View Full Version : America better than canada?
LetsTryPlanB
08-17-2006, 06:56 AM
so i go to school in Usa but i live in canada. and lately my friends have been trashing us, canadians, about eveything. (our crappy army, our sports teams, etc) seriously its been pissing me off. the only thing i came up with is our FREE HEALTH CARE yay. now i know one of these days im gonna kick the shit out of some of them but i need disses to americans so thay arent constantly trashing us. just anything would work.
thanks
SkateTilldaDeath
08-17-2006, 07:31 AM
wait...you got to school in the U.S. , but you live in canada??
rock-adio
08-17-2006, 08:45 AM
wait...you got to school in the U.S. , but you live in canada??
I think thats what he said. The only reason why there sports teams are better is because theres like 6 of the 30 NHL teams from Canada. They have 5 times more teams.
Snake
08-17-2006, 12:15 PM
Usa Usa Usa!!!!
rock-adio
08-17-2006, 12:35 PM
Usa Usa Usa!!!!
Fagot Fagot Fagot. Leave this Canadian thread now. ::ninja::
LetsTryPlanB
08-17-2006, 05:50 PM
wait...you got to school in the U.S. , but you live in canada??
yea i do(i go to a private school), i know its kinda wierd but the drive isnt bad 15 min. to get there if the traffic isnt bad
its me again
08-17-2006, 05:56 PM
canada has the bes hockey teams period.(i live in usa)
BailBoarder
08-17-2006, 07:08 PM
ur free healthcare sucks. just to let you know. the system is ttally messed up.
haha i hope you like the picture.
P0PwarBUNNY
08-17-2006, 07:10 PM
Canada has a good hockey team but Usa has a better army and som eother stuff i think Canada is way kool tho ecspecially Quebec'
clovis4therandom
08-17-2006, 07:12 PM
i rather go to canada than be in the usa, it looks safer. america feels dangerous
Shredcentral
08-17-2006, 07:24 PM
The whole fricken world hates America
Cananda does have a strong military, just not as big as the American.
Shredcentral
08-17-2006, 07:26 PM
ur free healthcare sucks. just to let you know. the system is ttally messed up.
haha i hope you like the picture.
LOL!!!
jk your a stupid slobby piece of shit american redneck, shut the hell up.
Ryuken
08-17-2006, 08:11 PM
Usa Usa Usa!!!!
hahahahah that was classic
im with you
CANADIAN Skater ah!
08-17-2006, 08:12 PM
pssh america name me one good thing that they did that canada didn't help in and if they want to trash my uncle is in the army and don't tell them that canada has a secreat army that all other countries don't now about that is 3 times bigger then north carrieas muwaahahaha those fools
CANADIAN Skater ah!
08-17-2006, 08:15 PM
but keep it on the downlow
Cornholio 99
08-17-2006, 10:26 PM
you should watch the south park movie.
fuck canada!
Etnieskater
08-18-2006, 12:54 AM
you should watch the south park movie.
fuck canada!
fuck you!....
Ive been to the states many times and I really dont see a difference...yea its bigger and more people and bigger army which I dont give a fuck about any countrys army, like were both beside each other and we talk the talk and we look the look. I hate people who dis Canada....like what the fuck is the point, you dont even know alot about Canada. wow you have a better army and better health system, do you really see a fucking difference out of this?
drowning_fish
08-18-2006, 11:50 AM
Hahahaha, my brother watches that like everyday at least once... India's boring as hell... "It's aboot taking our citizens. It's aboot... (*politicians laughing)... It's aboot... Hey, stop laughing, or we'll give you something to cry aboot (*laughing even harder)"
"Folks, at 5:00 am today, the Canadians bombed the Baldwins"
"ALL THE BALDWINS ARE DEAD?!"
Classic
CANADIAN Skater ah!
08-18-2006, 03:42 PM
you should watch the south park movie.
fuck canada!
hahaha you got pwnd thats what happens when you mess with canadians
skater danny
08-18-2006, 03:46 PM
Bag on how Americans are so fucking fat.
mkcrank mulisha
08-18-2006, 04:31 PM
Fagot Fagot Fagot. Leave this Canadian thread now. ::ninja::
Go jump of a cliff.
LetsTryPlanB
08-18-2006, 07:02 PM
why the fuck are there so many americans that go to the canadian section?
CANADIAN Skater ah!
08-18-2006, 07:31 PM
^^ ya serius i guess there so fat that they can't leave there computers and need to explore other forums so the don't get board
Kill All Humans!!!
08-18-2006, 09:05 PM
fuck you!....
Ive been to the states many times and I really dont see a difference...yea its bigger and more people and bigger army which I dont give a fuck about any countrys army, like were both beside each other and we talk the talk and we look the look. I hate people who dis Canada....like what the fuck is the point, you dont even know alot about Canada. wow you have a better army and better health system, do you really see a fucking difference out of this?
acually i do see a difference. but that dosent matter. im from the states and it makes me mad how some ppl at my school dis canada too. in the army we are bot allies, so thats like have 1 huge army. so lay off canadians. the only reason people dis america is because of the south park movie. so lay off canada
Choizy
08-18-2006, 09:08 PM
That 84% of the American population are obese. I know for a fact thats it's in the 80% region. Uhmm, Canadians are good at hockey. Our people are more tame then americans. Our government isn't lying about 9/11, (If you believe in that haha).Uhm... I guess that's all I can think of right now. Not to mention Detroit is a dangerous place and ironically a capital. We didn't have war in a long time.
America however, has a better football players. Better prices on products. Better army (even though we are allies). Uhmmm... I ono.
Although I (L) both countries! :)
Kill All Humans!!!
