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(Valo Falcone)
10-30-2006, 04:42 AM
Hey anyone worth their salt around this forum would know that I'M the devil.

EDIT: See, my black magick powers now! I hi-jack your thread and make it my own! *Evil deep laugh* Bow before me mortals. And I also make my post larger then yours!

Snake
10-31-2006, 01:14 PM
I am the Devil. Yes I am lucifer, lucy for short, I want all you to know that this does not change my relationship with any of my fellow sbc users, we may still use pet names to refer to each other. In this topic Im going to give you all the real story behind my life.






It was a cold winter night in 1975, I was enjoying a nice glass of wine when all of the sudden, this god cat challenged me to a dance off. I of course said yes, I am papa Lucifer after all, anyway we get groving to the likes of lowrider by the group "war". Well Im totoally owning this mo fo when all of the sudden he gets his panties in a bunch. He says "hey man Im fucking god" Im sitting there telling him not to be a soar loser when all of the sudden this jesus dude pops up and tries to break it up. Well I told Jesus that if he crucified himself on a nearby cross that I would do dirty things to him later*wink wink*. Well while Im in the middle of this conversation that god dude just fucking casts me from heaven saying Im a bad influence and ***** of course it was because of my ultra cool dance moves, well I took refuge in a place called hell, also known as new jersey, well Iv been here ever since and recently I discovered that a bunch of people are riding on boards with wheels, well I invented this technique back in 345bc, I wasnt even mad, actually I was quite impressed. Well I discovered this website and have been posting here ever since. There was this one fag on here, "Pennywise" trying to get good at skating, well he sold his soul to me and tried to break the deal, so I damned him to burn in hell for all eternity. Mullen Sucks is the anti christ, many people have specualted this, but I will finnally confirm it. You know that guy Leeshawn, well he is infact the last living descendant of christ.
Well there you have it I am the Devil. Pretty FUCKING COOL AINT IT BITCHES!!!!!1111

$0uL1CiTii*~
10-31-2006, 01:14 PM
Oh.

Popwar Pill
10-31-2006, 01:15 PM
So...what you're telling me is I made love to the devil?

Snake
10-31-2006, 01:16 PM
Did you not wonder why my loving felt "out of this world"?

masterkickflip
10-31-2006, 01:19 PM
I Love Luci

MaC-
10-31-2006, 01:20 PM
i knew it

skateboardkid
10-31-2006, 01:20 PM
I nevar knew the devil was so sweet.

Popwar Pill
10-31-2006, 01:24 PM
Did you not wonder why my loving felt "out of this world"?

It all makes sense now....

Volcom101
10-31-2006, 01:25 PM
Ahh so that's why you stopped saying peace.

::ninja::
10-31-2006, 01:25 PM
So what If the devil is on some skateboarding forums.

Snake
10-31-2006, 01:25 PM
It all makes sense now....

If you sign this paper Im about to give you, I swear you will finally recieve respect on sbc.

bandikid
10-31-2006, 01:28 PM
gross

Popwar Pill
10-31-2006, 01:30 PM
If you sign this paper Im about to give you, I swear you will finally recieve respect on sbc.

Bish I got respect....but....just give me the paper :)

Hairy Johnson
10-31-2006, 01:31 PM
I can do the worm.

::ninja::
10-31-2006, 01:32 PM
I can do the worm.
O rly? ::ninja::

Snake
10-31-2006, 01:33 PM
I can do the worm.

haha

drizzle
10-31-2006, 02:46 PM
pretty ghey. so how was your game of skate with jesus?

tony777
10-31-2006, 02:52 PM
If your the devil then im gay...so you better not be the devil...

$0uL1CiTii*~
10-31-2006, 02:55 PM
Does anybody know how to say skateboarders in Spanish?

tony777
10-31-2006, 02:58 PM
Soulicity, go find a spanish dictionary or somethin...stop posting it in threads...

$0uL1CiTii*~
10-31-2006, 03:02 PM
Soulicity, go find a spanish dictionary or somethin...stop posting it in threads...

I couldn't find it on google translator so I'm asking here since its a skateboarding site and I thought someone here might know or be Spanish. Calm down, it doesn't make a difference to you.

tony777
10-31-2006, 03:09 PM
Kayz.

MaC-
10-31-2006, 03:15 PM
I dont think there is a spansih word for it i did freetranslation.com