in high school

Skater_goth
11-03-2006, 12:40 AM
I O'Ded when I got home Miss and I didn't wake till morning

$0uL1CiTii*~
11-03-2006, 12:44 AM
homework doesnt count for shit in high school

Unless you consider the fact that (at least in my school), it counts as 30 percent of your total grade, and it sets good habits for college.

Hardflip67
11-03-2006, 12:49 AM
homework doesnt count for shit in high school

homework is like 70% of my grade

cornh0lio
11-03-2006, 12:57 AM
"I had better things to do."

Atleast you didn't lie.

eSfootwear
11-03-2006, 12:58 AM
"i never knew we had homework! I was in the bathroom when you said it"

flipuk
11-03-2006, 03:56 AM
if you dont do "homework" in uni, all i can say is you wont get past the second year and could even struggle getting through the first.

and i dont tell them because im old enough now to know if i dont do it the only person who loses out is me. but yeah, oneday you'll all realise the same

RichieDagger
11-03-2006, 04:18 AM
For class homework I say I forgot my book that day..

Or for assignments, I tell them I e-mailed it to them, and when they check it and see it's not there, I tell them I'll try to re-send it that night.

I got an extra 6 weeks for a geography assignment that I still havn't done..the teacher just forgot about it..

zero sk8er247
11-03-2006, 07:08 AM
If I don't do it, I just say " I didn't do my homework, I'll do it at lunch and come in and give it to you."

darkened_messiah
11-03-2006, 07:12 AM
wot the fuck is homework? i just dont write it in the first place if enough people are unaware the homework existed teachers lose confidance in thier own abilities

pinkeh
11-03-2006, 07:32 AM
My best excuse?

"Where's your homework?"
"..I left it on my TV."
"..."
"....and then the TV exploded. *insert cheesey smile*"

I got credit for the entire week's worth of homework on my progress report that marking period when I only did it like one day of that week. He said it was the lamest attempt at an excuse he'd ever heard, and that made it good. I dunno.

One time, I had a banana in my backpack (don't ask..), and it was there for the entire weekend, and when I got it to school, it had exploded all over my binder and papers and books and homework and everything. I walked into that same class and he was like, where's your homework? I told him the exploding banana story (which was true unlike the exploding tv one) and he was like, STFU YOU PHAIL.

Pfft.

djk102091
11-03-2006, 07:34 AM
I just say I didn't get it.

OUTLAWRIDAZ
11-03-2006, 07:36 AM
"I don't have none"

Professional Asshole
11-03-2006, 07:36 AM
i just say, ehmmm

and i quote

(to mom)

ill do it later,


(To teacher)

i didnt do it,



its not THAT hard, in high school, the teachers dont care what your excuse is usually, if you dont have it, no matter why, you generally arent going to get credit for it, so why come up with something creative when "I dont have it" will work perfectly

drowning_fish
11-03-2006, 07:46 AM
"Fuck off, bitch"

Z3R0_SK8R_182
11-03-2006, 07:53 AM
i just tell them i didnt do it, they usually dont care.

GetWrecked77
11-03-2006, 07:57 AM
i just don't do it.

Valo Negroth
11-03-2006, 10:13 AM
I always just said I didn't do it when I didn't do it the class before.

*tre flip to stardom*
11-03-2006, 10:20 AM
Ugh.. usually I just say I didn't do it, but if I really don't want to get a detention or something I just say either 'I didn't understand' or 'I forgot my book or the sheet today'.

Monkey Sk8er
11-03-2006, 02:07 PM
ops i ent got me book soz

emericaxskater
11-03-2006, 03:28 PM
Do it and put it under the teachers desk.

They will think it fell off while they were grading other papers and forgot to grade it.

If they ask you where it is tell them you turned it in and they lost it.

Popwar Pill
11-03-2006, 03:29 PM
" I don't like you therefor I refuse to do your homework."

doilooklikeicare?
11-03-2006, 03:29 PM
I got into a fight with some kid who says you werent the best teacher at this school.

Ynot
11-03-2006, 04:30 PM
i just tell the teacher forgot about it and it usually works. HOORAY FOR MEMORY LAPSES!

Monkeyskater
11-03-2006, 05:18 PM
alot of kids say, o my mom died...but i dont take that shit for granite(sp)..i usually dont use one, but my marketing teacher was my neighbor and my home tutor when i had some major surgery, so i can say to him, i just didnt get it done and hell say "no problem, do it when you can"....discuss what u use to get out of the failure.

granted. granite? hmm

i say i left it at home

Adio Skater
11-03-2006, 05:35 PM
My teachers rarly check to see if you did your homework. But, i do it anyways because I'm a good noodle...

V3
11-03-2006, 05:41 PM
"Because I waz high" (haha anyone remember that song?)

who doesnt remember that song?

atmboy136
11-03-2006, 05:50 PM
"my dog ate my homework"

if they dont believe that, then its:

"i was jerkin it, and i sprained my wrist, so i had to write with my bad hand. the quality was soooooo bad, i figured you would think i was drunk or something. i didnt want you to think of me like that, so i just told you that i was jackin it."

now, if they buy that, im good. you should all try it. if you believed me, your an idiot

star_skater
11-03-2006, 05:57 PM
my excuse... " i didn't do it"

blindskateboarder
11-03-2006, 06:15 PM
"i didn't do it"

thats pretty much it.

BailBoarder
11-03-2006, 06:16 PM
For class homework I say I forgot my book that day..

Or for assignments, I tell them I e-mailed it to them, and when they check it and see it's not there, I tell them I'll try to re-send it that night.

I got an extra 6 weeks for a geography assignment that I still havn't done..the teacher just forgot about it..

or maybe he just gave you a 0?

star_skater
11-03-2006, 06:32 PM
"i didn't do it"

thats pretty much it.

yepp8*)

Rock_em_tight
11-03-2006, 10:20 PM
If I dont do it I just dont do it,I dont make up excuses.

P0PwarBUNNY
11-04-2006, 05:17 AM
mY TEACH DONT CARE IF YOU DID IT OR NOT IF YOU DONT HAVE IT THEN THATS A ZERO

Dirttaq
11-04-2006, 05:20 AM
My Biology teacher loves me. I'm sucking extremely bad in that class, so sometimes she'll give me extra credit for no reason.

I wrote down "I love you, Mrs. Tindell" for every question on a test one time. I made a hundred.

micearenice
11-04-2006, 05:31 AM
ill just be like "what homework"?

doilooklikeicare?
11-04-2006, 07:10 AM
My Biology teacher loves me. I'm sucking extremely bad in that class, so sometimes she'll give me extra credit for no reason.

I wrote down "I love you, Mrs. Tindell" for every question on a test one time. I made a hundred.

riiiiight..... picture of the test?

FrontsideFlip
11-04-2006, 04:48 PM
I tell them the truth.
why did u post the same thing three times?

Kill All Humans!!!
11-04-2006, 11:16 PM
i had diahrea(sp)

V3
11-05-2006, 10:32 AM
^ yea u spelled it wrong.

roflmacopter
11-05-2006, 10:49 AM
haha
i left it in my locker
that always works