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dain84
03-14-2006, 08:50 PM
Does anyone else hate it when you're completely bent over, like a fucking contortionist sucking your own *****, you're about to jizz in your own mouth, and then YOUR DAD'S GIRLFRIEND walks in?

I, for one, I am sick of this happening OVER AND OVER AGAIN and will have to get a locking doorknob.

R1deKinK
03-14-2006, 08:51 PM
You can suck your own dick? Teach me.

Skaterdude
03-14-2006, 08:52 PM
Yeah but it REALLY sucks when its your grandma that walks in on you

Black&White
03-14-2006, 08:54 PM
nah i dont know how you feel sorry ive never tried sucking myself off

shampoo
03-14-2006, 08:57 PM
I told you you're not allowed to do that, son.

Rep me for my new sig, made it with paint...I have good paint skills...

spanky_dan
03-14-2006, 09:00 PM
I know how you feel.

I bet you were expecting silver writing which would say "not" but it actually has happened to me

.................................................. ........................................not

dain84
03-14-2006, 09:52 PM
Well this topic exploded in the hangar.

mr.jackass
03-14-2006, 10:09 PM
its worst when your sister walks in with a video cam

riskitforabiscuit
03-15-2006, 12:52 AM
Oh, oh, oh Ha ha ha ha ha...
I am not trying to seduce you
When I dance they call me Macarena
And the boys they say que soy buena
They all want me, they can't have me
So they all come and dance beside me
Move with me, chant with me
And if you're good I'll take you home with me

* Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Hey, Macarena
(repeat 2X)

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend
He's a boy whose name is Vittorino
I don't want him, couldn't stand him
He was no good so I ... ha ha ha
Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
He was out of town and his two friends were sooo fine

(repeat chorus twice)

I am not trying to seduce you Macarena, Macarena...

(repeat chorus 2X)

Come and find me, my name is Macarena
I'm always at the party
Con las chicas que estan buenas
Come join me, dance with me
And all you fellows chant along with me

(repeat chorus 5x -till the end-)

nefarious
03-15-2006, 01:00 AM
DOn't get caught?

StarcraftLedZeppelin
03-15-2006, 01:48 AM
So pPl cAn suck theMself off?

FG Haze
03-15-2006, 03:22 AM
Does anyone else hate it when you're completely bent over, like a fucking contortionist sucking your own *****, you're about to jizz in your own mouth, and then YOUR DAD'S GIRLFRIEND walks in?

I, for one, I am sick of this happening OVER AND OVER AGAIN and will have to get a locking doorknob.

lucky flexible bastard...

btw is that the same gf your dad was fucking the other day?
phyche.

Ozie
03-15-2006, 03:36 AM
Does anyone else hate it when you're completely bent over, like a fucking contortionist sucking your own *****, you're about to jizz in your own mouth, and then YOUR DAD'S GIRLFRIEND walks in?

I, for one, I am sick of this happening OVER AND OVER AGAIN and will have to get a locking doorknob.

all you need to do is wait by your door, when she walks in again...move your mouth and jet her in the FACE!!

dain84
03-15-2006, 06:21 AM
Ha, I can't believe how many people thought I was serious.

THIS IS SPAM DIPSHITS.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
03-15-2006, 06:52 PM
Ha, I can't believe how many people thought I was serious.

THIS IS SPAM DIPSHITS.
So pPl cAn suck theMself off?

note my hidden message?

The_Clash911
03-15-2006, 06:53 PM
Oh yeah..Welll uhh your mom gets more meat than dinner bell!