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Snake
10-30-2006, 05:20 PM
Well I feel like telling my sbcians about my adventure today. I was sitting in the back of a pickup truck, since its fall it was covered with nuts, and while going about 50 I picked one up and dropped it, to my suprise, it rolled foward faster than the truck haha, it then bounced about 10 feet into the air and HIT A FUCKING BIRD AHAHAHA I shit you not. Needless to say, the bird dropped dead and I FELT BAD, but damn haha funny shit I say.

Edit
IF YOUR GOING TO BE A GODDAMN PUSSY AND SAY, OH THE POOR BIRD DAMN YOU, YOU ASSHOLE THEN JUST GO TAKE YOUR HIPPY ASS AND JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF, this is in no way directed to the poster below.

Mardi
10-30-2006, 05:20 PM
the bird totally deserved it

Gothic Romance
10-30-2006, 05:21 PM
Your so fucking hardcore. HxC.

JerseySucks
10-30-2006, 05:23 PM
Me and my friend were playing tennis with acorns in gym. If you get hit with one of those hard it leaves a mark like a paintball.

Snake
10-30-2006, 05:24 PM
Well yes Im sure it hurt like a mother bear, since the bird dropped dead.

Klausfloride
10-30-2006, 05:27 PM
I once hit an acorn with a dead bird.

Mr Evil Guy
10-30-2006, 05:28 PM
I threw a seashell at the ocean once. It never made it because it collided with a seagull.

Gothic Romance
10-30-2006, 05:29 PM
Somewhere, right now, some kid.... Is being molested, then murdered.

Snake
10-30-2006, 05:30 PM
^Reminds me of the time a seagull choked on bread in front of me one time.

ruckus.
10-30-2006, 05:31 PM
I can't say I've ever killed any birds. But I killed my two rabbits once...Ashley froze and ironically enough Mary-kate starved to death.

Snake
10-30-2006, 05:33 PM
I can't say I've ever killed any birds. But I killed my two rabbits once...Ashley froze and ironically enough Mary-kate starved to death.

Thats because your a women with a small brain, one third the size of ours, its science.

Popwar Pill
10-30-2006, 05:35 PM
My friend hit a cat in his car going 80mph....it was awesome.

ruckus.
10-30-2006, 05:35 PM
Thats because your a women with a small brain, one third the size of ours, its science.
I also have double the nerve endings you do, therefore making my orgasms and pleasure twice as strong. It's science.

Mr Evil Guy
10-30-2006, 05:35 PM
My friend hit a cat in his car going 80mph....it was awesome.

I'm sure you and all your friends were screaming "DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING EXTREME" while he lay limp on the concrete.

Popwar Pill
10-30-2006, 05:39 PM
I also have double the nerve endings you do, therefore making my orgasms and pleasure twice as strong. It's science.

Psh, lucky....


and Mr Evil Guy he was talking about "The Hills Have Eyes" then we hit it and we all freaked out...it's not like I have HxC written on my hands in marker...

Snake
10-30-2006, 05:41 PM
I also have double the nerve endings you do, therefore making my orgasms and pleasure twice as strong. It's science.
*Looks up*Im sorry were you saying something?

Mr Evil Guy
10-30-2006, 05:41 PM
and Mr Evil Guy he was talking about "The Hills Have Eyes" then we hit it and we all freaked out...it's not like I have HxC written on my hands in marker...

I didn't see it. I'm not into 'retarded' movies

ruckus.
10-30-2006, 05:45 PM
*Looks up*Im sorry were you saying something?
I so obviously win.

Snake
10-30-2006, 06:38 PM
I so obviously win.

Only if I may see your boobs will I admit defeat

Zeroskater11
10-30-2006, 06:56 PM
Well, this thread went off topic quick.

Mardi
10-30-2006, 07:19 PM
I also have double the nerve endings you do, therefore making my orgasms and pleasure twice as strong. It's science.

Yeah but it takes forever for you to orgasm.

shampoo
10-30-2006, 07:29 PM
Did you go back and have bird roasted in acorn sauce?

notaskateaholic
10-30-2006, 08:08 PM
How would you feel if a bird threw a truck at YOU! lawl.

B-B-Baker
10-30-2006, 08:11 PM
I threw a seashell at the ocean once. It never made it because it collided with a seagull.
hahahahah i laughed so hard idk y

Skater_goth
10-30-2006, 11:25 PM
woah what an interesting storey.

how big was the bird?
was it an emu

HabitatSkater
10-30-2006, 11:32 PM
I once threw a bird at someone... they died right there.... It was fucking sweet.