08-18-2006, 09:14 PM
That 84% of the American population are obese. I know for a fact thats it's in the 80% region. Uhmm, Canadians are good at hockey. Our people are more tame then americans. Our government isn't lying about 9/11, (If you believe in that haha).Uhm... I guess that's all I can think of right now. Not to mention Detroit is a dangerous place and ironically a capital. We didn't have war in a long time.
America however, has a better football players. Better prices on products. Better army (even though we are allies). Uhmmm... I ono.
Although I (L) both countries! :)
yeah i know i live not to far away from detriot. my dad and I got lost in the one time. it sucked.
SoHereIAm
08-18-2006, 09:18 PM
I don't know why everyone's always hating on Canada. It seems pretty freaking kickass over there. Then again, US loves to diss Canada and the world loves to diss the US, ahaha. And that South Park thing was funny. But you could easily say we're lazy and stupid and still get teh good laugh. I don't know, I need a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
nwodafometsys
08-18-2006, 09:30 PM
^^ ya serius i guess there so fat that they can't leave there computers and need to explore other forums so the don't get boardWhat the hell...? haha anyways, canada is a cool place =D but yea, make fun of how us americans are so dang fat, eh?
im canadian-the only reason americans bag on us canadians is because theyre too fat to do anything but talk ***** and they throw shitty parties, and they cant drink as much beer as us.
fat_poser
08-18-2006, 11:34 PM
you could bring up:
- the fact that we are the only country to ever successfully invade the continental US
- the fact that America stopped inviting the Canadian army to war games because we hand them their asses on a regular basis (our army is much better trained, but less equipped and smaller. we dont need a huge army because we don't make a living off raping the third world [not as much anyways])
- sewing a canadian flag on your backpack overseas will probably result in people being very nice to you; whereas sewing an american flag onto your backpack will likely end up in you having something thrown at you
- the fact that we caught all 17 of our terrorists BEFORE they did any damage
- better pot
- WAY better beer
- Rush
- The Tragically Hip
- Rush
- Free health care and better social programs
or you could just plain tell them about how our country could beat the shit out of theirs
Twinskate
08-19-2006, 12:09 AM
- the fact that we are the only country to ever successfully invade the continental US
i knew someone would bring that up :toung: but the question for me is, how did i guess you were the one who would :-|
you could bring up:
- the fact that America stopped inviting the Canadian army to war games because we hand them their asses on a regular basis (our army is much better trained, but less equipped and smaller. we dont need a huge army because we don't make a living off raping the third world [not as much anyways])
http://www.historychannel.com/starspangled_archive/history_of_war/war14.html
edit: i really dont know where im going with this post...
sossy
08-19-2006, 07:33 AM
we live by eachother we shouldn't be dissin eachother we should be kickin afgan ass
R1deKinK
08-19-2006, 08:08 AM
I make fun of Canada all the time. But it's nothing serious. I wub you guyz.
Flame_BoyV.2
08-19-2006, 08:44 AM
seriously if you buggin bout what other ppl think then you gonna have a stress life man. do u care bout them ( no offense ) if no why do u care what they think. its just the way to think. any way i live in canada its cool up here ive been to the us to the onlyy thing thats dif is the flag. and the heat. i dont think that anyone is better then the other. there is only ppl in theis world who are at the same level and you can only sink to a lower level. know what i mean. tose ppl who think theere at the top level while us ppl are at one same level. there the ones who need a life. cuz when someonecomes along and lays them out there not really gonna be all the high and mighty are they. well i love yas both Usa And Canada. so i have no prob.
dan101
08-19-2006, 09:10 AM
Alberta is the only dept free place in north America.
sk8ter D-man
08-19-2006, 10:57 AM
You know, it would be the funniest shit if america and canada both united as one country at this very second. Then none of you would have shit to say.
Just a thought you know:rolleyes:
rufus
08-19-2006, 12:04 PM
you could bring up:
- the fact that we are the only country to ever successfully invade the continental US
- the fact that America stopped inviting the Canadian army to war games because we hand them their asses on a regular basis (our army is much better trained, but less equipped and smaller. we dont need a huge army because we don't make a living off raping the third world [not as much anyways])
- sewing a canadian flag on your backpack overseas will probably result in people being very nice to you; whereas sewing an american flag onto your backpack will likely end up in you having something thrown at you
- the fact that we caught all 17 of our terrorists BEFORE they did any damage
- better pot
- WAY better beer
- Rush
- The Tragically Hip
- Rush
- Free health care and better social programs
or you could just plain tell them about how our country could beat the shit out of theirs
-nice one....
....plus...THE USA stole alaska from canada sometime in the 1800's i think..
-it's not really americans that i hate...it's their country, and especially their government
-anti-bush fo' life............
...........no.........not THAT bush......GEEOORRGGE bush..
off_duty_snowboarder
08-19-2006, 12:14 PM
i dont' really see a whole lot of difference, i mean who cares where your from, but i do think america's army is like the strongest in like the world, but it's ok because doesnt' like america have an alliance or somethin with canada?
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 12:28 PM
you could bring up:
[QUOTE]
- the fact that we caught all 17 of our terrorists BEFORE they did any damage
yes, way to diss a tragedy that happened in the U.S. very clever of you.
- better pot
pot is a waste of money, no matter how little it costs. who cares anyways?
- WAY better beer
prove it.
Rush
- Rush
2 times, eh?
or you could just plain tell them about how our country could beat the shit out of theirs
what aboot your army being small, eh? america, the country i live in, could nuke the whole world if we wanted to. we are THE ONLY superpower in the world, and we can do that. we can shoot anywhere in the world that we want and have a hit.
wow you are very, very ignorant. canada has shitty weather. they talk funny. ive seen lots of fat canadians too. who cares if americans are far? just so long as they dont walk in front of me.
