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flip-skateboards
10-21-2006, 05:36 PM
Pirates!!!!!!!!
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/flip-skateboards/z34996928.gif
what can a ninja do to a pirates other than:
-hit him with a ninja star
-sneak up and crack his neck
-go kung-fu on his black beard ass
-beat him in a dental quality contest
-and kick him in the balls
like really though ninjas dont have a chance

SoHereIAm
10-21-2006, 05:37 PM
goddamn you.

The_Q
10-21-2006, 05:39 PM
ninjas can do backflips

Zeroskater11
10-21-2006, 05:41 PM
Hahahah, a perma ban for that. But id say ninjas all the way.

drizzle
10-21-2006, 05:41 PM
awww, shut up.

::ninja::
10-21-2006, 05:46 PM
ninjas can do backflips

Fuck yes

and I made this thread.

Crispy
10-21-2006, 06:01 PM
Why did he get perma banned...

leavemealone
10-21-2006, 06:05 PM
I think he got banned because there was a huge thread about this awhile back and it turned into complete chaos..and thats all I remember. I don't think anyone wants that happening again or the mods and admins I mean

Crispy
10-21-2006, 06:06 PM
I think he got banned because there was a huge thread about this awhile back and it turned into complete chaos..and thats all I remember. I don't think anyone wants that happening again or the mods and admins I mean

Well yea but that doesnt call for a perma ban.

MaC-
10-21-2006, 06:07 PM
I hate these threads. They arent really funny.

matosh.lee
10-27-2006, 01:32 PM
ninjas.... enough said but pirates dont have a gay chakera glove game thing that makes you a fool of yourself

black_world_skater
10-27-2006, 02:23 PM
Your mama.

Mr Evil Guy
10-27-2006, 02:37 PM
^
STFU emo boy

amillionkickflips
10-27-2006, 02:37 PM
http://www.addictinggames.com/ngame.html

ninjas are so cool

Hairy Johnson
10-27-2006, 03:28 PM
If you think a ninja will own a pirate your mentally handicapped. You can take your pansy-assed tip toe training with stars or what not anyday you want. That doesnt even compare to a pirate. Yes I said it a pirate. Pirates are all that are badass. Wenches, cannons, Swords, Hooks, Peg-Legs, Booty (treasure), and parrots. What more could someone ask for than to sail the sloppy sea's plundering and burning all that stands in your way while you do it with wenches?

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
10-27-2006, 03:35 PM
If you think a ninja will own a pirate your mentally handicapped. You can take your pansy-assed tip toe training with stars or what not anyday you want. That doesnt even compare to a pirate. Yes I said it a pirate. Pirates are all that are badass. Wenches, cannons, Swords, Hooks, Peg-Legs, Booty (treasure), and parrots. What more could someone ask for than to sail the sloppy sea's plundering and burning all that stands in your way while you do it with wenches?

ninjas have

a. nunchucks
b. dragon swords
c. shurukins
d. the abilty to flip
e. stealth
f. they are asian

actually, you only need f.

::ninja::
10-27-2006, 03:40 PM
I heart this thread.

Hairy Johnson
10-27-2006, 03:43 PM
ninjas have

a. nunchucks
b. dragon swords
c. shurukins
d. the abilty to flip
e. stealth
f. they are asian

actually, you only need f.
Ill tell you what YOU need. A swift kick to the teeth. I think Im just the one to do it, your on the cock kill list also. Pirates have something that will pwn all of those things with ease. Ill go one by one to let your simple mind understand.
A.nunchucks? wtf are those, pirates have barrell kegs. They drink the barrell keg, and roll it down a hill thus for hitting the faggot ass ninja and breaking both his legs resulting in compound fractures.

B. Dragon swords? Are you serious. Just go with a full dragon ball z set. Pirates have guns. Yes I said it pistols, they will bust a cap in a ninja's ass.

C.Shurukins? I dont Know wtf those are but pirates have parrots and they eat those things for breakfast. I take that back, they eat it for a snack.

D. The ability to flip? Are you serious? Your pussy ass ninja can use his "ability to flip" right off a pirates plank into shark infested sea's.

F. They are asian...You just ruined it...All of it. How can he see a pirate? Wide Screen eh? That sucks, a pirate will round house kick them in there dome.

R1deKinK
10-27-2006, 03:45 PM
Uhhhh, ninjas have their own smileys, pirates don't.

::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja::

Hairy Johnson
10-27-2006, 03:49 PM
Uhhhh, ninjas have their own smileys, pirates don't.

::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja:: ::ninja::

....touche.

But since they are from asia as stated by your little buddy (if he is), he probably as the weird ass disease.

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
10-27-2006, 03:50 PM
Ill tell you what YOU need. A swift kick to the teeth. I think Im just the one to do it, your on the cock kill list also. Pirates have something that will pwn all of those things with ease. Ill go one by one to let your simple mind understand.
A.nunchucks? wtf are those, pirates have barrell kegs. They drink the barrell keg, and roll it down a hill thus for hitting the faggot ass ninja and breaking both his legs resulting in compound fractures.

B. Dragon swords? Are you serious. Just go with a full dragon ball z set. Pirates have guns. Yes I said it pistols, they will bust a cap in a ninja's ass.

C.Shurukins? I dont Know wtf those are but pirates have parrots and they eat those things for breakfast. I take that back, they eat it for a snack.

D. The ability to flip? Are you serious? Your pussy ass ninja can use his "ability to flip" right off a pirates plank into shark infested sea's.

F. They are asian...You just ruined it...All of it. How can he see a pirate? Wide Screen eh? That sucks, a pirate will round house kick them in there dome.

you forgot to mention e.

