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XyunDemon
11-01-2006, 11:24 AM
Whats the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked you?

One time some fat kid came up to me and asked if i wanted to be in the fat clan, he is like 5ft2 and 200lbs, i thought he was gonna eat me like a cherry donut with chocolate frosting. BTW i weigh 110, and am 5ft5



Edit:oops, i said he was 100lbs

Volcom101
11-01-2006, 11:46 AM
I was off school sick and watching a sexual health program with my mum (daytime tv stinks), she turns to me and says "i hope you know how to put a condom on, kids should know these things." The most embarrased i've ever felt around my mum. :(

Also my dad once asked me if i've had sex yet.

MaC-
11-01-2006, 11:46 AM
Whats the weirdest thing anyone has ever asked you?

One time some fat kid came up to me and asked if i wanted to be in the fat clan, he is like 5ft2 and 100lbs, i thought he was gonna eat me like a cherry donut with chocolate frosting. BTW i weigh 110, and am 5ft5

thats not fat.

shampoo
11-01-2006, 11:48 AM
Paper or plastic?

The Trooper
11-01-2006, 11:56 AM
well i work in a toystore, and was standing in front of the sale rack fixing it up, and it says the price HUUUUGE on the top of the stand, and some lady was looking at these 2 toys looking for a price, turns to me, and asks how much they cost... the first thing that popped into my head was clerks... i love that movie... and that scene...

ToxicSkater
11-01-2006, 11:59 AM
I was off school sick and watching a sexual health program with my mum (daytime tv stinks), she turns to me and says "i hope you know how to put a condom on, kids should know these things." The most embarrased i've ever felt around my mum. :(

Also my dad once asked me if i've had sex yet.
My dad has asked me both of those. x-)

Bleed the Freak
11-01-2006, 12:17 PM
well i work in a toystore, and was standing in front of the sale rack fixing it up, and it says the price HUUUUGE on the top of the stand, and some lady was looking at these 2 toys looking for a price, turns to me, and asks how much they cost... the first thing that popped into my head was clerks... i love that movie... and that scene...
haha, i love that movie

ummm, probably when someone asked me how big my wang was. i lied and said "12 feet."

skateboardkid
11-01-2006, 12:19 PM
What part of that is the lie?

Under_0ath17
11-01-2006, 01:30 PM
I was off school sick and watching a sexual health program with my mum (daytime tv stinks), she turns to me and says "i hope you know how to put a condom on, kids should know these things." The most embarrased i've ever felt around my mum. :(

Also my dad once asked me if i've had sex yet.

How old are you?

..Well no ones asked me something really weird..but if I had to choose, I would say the check out lady when she asked me "Do you have any coupons?" I was like WTF?!

Yes thats how boring Kansas is...

::ninja::
11-01-2006, 01:33 PM
How old are you?

..Well no ones asked me something really weird..but if I had to choose, I would say the check out lady when she asked me "Do you have any coupons?" I was like WTF?!

Yes thats how boring Kansas is...

yeah, i once lived in KS and it was boring as HELL. x-)

Bleed the Freak
11-01-2006, 01:35 PM
What part of that is the lie?
well, its really 15 feet, but i didnt want to get her too excited. she was kind of the ugly type.

Volcom101
11-01-2006, 01:37 PM
How old are you?

..Well no ones asked me something really weird..but if I had to choose, I would say the check out lady when she asked me "Do you have any coupons?" I was like WTF?!

Yes thats how boring Kansas is...

I'm 16. What does that matter? I'd rather not talk to my parents about sex.

B-B-Baker
11-01-2006, 03:01 PM
weirdest quetion ummm.................some kid asked me what my name was ...i was like omg y would you ask that.. haha

SoHereIAm
11-01-2006, 03:05 PM
uh..I got asked if I liked Ribs?

RollerCoaster
11-01-2006, 03:11 PM
well its not a question but i have this really really really old teacher and i heard her fart once, it was so funny, she was talking to me and i went crazy laughing...

GO-COMMANDO
11-01-2006, 03:11 PM
haha, i love that movie

ummm, probably when someone asked me how big my wang was. i lied and said "12 feet."

Why lie, or are you ashamed of your penis size?

Airblaster
11-01-2006, 04:00 PM
Yeah, that's soooo crazy. He asked you to be in a fat club. WoWW!!

the_unknown_soldier
11-01-2006, 04:02 PM
"why do you wear an emerica hat"?

B-B-Baker
11-01-2006, 04:04 PM
hahah fat clan

XyunDemon
11-01-2006, 04:25 PM
well its not a question but i have this really really really old teacher and i heard her fart once, it was so funny, she was talking to me and i went crazy laughing...

Hahahaha, my algebra teacher farted last week dude. Everybody looked at the guy who was next to her, and she goes "that wasn't breanon!"

Anyways, um, that dude who was an ass a few replys up, with the stupid sarcasm(WoWW). I am a pretty skinny dude, look at the gif man. And yes, the fat klan. He asked me and i go what? and he makes this stupid ass sign with his hands (like a stickfigure) and i go, ask someone who belongs in it, like the lunch lady or something.

Note: He was eating a brownie when he asked me, or it was a peice of ***** i couldn't tell

emericaxskater
11-01-2006, 04:30 PM
Some lady came up to my friend (who has terrible acne) and goes "is that acne?" and she told him about this medicine that helped her son for like 10 minutes. I started cracking up and she freaked out and goes "WHAT''S SO FUNNY?"

it was pretty awkward

Tomk911
11-01-2006, 04:32 PM
My friend (hes homo now) asked if he could suck my cock...this was before I knew he was homo. I thought he was kidding then he was serious so I left his house. then he told me he was gay. Still friends but he acts different.

emericaxskater
11-01-2006, 04:48 PM
^^^Maybe he acts different because he wants to get into your pants?

The_Q
11-01-2006, 04:55 PM
Some kid at disney asked me if I was gay or had any gay friends.

ruckus.
11-01-2006, 05:15 PM
My mother asking me my views on the porn industry.

Rock_em_tight
11-01-2006, 05:18 PM
When my mom found my porn,she was saying how she knows Im curious,that was very awkward.

Kevo
11-01-2006, 05:19 PM
In 7th grade an 8th grader comes up to me and I feel something poke my thigh. I'm sitting there like "what the hell?" and he says to me "That wasn't my finger" It was the first week of school and a horrible experience. To this day I have no idea if he was lying about it not being his finger.

amillionkickflips
11-01-2006, 05:43 PM
my mom asked me if i stole tequila from the basement... i was like "um.....no.... and why would i tell you...?"