Choizy
08-19-2006, 12:33 PM
Canadian's don't have accents you dumbfuck haha. We aren't fucking hillbillies or anything.
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 12:45 PM
Canadian's don't have accents you dumbfuck haha. We aren't fucking hillbillies or anything.
tell that to my teacher from canada, shes got an accent like no tomorrow
Under_0ath17
08-19-2006, 12:47 PM
You are all stupid, like Flame BoyV.2 said,,,Everybody is equal. Anyone who thinks they are better is a disgrace to humanity.... Fucking ignorance.
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 12:49 PM
You are all stupid, like Flame BoyV.2 said,,,Everybody is equal. Anyone who thinks they are better is a disgrace to humanity.... Fucking ignorance.
i dont diss canada, only the people in canada who diss america
dan101
08-19-2006, 12:52 PM
what aboot your army being small, eh? america, the country i live in, could nuke the whole world if we wanted to. we are THE ONLY superpower in the world, and we can do that. we can shoot anywhere in the world that we want and have a hit.
Is that something to be proud of? The feeling that if something doesnt go your way, then you can nuke your way out of it? What happend to peace. Peace pwns.
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 12:53 PM
Is that something to be proud of? The feeling that if something doesnt go your way, then you can nuke your way out of it? What happend to peace. Peace pwns.
im just saying to him, canada couldnt kick our ass, its no challenge
we dont nuke countries unless its a last stand because that could start a nuclear war
and tell peace pwns to iraq
The only reason people hate america is because of it's fucking idiotic shit face
president GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!!!!
Kill All Humans!!!
08-19-2006, 01:37 PM
Is that something to be proud of? The feeling that if something doesnt go your way, then you can nuke your way out of it? What happend to peace. Peace pwns.
HIPPIE!!!
Under_0ath17
08-19-2006, 01:41 PM
HIPPIE!!!
fuck you..
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 01:56 PM
HIPPIE!!!
lol
failed to lose
08-19-2006, 02:31 PM
Go jump of a cliff.if you havent heard, canada's as flat as american woman's chests, and dont say canadian woman are flat, cause we got pamela anderson
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 02:59 PM
if you havent heard, canada's as flat as american woman's chests, and dont say canadian woman are flat, cause we got pamela anderson
and weve got everyone else.
failed to lose
08-19-2006, 03:04 PM
and weve got everyone else.o ya, your mom does have pretty big boobs
skater24
08-19-2006, 03:39 PM
hmm...i had to write an english essay on why Canada was a better place to live compared to America or anyother place for that matter, and a few things were, wel like you said, free health care, plus, our violence crime rate is over 10 times lower compared to the U.S., it may sound silly but Canadians tend to live longer then americans for the simple fact that over half the american population is obese, we're bigger =], we don't have major racism problems but we're still the most multicultural nation on earth, we're known worldwide to be peacekeepers not warmakers, the U.S. is far much more poluted then us, we know some things about the U.S. whereas they know nothing about us (ever seen the show "talking to Americans?"), even our big cities are clean, we don't expect people to like us or respect us but they do. The U.S. seems to have gotten that backwards, Canadian beer doesn't taste like polluted water, Our nuclear power is safer and cheaper, we actually have natural resources, six feet of snow doesn't slow us down any...Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week, our flag is original. No other country in the world has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars and/or stripes on their flags? It's boring and old, wildlife in Canada does not consist solely of the rats that raid the garbage at night, one word. Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language, ummm our bacon? ha, that and our amazing hockey teams (even the american teams consist of more canadians then americans)..but yeh thats about it...and not that im hatin on america now, because its not that bad of a place, i know alot of cool people over there...Canada is just better =]..so yeh, i hope that helped
skater24
08-19-2006, 03:40 PM
and weve got everyone else.
yeh but at least ours aren't fake
black label sk8er
08-19-2006, 03:57 PM
i live in the US but i hate it why the fuck would people make fun of canada. i would love to live in canada and some people probalby didnt see this thread in canada's forum they probably saw it on the home page.
failed to lose
08-19-2006, 04:14 PM
hmm...i had to write an english essay on why Canada was a better place to live compared to America or anyother place for that matter, and a few things were, wel like you said, free health care, plus, our violence crime rate is over 10 times lower compared to the U.S., it may sound silly but Canadians tend to live longer then americans for the simple fact that over half the american population is obese, we're bigger =], we don't have major racism problems but we're still the most multicultural nation on earth, we're known worldwide to be peacekeepers not warmakers, the U.S. is far much more poluted then us, we know some things about the U.S. whereas they know nothing about us (ever seen the show "talking to Americans?"), even our big cities are clean, we don't expect people to like us or respect us but they do. The U.S. seems to have gotten that backwards, Canadian beer doesn't taste like polluted water, Our nuclear power is safer and cheaper, we actually have natural resources, six feet of snow doesn't slow us down any...Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week, our flag is original. No other country in the world has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars and/or stripes on their flags? It's boring and old, wildlife in Canada does not consist solely of the rats that raid the garbage at night, one word. Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language, ummm our bacon? ha, that and our amazing hockey teams (even the american teams consist of more canadians then americans)..but yeh thats about it...and not that im hatin on america now, because its not that bad of a place, i know alot of cool people over there...Canada is just better =]..so yeh, i hope that helpedand thats the way the cookie crumbles
THe_Rj
08-19-2006, 05:31 PM
54 % of americans don't know there capital
dan101
08-19-2006, 05:39 PM
54 % of americans don't know there capital
hahaha really? Also our PM hasnt screwed us over and we dont have celebs as premiers
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 05:50 PM
54 % of americans don't know there capital\
O RLY?
Prove it. Have a statistic? Ask me the capital. Do it. I dare you.
dan101
08-19-2006, 05:52 PM
You must be one of the 46% then. Ive seen the stats somewhere too.
