View Full Version : damn, fear the toilet!

dutch madman
11-01-2006, 10:50 AM
yes, it has happened today, i came home, but there was a foul stench in the hallway. i needed to take a poo, and what did i see, to my disgust? feces all over the floor.

now, i think the toilet exploded or something, and i still need to take a poo, but the smell is awfull.


11-01-2006, 10:53 AM
je wc is ontploft? uh, heb je niet 2 wc's?
Your toilet exploded? uh, don't you have 2 toilets? (motorische vraag)

dutch madman
11-01-2006, 10:54 AM
je wc is ontploft? uh, heb je niet 2 wc's?
Your toilet exploded? uh, don't you have 2 toilets?

yes, no, otherwise, i'd be taking a dump right now eh?

11-01-2006, 12:13 PM
ewww if the toilet exploded there would be water everywhere.
so if there isnt, someone came into your house and shit everywhere.

thats gross btw

11-01-2006, 12:26 PM
that's one gnarly toilet you got there

11-01-2006, 12:26 PM
You might consider it a foul mess, but I think of it as free dinner. Beggers can't be choosers, and yo momma was begging fo my cock last night.

11-01-2006, 12:31 PM
yeah, thats nasty, but since it's already all over the floor...just go for it. Theres no point in not contributing to a mess that's already there ;D

11-01-2006, 12:33 PM
ewww, i would leave. i would leave the foul stench, the peanut infested turd, and i would skate to the store, and just shit there. i feel bad for you, the smell and the pain in your bowels must be terrible...

11-01-2006, 12:35 PM
it either exploded or someone got torn a new butthole.

11-01-2006, 02:05 PM
Poo on the grass, whipe your butt then throw the paper in the garbage outside.

Popwar Pill
11-01-2006, 02:06 PM
Come over to my house.

11-01-2006, 02:08 PM
Shovel, A paper bag and a lighter?

11-01-2006, 02:12 PM
1. Go to store
2. Take that shit
3. Wipe
4. Come home

11-01-2006, 02:16 PM
Pooing is only half the problem, hes still got a bathroom so covered in shit it makes Bob Saggots bathroom jelous.

11-03-2006, 05:31 PM
Hahaha omg shampoo's post made me lol

11-03-2006, 05:35 PM
hahaha, that sucks. today one of my sister's cat tried to jump up and sit on the toilet, but the lid was up and he just fell in. i had to give him a bath after that.

11-03-2006, 05:47 PM

Random but when I read the title it reminded me of the picture aha.