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dain84
03-14-2006, 10:08 PM
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest *****" he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

spanky_dan
03-14-2006, 10:10 PM
I didn't laugh.

Black&White
03-14-2006, 10:11 PM
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha that was great nice one

dain84
03-14-2006, 10:11 PM
No dude, HE'S 23 AND IN THE THIRD GRADE!!!!!! BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!!!!!!!!! AHAHAA

shampoo
03-14-2006, 10:11 PM
I'm stunned.

The whole way through, I predicted the outcome...

Only to be amazed by the sheer hilarity of the stereotypes suggested, and black kids failing "a few grades"....

God damn, that sounded like a New York Times review....

spanky_dan
03-14-2006, 10:30 PM
No dude, HE'S 23 AND IN THE THIRD GRADE!!!!!! BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!!!!!!!!! AHAHAA

I got that bit, just.....I don't know.......I kinda laughed inside but it wasn't that big.

magic mushroom
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
lol.

unwritten law
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
i chuckled

Kenman12543
03-14-2006, 10:36 PM
"el oh el". thats was pretty funny.

mr.jackass
03-14-2006, 11:13 PM
i love racist jokes

stupidname
03-15-2006, 12:06 AM
What do you call a black priest???


HOLY SHIT :smile: yo thread just got jacked YO

Steezy_Eric
03-15-2006, 03:48 AM
hahahaha. Nice one, dain.

FG Haze
03-15-2006, 04:10 AM
that was alright... pretty easy to guess what was going to happen though.

feel_good
03-15-2006, 10:32 AM
LOL! whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? give up? a pizza can feed a family of 5!

why doesn't mexico do well in the olympics? any mexican who can run, jump or swim is already over the border!!!!!

i've got tons.

hiphop_skater
03-15-2006, 10:36 AM
isnt a black priest called a priest?

farlee
03-15-2006, 11:24 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

farlee
03-15-2006, 11:25 AM
why wasnt jesus born in mexico.........

they couldnt find a virgin and 3 wise men

R1deKinK
03-15-2006, 11:47 AM
^good one.

Why dont mexicans like blow jobs?

It has the word job in it.



What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.



Why are blacks getting stronger?

TVs are getting bigger.

Angel salazar
03-15-2006, 11:51 AM
lol hahahaha some of these are good, the mexican ones kill

feel_good
03-15-2006, 11:53 AM
^good one.


Why dosent mexico have an olympic team?

Because all the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim, are in the US.

um, yeah.... i just told that one like 3 posts above you....

R1deKinK
03-15-2006, 11:55 AM
um, yeah.... i just told that one like 3 posts above you....

Godammit.

there, i changed em.

Crispy
03-15-2006, 12:04 PM
That was pretty funny.

The_Clash911
03-15-2006, 12:06 PM
What do you call a black priest???


HOLY SHIT :smile: yo thread just got jacked YO
A black priest you racist fuck.

Daltonmc
03-15-2006, 12:11 PM
Dain's joke was ok, But the mexican ones are great. I have some very deep, rude feelings about mexicans.

Kenman12543
03-15-2006, 12:13 PM
What do you call a black priest???


HOLY SHIT :smile: yo thread just got jacked YO
your not funny you racist bitch.

R1deKinK
03-15-2006, 12:22 PM
Dain's joke was ok, But the mexican ones are great. I have some very deep, rude feelings about mexicans.

You dont like them, eh?


How do you find the richest mexican in a town?

Drop a penny, and the first one that picks it up is the richest.



How do you kill a mexican?

Throw a quarter off a cliff.


Why do mexican want you to buy clear garbage bags?

So they can window shop.

Daltonmc
03-15-2006, 12:31 PM
Haha, those were great.

MasterOfFlippery
03-15-2006, 03:04 PM
I've heard that before. Still funny.

feel_good
03-15-2006, 03:10 PM
your not funny you racist bitch.

dude, stop whining. i don't give a "shizzle" if you make fun of white people.

FuttBucker
03-15-2006, 03:13 PM
youre gay..ive seen that jokes before because i searched on google for black jokes..you stole it..NEGA REP

stupidname
03-15-2006, 03:18 PM
A black priest you racist fuck.

wait so everyone else can post racist jokes but i cant? thats racist right there. just cause im asian.

nirvana12
03-15-2006, 03:23 PM
HAH! nice one dain. i liked the mexican jokes also

eatumsisadouche
03-15-2006, 07:58 PM
sorry if there's any reposts
i got tons of them


What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
what do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break

Why do Mexicans wear pointy shoes?
So they can climb fences better

A black man and a Mexican are sitting in a car, whose driving?
A cop

How do you starve a black guy?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What’s the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A bench can support a family

What’s the most confusing day in Compton?
Father’s day

Why are black people so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail

How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them

How do u know if an Asian robbed your house?
Your homework’s done, computers upgraded and they're still trying to back out of the driveway

What’s the national anthem of Cuba?
Row, Row, Row your boat

What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew with a coupon


what’s the object of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.

dain84
03-15-2006, 08:03 PM
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
what do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break
HAHAHAHAH

A77A96
03-16-2006, 12:42 AM
lol good deciving joke, made me piss myself lol

Cold Shoulder
03-16-2006, 05:45 PM
I didnt think it was funny

Airblaster
03-16-2006, 05:52 PM
heh pretty good.

Roboman
03-16-2006, 07:40 PM
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
what do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jail break

I laughed so hard at that one.

How do u know if an Asian robbed your house?
Your homework’s done, computers upgraded and they're still trying to back out of the driveway

And that one.