KC_Skatin
08-19-2006, 06:17 PM
hmm...i had to write an english essay on why Canada was a better place to live compared to America or anyother place for that matter, and a few things were, wel like you said, free health care, plus, our violence crime rate is over 10 times lower compared to the U.S., it may sound silly but Canadians tend to live longer then americans for the simple fact that over half the american population is obese, we're bigger =], we don't have major racism problems but we're still the most multicultural nation on earth, we're known worldwide to be peacekeepers not warmakers, the U.S. is far much more poluted then us, we know some things about the U.S. whereas they know nothing about us (ever seen the show "talking to Americans?"), even our big cities are clean, we don't expect people to like us or respect us but they do. The U.S. seems to have gotten that backwards, Canadian beer doesn't taste like polluted water, Our nuclear power is safer and cheaper, we actually have natural resources, six feet of snow doesn't slow us down any...Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week, our flag is original. No other country in the world has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars and/or stripes on their flags? It's boring and old, wildlife in Canada does not consist solely of the rats that raid the garbage at night, one word. Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language, ummm our bacon? ha, that and our amazing hockey teams (even the american teams consist of more canadians then americans)..but yeh thats about it...and not that im hatin on america now, because its not that bad of a place, i know alot of cool people over there...Canada is just better =]..so yeh, i hope that helped
.....wow............... I like Bacon
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 06:32 PM
o ya, your mom does have pretty big boobs
and your moms boobs are non existant
yeh but at least ours aren't fake
clever. have statistics?
circa_pimp
08-19-2006, 07:13 PM
hahahahah that was classic
im with you
ya kno what FUCK DA CANADIAN PPL TRYIN TO DISS DA USA...im wit ya 2!
skater4life101
08-19-2006, 07:13 PM
I think thats what he said. The only reason why there sports teams are better is because theres like 6 of the 30 NHL teams from Canada. They have 5 times more teams.
HAHA ya 5 canadian teams but look at all teh canadian players we got all the good goal tenders Patrick Roy, Martian Brodeur, Marty Turco ! come on we had wayne gretzky, danny heatley, joe thornton ECT im missing alotta of are players that OWN USA SO SHOVE IT ARE CANADIAN HOCKEY TEAMS OWN UR ASS! AND THE CANADIAN Women OWNED UR ASSES TOO THEY EBAT ONE TEAM WHUT WAS IT??? 21-3? SO DONT DISS ARE HOCKEY TEAMS !
cracker
08-19-2006, 07:36 PM
They are probably just picking on you because your the minority or different. Thouse people that are picking on you dont stand for all Americans so dont start haten America. Also If you went to my school I dont think that any of my freinds would pick on you...
Also thouse kids probably have parents that beat them or some other kind of trama that makes them want to feel stronger by picking on you idk...
dan101
08-19-2006, 07:47 PM
HIPPIE!!!
haha! Ive never seen a hippie with a GNR avatar!
Moron
cracker
08-19-2006, 07:48 PM
-nice one....
....plus...THE USA stole alaska from canada sometime in the 1800's i think..
-it's not really americans that i hate...it's their country, and especially their government
-anti-bush fo' life............
...........no.........not THAT bush......GEEOORRGGE bush..
Actually we bought Alaska from Russia... I think...
Ryuken
08-19-2006, 08:11 PM
HAHA ya 5 canadian teams but look at all teh canadian players we got all the good goal tenders Patrick Roy, Martian Brodeur, Marty Turco ! come on we had wayne gretzky, danny heatley, joe thornton ECT im missing alotta of are players that OWN USA SO SHOVE IT ARE CANADIAN HOCKEY TEAMS OWN UR ASS! AND THE CANADIAN Women OWNED UR ASSES TOO THEY EBAT ONE TEAM WHUT WAS IT??? 21-3? SO DONT DISS ARE HOCKEY TEAMS !
who the fuck cares about hockey? no one in the u.s. cares. maybe a small minority.
hayden3269
08-19-2006, 08:35 PM
ive been to canada and its awesome i think both countries kick ass
dan101
08-19-2006, 08:39 PM
who the fuck cares about hockey? no one in the u.s. cares. maybe a small minority.
The how come you own 25 of the teams?
star_skater
08-19-2006, 10:08 PM
you could say americans are fat , and there is a hell of alot more crime here in america, and that every country hates america and thinks its pigs, and the president is a moron *oops did i say that* and that the health care sucks
thats some bad things about america
im american but i respect all countries
sk8ter D-man
08-19-2006, 10:55 PM
This is a dumbass thread, it should be canada vs detroit and new york, seeing that those are main two place your all talking about. And if its true that only %54 know our nations capital its because %46 percent are fucking mexicans! jk, lol:-D
Kill All Humans!!!
08-19-2006, 11:55 PM
i just went to a david lee roth concert and we had a canadian warm up band. every one loved them. and they said they love america. i dont know why I posted that but im sure it might help a little. im just gonan stop typing now.
DLowen
08-20-2006, 07:49 AM
and the president is a moron *oops did i say that*
thats some bad things about america
im american but i respect all countries
shut the fuck up britney spears. do you respect iraq too?