$0uL1CiTii*~
10-27-2006, 03:50 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/489/piratefx0.jpg http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/489/piratefx0.jpg http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/489/piratefx0.jpg

What now.

R1deKinK
10-27-2006, 03:51 PM
....touche.

But since they are from asia as stated by your little buddy (if he is), he probably as the weird ass disease.

Bird flu rly!

R1deKinK
10-27-2006, 03:52 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/489/piratefx0.jpg http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/489/piratefx0.jpg http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/489/piratefx0.jpg

What now.

Pshhhh, those are so fake.

::Pirate::
::ninja::

owned.

Hairy Johnson
10-27-2006, 03:52 PM
you forgot to mention e.
STFU NEWBIE! I didnt even have to mention e because it baffled me that you could be so retarded to even post such a thing. If your so infatuated with the ninja culture move to asia and speak wang-ching-chong and eat some rice. Now shut up before I e-kick your ass.

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
10-27-2006, 03:54 PM
STFU NEWBIE! I didnt even have to mention e because it baffled me that you could be so retarded to even post such a thing. If your so infatuated with the ninja culture move to asia and speak wang-ching-chong and eat some rice. Now shut up before I e-kick your ass.

no. pirates cannot compare to the stealth of a ninja. the dont know how because they drank the whole freakin keg and have no idea whats up. they make it way too easy for the ninjas to mericlessly kill them.

Hairy Johnson
10-27-2006, 03:57 PM
no. pirates cannot compare to the stealth of a ninja. the dont know how because they drank the whole freakin keg and have no idea whats up. they make it way too easy for the ninjas to mericlessly kill them.

If they are so cool why dont they have a badass song like "come sail away"? Seriously. Pirates dont have to compare to the stealth of a ninja because when they drink the keg (by themselves), they roll it down a hill and break the ninja's legs thus for resulting in compound fractures. Maybe if your chink ass eyes werent so....whats the word im looking for...squinty? Than you could have read that in my post.

shampoo
10-27-2006, 08:35 PM
..........







HAIRY JOHNSON IS BACK!



All this fighting has inspired a new Spam Bros film.

Crouching Ninja, Hidden Pirate. Hot Pirate on Ninja hardcore porn.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
10-27-2006, 09:21 PM
Why hasn't this thread been closed??

Done to death/10

leavemealone
10-27-2006, 09:39 PM
Ill tell you what YOU need. A swift kick to the teeth. I think Im just the one to do it, your on the cock kill list also. Pirates have something that will pwn all of those things with ease. Ill go one by one to let your simple mind understand.
A.nunchucks? wtf are those, pirates have barrell kegs. They drink the barrell keg, and roll it down a hill thus for hitting the faggot ass ninja and breaking both his legs resulting in compound fractures.

B. Dragon swords? Are you serious. Just go with a full dragon ball z set. Pirates have guns. Yes I said it pistols, they will bust a cap in a ninja's ass.

C.Shurukins? I dont Know wtf those are but pirates have parrots and they eat those things for breakfast. I take that back, they eat it for a snack.

D. The ability to flip? Are you serious? Your pussy ass ninja can use his "ability to flip" right off a pirates plank into shark infested sea's.

F. They are asian...You just ruined it...All of it. How can he see a pirate? Wide Screen eh? That sucks, a pirate will round house kick them in there dome.

HAHHAHAHAHA that whole thing cracked me up

MaC-
10-27-2006, 09:40 PM
I think they both suck.

BandagedSkater
10-27-2006, 11:45 PM
Ill tell you what YOU need. A swift kick to the teeth. I think Im just the one to do it, your on the cock kill list also. Pirates have something that will pwn all of those things with ease. Ill go one by one to let your simple mind understand.
A.nunchucks? wtf are those, pirates have barrell kegs. They drink the barrell keg, and roll it down a hill thus for hitting the faggot ass ninja and breaking both his legs resulting in compound fractures.

B. Dragon swords? Are you serious. Just go with a full dragon ball z set. Pirates have guns. Yes I said it pistols, they will bust a cap in a ninja's ass.

C.Shurukins? I dont Know wtf those are but pirates have parrots and they eat those things for breakfast. I take that back, they eat it for a snack.

D. The ability to flip? Are you serious? Your pussy ass ninja can use his "ability to flip" right off a pirates plank into shark infested sea's.

F. They are asian...You just ruined it...All of it. How can he see a pirate? Wide Screen eh? That sucks, a pirate will round house kick them in there dome.

Ninjas can dodge bullets with there ninja speed
And flips are hella cool

I Have A hole In My Boxer
10-28-2006, 03:10 AM
Yeah Pirates are waaaaay better than ninjas! Who wouldn't choose drunken, gay, mentally handicapped men over highly trained stealth assasins?

Seriously though, whoever says pirates own ninjas is a fucking dumbass...

eatumsisadouche
10-28-2006, 04:41 AM
Ninjas are better. That's it. They'll pop out of no where and kill you before you can shoot your stupid pirate gun or throw a barrel at them.

Hairy Johnson
10-28-2006, 07:41 AM
You guys arent reading the letters on the screen. Do you all have adhd? Maybe dislexia, or should I say "lis-dexia". The damn ninja's cant use there stealth when they have broken legs!

amillionkickflips
10-28-2006, 09:53 PM
ninjas iz tight an dat boil on mah ass.

shampoo
10-29-2006, 08:07 PM
Pirates...........

the name draws forth shudders.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
10-30-2006, 12:56 AM
Ninjas from the Splinter cell games would rape a pirate, bob & steve!

matosh.lee
10-30-2006, 08:05 PM
uhhh pirates dont scare folks thats why its so many school mascots if there was a school with a ninja for a mascot the football players would show up cause theryre all dead and my school mascot is a gay pirate he has a real beard and is 17 and in 10th grade yep he got sympathy