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i cheat at skate
10-30-2006, 05:22 PM
What would you do if you and some chick really loved eachother and both of yall were super horny, but the girl had aids, mouth herpes, back herpes, hand herpes, uhh boob herpes and no butt?

GetWrecked77
10-30-2006, 05:22 PM
run

Mr Evil Guy
10-30-2006, 05:22 PM
Use my finger

Valo Negroth
10-30-2006, 05:23 PM
I put all my trust in Trojans for a reason and sounds like the girl I posted about who let 20 guys run a train on her in a single night.

Hairy Johnson
10-30-2006, 05:24 PM
uhh...quadruple rap it, brown bag her, and go to town!

i cheat at skate
10-30-2006, 05:29 PM
Use my finger
Spike traps are placed carefully in her vagina.

Hairy Johnson
10-30-2006, 05:30 PM
Spike traps are placed carefully in her vagina.

What is this, saw?

Mr Evil Guy
10-30-2006, 05:31 PM
Spike traps are placed carefully in her vagina.

At that point I'd realize:

A) She doesn't wanna get laid
or
B) She's into bondage

I'd probably just masturbate in her bathroom

i cheat at skate
10-30-2006, 05:31 PM
What is this, saw?

yess ::ninja::

lol

chucktaylors369
10-30-2006, 05:31 PM
What is this, saw?

lol

Valo Negroth
10-30-2006, 05:31 PM
What is this, saw?

No my dreams.

i cheat at skate
10-30-2006, 05:32 PM
At that point I'd realize:

A) She doesn't wanna get laid
or
B) She's into bondage

I'd probably just masturbate in her bathroom

No bathroom, no hands, she wants to get laid and can't stand bondage. And you're on a train.

Mr Evil Guy
10-30-2006, 05:32 PM
No bathroom, no hands, she wants to get laid and can't stand bondage. And you're on a train.

Use my extreme flexibility and suck myself.

Then I'd throw her off the train. The world would be better off without people like her.

ruckus.
10-30-2006, 05:33 PM
Why would I love someone who's so obviously a dirty fucking slut?

Popwar Pill
10-30-2006, 05:35 PM
A barrel roll.

Hairy Johnson
10-30-2006, 05:42 PM
What do you call a girl with one leg?

::ninja::
10-30-2006, 05:43 PM
Bang her twin sister.

skatetogetby
10-30-2006, 06:52 PM
What do you call a girl with one leg?
Totally screwed?

star_skater
10-30-2006, 07:04 PM
uhmm...

shampoo
10-30-2006, 07:05 PM
World's first brain transplant....

Mardi
10-30-2006, 07:14 PM
No anal sex? WTF

bradley7
10-30-2006, 07:23 PM
Drill a hole were her anus sould be and start doin her away...PROBLEM SOLVED :)

shampoo
10-30-2006, 07:23 PM
I'd get a cat.

eatumsisadouche
10-30-2006, 07:30 PM
id just beat off onto her, no touching

B-B-Baker
10-30-2006, 08:05 PM
eatumsisadouche saidd it right ..."no touchy touchy"

riskitforabiscuit
10-30-2006, 08:25 PM
I am a 2004 member, I can do what I want.

BlackWallStreetKilla
10-30-2006, 08:50 PM
What would you do if you and some chick really loved eachother and both of yall were super horny, but the girl had aids, mouth herpes, back herpes, hand herpes, uhh boob herpes and no butt?

ew

StarcraftLedZeppelin
10-30-2006, 10:46 PM
I would just walk away, not even bother with her. All theese stipulations your adding in, it sounds like "What would you do if you were forced into fucking (insert all std's here) infested woman?"

If I was forced to either die or fuck her, heres how each situation would end up.

Death- Just shoot my self in the head.

Sex- fuck her brains out, every hole possible. Then I would be so std infested and filthy, I could just fuck every 1$ hooker I find and not wear protection. Fuck the rest of my life away, literally. Although this means I'll probly never find a meaningful relationship unless I find someone as fucked up as I, in that case I could of stayed with the std bag I fucked in the first place.

subculture2
10-30-2006, 11:50 PM
Why would I love someone who's so obviously a dirty fucking slut?


exactly

Ynot
10-31-2006, 04:45 PM
I would just walk away, not even bother with her. All theese stipulations your adding in, it sounds like "What would you do if you were forced into fucking (insert all std's here) infested woman?"

If I was forced to either die or fuck her, heres how each situation would end up.

Death- Just shoot my self in the head.

Sex- fuck her brains out, every hole possible. Then I would be so std infested and filthy, I could just fuck every 1$ hooker I find and not wear protection. Fuck the rest of my life away, literally. Although this means I'll probly never find a meaningful relationship unless I find someone as fucked up as I, in that case I could of stayed with the std bag I fucked in the first place.
that's genius. pure fucking genius

MaC-
10-31-2006, 04:54 PM
What is this, saw?

hahahahahahahahahah

cornh0lio
10-31-2006, 05:04 PM
If she had a bear claw or what ever in her pussy, you'd stick your penis in it but not your finger??