DLowen
08-20-2006, 07:51 AM
america feels dangerous
you have to be the stupidest person in this thread
BailBoarder
08-20-2006, 07:57 AM
you could say americans are fat , and there is a hell of alot more crime here in america, and that every country hates america and thinks its pigs, and the president is a moron *oops did i say that* and that the health care sucks
thats some bad things about america
im american but i respect all countries
americans can be fat. but so can canadians. There might be more crime, but that is because of a larger population. every country does not hate america, it is the countries in the middle east. america is good alies with most of the strong forces in the world. the president may be a moron, but thats your opinion,u didnt have a very good president (prime minister, watever you call him) either, and besides he was better than the other candidate, and thats usually wat it takes to become president. and the healthcare isnt top notch in canada last time i looked. your just picking out all the bad things about america. i could do that with any country. the point is it is still a very good country. i mean if u dont like it you could always go live in communist china or north korea. im sure they would love all of your outspokeness about the government. dont be hating, and start participating
failed to lose
08-20-2006, 10:22 AM
[QUOTE=Ryuken]and your moms boobs are non existant[QUOTE]wow your cool, you dont even know what my mom looks like
Ryuken
08-20-2006, 10:40 AM
The how come you own 25 of the teams?
but you see, i didnt know we had 25 teams of hockey, cause i dont care about it
more people in america care about football and basketball than hockey. i dont care for any of them.
you have to be the stupidest person in this thread
ill say. maybe america feels dangerous if your standing near a gang, or you're walking alone at night near an alley in la. but otherwise, it feels perfectly safe to me.
Ryuken
08-20-2006, 10:43 AM
americans can be fat. but so can canadians. There might be more crime, but that is because of a larger population. every country does not hate america, it is the countries in the middle east. america is good alies with most of the strong forces in the world. the president may be a moron, but thats your opinion,u didnt have a very good president (prime minister, watever you call him) either, and besides he was better than the other candidate, and thats usually wat it takes to become president. and the healthcare isnt top notch in canada last time i looked. your just picking out all the bad things about america. i could do that with any country. the point is it is still a very good country. i mean if u dont like it you could always go live in communist china or north korea. im sure they would love all of your outspokeness about the government. dont be hating, and start participating
you are the smartest person on this thread. *claps* :)
wow your cool, you dont even know what my mom looks like
uhhh wow you just proved you're stupid. look at your previous post.
GAY POST HERE BY FAILED TO LOSE
o ya, your mom does have pretty big boobs
hey guess what, you dont know what my mom looks like either! hahahahahaha
oliver0303
08-20-2006, 10:48 AM
Canada Canada Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i'll go go 4 da us just cause theres where sk8ing all started but I still hate
That asshole president of theres.
the_ack_attack
08-20-2006, 01:17 PM
There's really more of everything in America, and with good reason. There's more crime, there are more good athletes, there are more sports teams, because the US has ten times the population of Canada. Canada doesn't have very strong armed forces because they don't need it, we chill up here and do are own thing and don't stir shit up. The two countries are really almost the same, but everything is on a bigger scale in the US; the businesses, the entertainment, and ironically, the people to a certain degree. We're all North American, why do we have to make fun?
Ollie the skater
08-20-2006, 02:42 PM
ok...that was kinda stoopid seeings as 75% of the ppl here are frm america..anyway,most americans are fatasses!(no offenece)
Choizy
08-20-2006, 03:08 PM
Quit the hate guys. Why are we showing off our nuclear strength and size of our armies? Stop being hardasses. We shouldn't be using our armies in the first place.
Ryuken
08-20-2006, 04:33 PM
ok...that was kinda stoopid seeings as 75% of the ppl here are frm america..anyway,most americans are fatasses!(no offenece)
yes, no offense. how is not that not offensive to fat people? ok, your a fucking dumbass, no offense. you also cant spell, no offense either.
dan101
08-20-2006, 04:38 PM
but you see, i didnt know we had 25 teams of hockey, cause i dont care about it.
So basically, if you dont care, then no one else cares?
Choizy
08-20-2006, 05:22 PM
I think Ryuken has a IMS problem.
RageAgainstTheToyMachine
08-20-2006, 08:38 PM
Canada is too critical of America. All I ever hear from them and their news is how much America sucks and then write a long story about the downsides to America.
Wow, you live in Canada, so fuckin what? Are you more superior now? No, you suck just as much ass as anyone in America.
fat_poser
08-20-2006, 09:22 PM
Canada is too critical of America. All I ever hear from them and their news is how much America sucks and then write a long story about the downsides to America.
Wow, you live in Canada, so fuckin what? Are you more superior now? No, you suck just as much ass as anyone in America.
Apparently we have better schools as well.
:p
HabitatSkater
08-20-2006, 10:35 PM
I like their healthcare system.
bdc666666
08-21-2006, 07:42 PM
Two words...Canadian Bacon
CANADIAN Skater ah!
08-23-2006, 02:57 AM
Ryuken you want proof heres proof that on average americans are not that smart http://nces.ed.gov/programs/quarterly/vol_5/5_2/images/figures/figure7_1_4.gif look at the percentages so what now, and i don't think i need to prove that americans are fat
Sk8 hard,sk8 fast
08-23-2006, 11:57 AM
Quit the hate guys. Why are we showing off our nuclear strength and size of our armies? Stop being hardasses. We shouldn't be using our armies in the first place.
ah, a fellow hippi!!!!
Frade
08-25-2006, 07:38 AM
LOL Both contries are really cool and kind of similar but we have a lot more differences. Iīm canadian and i think Canada is better way place to live. And the whole girls think every country has hot girls and ugly girls but there are a lot of ugly chicks in the US. Canada does have a lot of hot girls but none of them are really Canadian they all got backgrounds from like europe and around the world. But why canīt we all just get along. I remeber seeing soewhere that Canada could join the us at any time and be like another state. That will never happen... or at least I hope not.
farlee
08-25-2006, 10:19 AM
Apparently we have better schools as well.
:p
AHAHAHAHHA
lol at everyong thinking america is better than canada. Hah. I bet 95 percent of these people dissing canada have never been here, let alone met a canadian person. Face it, Canda>America
Bleed the Freak
08-25-2006, 10:22 AM
so i go to school in Usa but i live in canada. and lately my friends have been trashing us, canadians, about eveything. (our crappy army, our sports teams, etc) seriously its been pissing me off. the only thing i came up with is our FREE HEALTH CARE yay. now i know one of these days im gonna kick the shit out of some of them but i need disses to americans so thay arent constantly trashing us. just anything would work.
thanks
wait a sec. what about hockey, you guys own at hockey. im a bruins fan and they suck penis
farlee
08-25-2006, 10:23 AM
yes, yes we do own hockey
fat_poser
08-25-2006, 10:28 AM
We own hockey. Our professional teams do not; but American teams are filled with our players anyways.
Bleed the Freak
08-25-2006, 10:32 AM
We own hockey. Our professional teams do not; but American teams are filled with our players anyways.
thats what i was saying. canadians eat, sleep, and shit hockey.
failed to lose
08-25-2006, 11:17 AM
There's really more of everything in America, and with good reason. There's more crime, there are more good athletes, there are more sports teams, because the US has ten times the population of Canada. Canada doesn't have very strong armed forces because they don't need it, we chill up here and do are own thing and don't stir shit up. The two countries are really almost the same, but everything is on a bigger scale in the US; the businesses, the entertainment, and ironically, the people to a certain degree. We're all North American, why do we have to make fun?another thing america has more of is obese people, more countries that hate them, and more government issues(!)
failed to lose
08-25-2006, 11:19 AM
thats what i was saying. canadians eat, sleep, and shit hockey.we also skate:-/
Bleed the Freak
08-25-2006, 11:24 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i was just reading the mail part of the september skateboard mag, and it said
"As far as the national anthem comment... i... i'm shocked... granted, i hate our national anthem,and all national anthems for that matter....but canada? thats absolutely the worst natinoal anthem ever. it horribleness compounded by the fact that it's not actually a country and therefore shouldnt have a national anthem. its probably the best inside joke ever because its a complete waste of everyones time. you know there are two dudes somwhere that crack up everytime its played at a hockey game. 'aha! theyre actually playing it again! HAHA'"
note that the guy that wrote that is in fact canadian
DirtyWaffleMan
08-25-2006, 11:47 AM
dude i'm not canadian, but it's pretty easy to make fun of us yanks, for one our president is a dumbass, we're all chubby, and we know nothing about any one but ourself's (as i just clearly pointed out). YAY!!!. but i am glad carolina beat edmonton.
sk8er8181 the second
08-25-2006, 12:15 PM
canadas is a better place to live in
its safer and more peacfull then here
oh and tom e is in canada
Korbyn_11
08-26-2006, 01:21 PM
Canada kicks ass, beside we have Stve Nash who won the NBA MVP 2x in a row, and americans are suppousidley the best basketball players --- bull shit
flipsta14
08-26-2006, 02:55 PM
It's all a opinion...I don't really care...
DirtyWaffleMan
08-26-2006, 03:06 PM
i am hitler
concretecarve14
01-12-2007, 08:32 AM
Most of the popular new bands come from canada.. Most of the best hockey players are canadian.. We got alot of the best skaters.. I dunno what else..
Canada is like the us's little brother.. and the UK is like the mom.. The US decides to go to war, so they ask the UK, and they say alright, but you gotta take canada with you.. We back the states up in war all the time.
Common Ground
01-14-2007, 08:22 AM
Ugghhh.. What a wack topic. Canada kicks ass, American people kick ass (for the most part), America as a country is in serious need of a wake up. They are putting the rest of the world in serious danger (those nuclear wars that were talked about earlier - no big deal, right?) so that they can cover up their fuckups??? Lame.
And although I'm not fat, I like fat people... They're funny.
rock-adio
01-14-2007, 08:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i was just reading the mail part of the september skateboard mag, and it said
"As far as the national anthem comment... i... i'm shocked... granted, i hate our national anthem,and all national anthems for that matter....but canada? thats absolutely the worst natinoal anthem ever. it horribleness compounded by the fact that it's not actually a country and therefore shouldnt have a national anthem. its probably the best inside joke ever because its a complete waste of everyones time. you know there are two dudes somwhere that crack up everytime its played at a hockey game. 'aha! theyre actually playing it again! HAHA'"
note that the guy that wrote that is in fact canadian
Atleast our national anthem dosent "gay through the night". Maple syrup for life nigga.
steelcitysk8n
01-22-2007, 04:16 PM
fuck you!....
Ive been to the states many times and I really dont see a difference...yea its bigger and more people and bigger army which I dont give a fuck about any countrys army, like were both beside each other and we talk the talk and we look the look. I hate people who dis Canada....like what the fuck is the point, you dont even know alot about Canada. wow you have a better army and better health system, do you really see a fucking difference out of this?
How does america have a better health system?? Poor people get sick and die while rich people stay healthy and strong. Does this seem better to you?? Probably if you're rich, but that would mean that you are self centered and you should live in the states anyways.
your-girlfriend-has-1-arm
01-22-2007, 05:55 PM
America is just filled with a bunch of pissed of people...but i still love it =)
American probably have the best skaters, but they have the dumbest and fatest people too...
cornh0lio
01-23-2007, 06:20 PM
Canadians > Americans.
End of.
G skater
02-10-2007, 04:42 PM
Canada can kick the shit out of nay one in hockey
PrimoSlide7839
02-11-2007, 05:59 AM
Skate hockey
No war haha
Not obesity everywhere
mongokills
02-11-2007, 02:06 PM
i hate canada
bradley7
02-11-2007, 02:36 PM
Then GTFO of the Canadien section dumb fuck.
mongokills
02-11-2007, 02:48 PM
Then GTFO of the Canadien section dumb fuck.
its not the Canada Rules section
its the Canada section
my post relates to Canada
therefore
it is in the right section
just because you dont agree doesn't mean you have to be an asshole
Kumquat
02-11-2007, 03:18 PM
I don't know why this topic was created. It was going to lead to arguing anyway. Listen, Countries have Pros and Cons and picking at the cons of another country is just shallow minded. I am an American, I admit we have fat people, I admit most of our population are indeed, dumbasses, I also admit we have a dumb fuck president because of it. Some of what our country does is political. There is too damn many scams. If it wasn't for the skate parks and shit in California, I would go to Canada instantly. And, if I actually get smart enough to realize that Canada has good skateparks I'll go there. But Canada, you have your flaws. EVery country has flaws, and since I live in the US I can point them out in my country, And if you live in Canada, I'm sure could pick out your country's flaws as well. Yes, Our politicians are evil, but alot of people are planning to kil them, just look it up on the web. We don't have to Discrimminate. Can't we just stop the damn debating already? God...
SoHereIAm
02-11-2007, 03:24 PM
Atleast our national anthem dosent "gay through the night". Maple syrup for life nigga.
..what?
bradley7
02-11-2007, 07:52 PM
its not the Canada Rules section
its the Canada section
my post relates to Canada
therefore
it is in the right section
just because you dont agree doesn't mean you have to be an asshole
Uhm,why are you even in the section if you hate us?Whats the point in posting.
fat_poser
02-12-2007, 03:21 AM
people suck everywhere, get used to it
Snake
02-12-2007, 12:26 PM
Canada is layed back, Its got problems but everyoine is chill over there.
Ollie the skater
06-12-2007, 01:27 AM
yes, no offense. how is not that not offensive to fat people? ok, your a fucking dumbass, no offense. you also cant spell, no offense either.
ok, as long as theres no offence involved:-)
thatrottenskaterpunk
06-12-2007, 09:15 AM
its funny how the americans have a big army yet they still have more army commercials for THEM in Canada, then ive seen in the u.s
sloth198
06-12-2007, 09:23 AM
It's too cold and barren in canada
Iskatestreet
06-12-2007, 05:25 PM
at least our cops dont dress in cock butter
(i live in america)
rock-adio
06-12-2007, 06:26 PM
It's too cold and barren in canada
I have to laugh when people say this sort of stuff. Considering if you go to any Northern part of the states and we get the exact same type of weather as them. You would swear we all lived in snow homes and curled and played hockey all the time.
Canadian's have always had the top hockey players, hands down.
Steve Nash back to back NBA MVP and almost got a third.
Eric Mornou was AL MVP last season.
Mark Appleyard was SOTY a couple years ago.
SkateTilldaDeath
06-12-2007, 06:30 PM
It's too cold and barren in canada
your just fuckin hilarious arent you
RiseWithTheFallen.
06-12-2007, 06:32 PM
Umm..I live In Canada.
It has flaws,but so does every other country. And It's not that cold here.
Zeker182
06-12-2007, 06:46 PM
Us americans are rednecks, and we have retarded hillbilly leaders who need to end a stupid war
Turboz
06-13-2007, 08:01 AM
Canada's more cleaner and not as corrupt as America.Tthen again, America has every type of restaurant in the world as well New York City. so yeah............
thatrottenskaterpunk
06-13-2007, 09:41 AM
Why Canada?
1) We're BIGGER!!
2) United Nations ranked Canada the best place to live.
3) We're healthier, free health care, baby!
4) Six feet of snow doesnt slow us down any. Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week.
5) There's been a woman Prime Minister.
6) Tim Hortons is waay better than Dunkin Donuts.
7) Our flag is original, no other country has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars/or stripes on their flags?
8) There are more hot Canadians per hundred than there are hot Americans per thousand.
9) We don't have to buy our drinking water from other countries.
10) Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language
11) We have the BEST chocolate: Smarties, Crispy Crunch. Coffee Crisp, Oh Henry, Mr.Big
12) Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
13) The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest Company.
14) We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
15) Our currency is colourful!
sk8jrzy4life
06-13-2007, 12:07 PM
Why Canada?
1) We're BIGGER!!
2) United Nations ranked Canada the best place to live.
3) We're healthier, free health care, baby!
4) Six feet of snow doesnt slow us down any. Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week.
5) There's been a woman Prime Minister.
6) Tim Hortons is waay better than Dunkin Donuts.
7) Our flag is original, no other country has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars/or stripes on their flags?
8) There are more hot Canadians per hundred than there are hot Americans per thousand.
9) We don't have to buy our drinking water from other countries.
10) Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language
11) We have the BEST chocolate: Smarties, Crispy Crunch. Coffee Crisp, Oh Henry, Mr.Big
12) Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
13) The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest Company.
14) We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
15) Our currency is colourful!
you raise a good point however i must point out that america also has krispy kreme doughnuts
fat_poser
06-13-2007, 12:18 PM
you raise a good point however i must point out that america also has krispy kreme doughnuts
we have them here, they mostly fail though cause tim hortons is much better
Sprite15
08-13-2007, 12:27 PM
I need ten posts
Jerry!
12-26-2007, 02:00 PM
Let's see....
1. All the USA hockey teams that are good it is because of Canadian players
2. Health Care FTW!
3. They have better athletes sometimes cause in some places they have summer all year
4. They think we live in igloos
5. They love that their army is bigger because they love killing civilians that have done nothing wrong, and they just love to kill.
6. We say Eh
Choizy
12-26-2007, 02:17 PM
I agree Canada is better. I only went to the states cause they have cheaper clothes. Now that our currency is higher, I shop there even more haha.
sk83r101
12-26-2007, 04:39 PM
Let's see....
1. All the USA hockey teams that are good it is because of Canadian players
2. Health Care FTW!
3. They have better athletes sometimes cause in some places they have summer all year
4. They think we live in igloos
5. They love that their army is bigger because they love killing civilians that have done nothing wrong, and they just love to kill.
6. We say Eh
1)no one cares about hockey
2)your health care takes like 3 years to get any meds
3)yep
4)you dont live in igloos?
5)hell yea we like to kill
6)eh sounds cool
skate.or.die!
12-26-2007, 04:42 PM
blame canada blame canada its not even a country anyway
sk83r101
12-26-2007, 04:46 PM
^lmfao reminds me of that south park thing.
EDIT: and thatrottenskaterpunk never talk about mr.rogers like that again.
iSkateGirl
12-26-2007, 04:51 PM
ur free healthcare sucks. just to let you know. the system is ttally messed up.
haha i hope you like the picture.
i think its america who sucks. george bush!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa3J-L29iT8
LOL
element.skater.12
12-26-2007, 04:56 PM
be like atleast our peoples stomaches don't look like burger meat.
Jerry!
12-27-2007, 06:21 AM
Why Canada?
1) We're BIGGER!!
2) United Nations ranked Canada the best place to live.
3) We're healthier, free health care, baby!
4) Six feet of snow doesnt slow us down any. Two inches of snow and New York is closed for a week.
5) There's been a woman Prime Minister.
6) Tim Hortons is waay better than Dunkin Donuts.
7) Our flag is original, no other country has a leaf on their flag. How many countries do you see with stars/or stripes on their flags?
8) There are more hot Canadians per hundred than there are hot Americans per thousand.
9) We don't have to buy our drinking water from other countries.
10) Acceptance. Canada was the first country in the world to allow homosexual couples to marry, the second to give female equality, and the first to have more than one national language
11) We have the BEST chocolate: Smarties, Crispy Crunch. Coffee Crisp, Oh Henry, Mr.Big
12) Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
13) The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest Company.
14) We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
15) Our currency is colourful!
Win.
Habitat.skater.69
12-27-2007, 02:40 PM
University is cheaper
younger sexual consent age(14 where I live)
Can drink at 19
Not all of Canada is cold, I live in Victoria, and its like 9 degrees celsius, and now snow right now.
In waaaaaaaayy less federal debt, than the US.
SkateboarderOI
12-27-2007, 05:19 PM
Honestly, I could care less
sandmaster
12-27-2007, 07:19 PM
canada+hockey=pwn i live in michigan and i know this
HigH-FloW
12-27-2007, 07:27 PM
hockey
pmskate721
12-28-2007, 11:07 AM
i dont like hockey. too cold
sk83r101
12-28-2007, 11:36 AM
University is cheaper
younger sexual consent age(14 where I live)
Can drink at 19
Not all of Canada is cold, I live in Victoria, and its like 9 degrees celsius, and now snow right now.
In waaaaaaaayy less federal debt, than the US.
you can have sex at 14 and drink at 19!?!? sweeeeeeeeeeeet!
Habitat.skater.69
12-28-2007, 11:38 AM
I noez
Zero_The_Rida
12-29-2007, 08:42 PM
I'd be fucking some hoe and be drinking beer if the sex age was 14 fuck yeah!!!!
Choizy
12-30-2007, 01:56 AM
I noez
Isn't life in Canada grand?
Reppin hick town Chatham!
Varial_360
12-30-2007, 09:26 AM
Choizy, i am originally from Chatham. Where you live?..chatham skate park is relaly cool
Habitat.skater.69
12-30-2007, 10:33 AM
Sorry, but where the fuck is Chatham.
Gibson_SG
12-30-2007, 07:46 PM
The whole fricken world hates America
Cananda does have a strong military, just not as big as the American.
most of the world hates us...
Fudopi
12-30-2007, 07:49 PM
America is THE fattest country.
Habitat.skater.69
12-31-2007, 12:20 PM
fo sho, Houston Texas
Varial_360
12-31-2007, 12:26 PM
Your moms the fattest country.
Fail, but choizy, answer me.
Habitat.skater.69
12-31-2007, 12:27 PM
Your moms the fattest country.
Fail, but choizy, answer me.
Where is Chatham Varial?
Varial_360
12-31-2007, 01:09 PM
Lemme try and find a map.
Varial_360
12-31-2007, 01:10 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatham-Kent,_Ontario[
In the red
Habitat.skater.69
12-31-2007, 01:17 PM
Ok thanks Im a westener I don't know these things. How old were you when you moved to America?
Varial_360
12-31-2007, 01:48 PM
5.
Choizy
03-05-2008, 12:45 PM
Your moms the fattest country.
Fail, but choizy, answer me.
I live near CK Secondary School.
BlinD SkY
02-28-2010, 08:13 AM
for the army we are the strongest army with vehicules ... 2nd Quality > quantity
and USA does sucks , here there,s more of everytinhg and theres no yio shit gansta man yio wanna fight? up here it's only good people ;)
cornh0lio
02-28-2010, 08:36 AM
That 84% of the American population are obese. I know for a fact thats it's in the 80% region. Uhmm, Canadians are good at hockey. Our people are more tame then americans. Our government isn't lying about 9/11, (If you believe in that haha).Uhm... I guess that's all I can think of right now. Not to mention Detroit is a dangerous place and ironically a capital. We didn't have war in a long time.
America however, has a better football players. Better prices on products. Better army (even though we are allies). Uhmmm... I ono.
Although I (L) both countries! :)
Canada and USA are becoming closer than ever. If there's a huge mishap in Canada, American troops are allowed to cross the boarder and assist the Canadians. Don't even get me started on 9/11, that shit is ridiculous.
Ryusuke
03-04-2010, 07:30 PM
Suddenly Canada is the best country in the world
vBulletin® v3.8.2, Copyright ©2000-2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.