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SkateElemental
03-13-2006, 03:47 PM
Have you ever been born with some kind of illness, physical disability, mental disability, or anything like that? If you were, post what it is and what happens with it and how it affects you.

ADHD: Attention Deficate Hyper-Active Disorder. It makes me go really hyper, and I can't focus on work or anything like that.

Pulminary Vulvular Stenoesis: One of my heart valves is too small, and blood can't travel through my body fast enough. I'm a very good and endurant athlete, but I can get tired really fast sometimes.

Post your stuff and discussions.

Pool
03-13-2006, 03:47 PM
My skateboard.

Daltonmc
03-13-2006, 03:49 PM
Tremendously good looks:
Gets me all the ladies


Extremely curly hair:
Very hard to brush


My life is tough.

MasterOfFlippery
03-13-2006, 03:49 PM
Ugliness.Small penisness.
Sigh
I'm asian

SkateElemental
03-13-2006, 03:51 PM
I was hoping more in the physical, mental, sicknesses, and disorders...

R1deKinK
03-13-2006, 03:51 PM
Ugliness.Small penisness.
Sigh
I'm asian

Hahahaha.

Hair with weirdass cowlicks
Asthma
Allergys
Really crooked teeth

MasterOfFlippery
03-13-2006, 03:52 PM
Hahahaha.

Hair with weirdass cowlicks
Asthma
Allergys
Really crooked teeth

Oh yeah mine are crooked too, just not that crooked.

Crispy
03-13-2006, 04:00 PM
A crooked penis.

givehugsnotdrugs
03-13-2006, 04:00 PM
Extreme laziness.


Oh, and allergies.

MasterOfFlippery
03-13-2006, 04:02 PM
And Bad Vision

go team ramrod
03-13-2006, 04:04 PM
black penis white body

KickFlip65
03-13-2006, 04:04 PM
i Have Acid Reflux...yea,it sucks

FuttBucker
03-13-2006, 04:08 PM
A crooked penis.
haha that made me laugh cause my shit curves up


O-)

nirvana12
03-13-2006, 04:14 PM
my mom cut my umblical cord herself. well on the second try. the first time she cut my penis in half and the sewed it on upside down. which is why i pee up

Daltonmc
03-13-2006, 04:17 PM
Good job on quoting something from a gay ass movie!

FuttBucker
03-13-2006, 04:17 PM
my mom cut my umblical cord herself. well on the second try. the first time she cut my penis in half and the sewed it on upside down. which is why i pee up
from a movie/10

HaGGs
03-13-2006, 04:19 PM
Adhd

feel_good
03-13-2006, 04:22 PM
ADD isn't real. you can't convince me it is. whiny, hyperactive little brats just need some self-controll and an ass-whoopin'.

nirvana12
03-13-2006, 04:25 PM
no duh it was from scary movie 3. chill out people
gay ass movie? i thought it was funny

SoHereIAm
03-13-2006, 04:28 PM
A mind to rhyme and two hype feet


naw, but really there's nothing really special about me
I'm double jointed at the elbow and my toenails grow really fast?
(which is nasty)

SkateElemental
03-13-2006, 04:32 PM
not backwards or forwards, but i can bend my ring finger 90 degrees sideways! My friends think its disgusting.

Mr Evil Guy
03-13-2006, 04:33 PM
I was born with some weird ear infection and had it operated on. My hearing is around average, but just a little bit lower than the average person.

I have pretty big hands and am double-jointed in my left thumb. I can lock up my fingers and only bend the front joint on each finger ( so the finger is straight until you get to the joint right behind the nail, and I can bend that 90 degrees with the rest of the finger is straight).

Crispy
03-13-2006, 04:47 PM
My mom explained to me that some women are born with crooked vaginas. And some men are born with crooked penises. My mom has a crooked vagina, and my dad has a crooked penis and I was just thinking how hilarious it would look like if they had sex. Besides for the fact that they are my parents, but it would be funny to see my dad hooking it in from the right.

dain84
03-13-2006, 04:49 PM
retarded eyes that can't look into other people's eyes
ADD
Possibly have bipolar disorder
crappy hair

Daltonmc
03-13-2006, 04:51 PM
ADD isn't real. you can't convince me it is. whiny, hyperactive little brats just need some self-controll and an ass-whoopin'.

That made me sad. I have ADD......

Twinskate
03-13-2006, 04:54 PM
bad vision, messed up hair, my brother...

Popwar Pill
03-13-2006, 04:59 PM
migranes
depression
i think im a sczho(sp)
ADD

Valo Negroth
03-13-2006, 05:04 PM
love for gothic girls

and a silver spoon in my ass

FG Haze
03-13-2006, 05:05 PM
im a manic... no, just kidding, i just like to say that because it gives my funny personality reasoning.

horses were all born hung like i am..


and thats about it.

I(path)Skate PoPwAr
03-13-2006, 05:20 PM
skating mongo

skatetogetby
03-13-2006, 05:52 PM
I was born with brown colored eyes, then they changed to one blue, one green and the left one changes all the time...

unwritten law
03-13-2006, 05:57 PM
my eyes change too, sometimes green sometimes blue, i was born with terrible eye sight

yekcim
03-13-2006, 06:03 PM
my neck twitches sometimes. i think its pretty funny.

asthma, allergies, fucked up teeth, odd hair color(reddish brownish blondish), short, uhhh idk anymore.

ohh yeah, i was born with 2 eyes, 10 fingers and toes, 2 hands, 2 testicles, one penis, 2 lungs, etc.

unwritten law
03-13-2006, 06:10 PM
my neck twitches sometimes. i think its pretty funny.

asthma, allergies, fucked up teeth, odd hair color(reddish brownish blondish), short, uhhh idk anymore.

ohh yeah, i was born with 2 eyes, 10 fingers and toes, 2 hands, 2 testicles, one penis, 2 lungs, etc.
that so... weird

Sierra
03-13-2006, 06:10 PM
double jointed at the knees..flexibility
My left blue eye is bright blue while the other is sea blue

Rhythman
03-13-2006, 06:11 PM
Crooked penis (not a lot)
Allergies
Bad Vision
My hearing isn't that good (Maybe because I'm a musician)...

MasterOfFlippery
03-13-2006, 06:33 PM
But mostly for me bad vision.
And small penisness.

feel_good
03-13-2006, 06:42 PM
i'm lucky. 20-20 vision, perfect hearing, no "ADD", above average sized shwongo and i'm nice and white (kidding). but i have curly ass hair that i hate.

SmaShitUp87
03-13-2006, 06:47 PM
Really fucked up teeth - braces fixed this.
Shitty vision - glasses since I was 5.
Small, bony body frame - never fully filled out.
Addictive personality - If I do somthing that makes me feel good or that I enjoy, I wont stop doing it. (which can be really bad)

mr.jackass
03-13-2006, 06:48 PM
im born with hairless legs

GetWrecked77
03-13-2006, 06:49 PM
i have adhd, i pretty much have all the symptoms still. impulsiveness, i can't pay attention, i don't think about shit before i do it, etc...

feel_good
03-13-2006, 06:50 PM
oh, yeah, i forgot. i was born with the most janky-ass teeth in the world, but its been so long i hardly remember.

The_Clash911
03-13-2006, 07:02 PM
My mom explained to me that some women are born with crooked vaginas. And some men are born with crooked penises. My mom has a crooked vagina, and my dad has a crooked penis and I was just thinking how hilarious it would look like if they had sex. Besides for the fact that they are my parents, but it would be funny to see my dad hooking it in from the right.If that wasnt so big.Id sig it.Enjoy the rep.

SHIFTY
03-13-2006, 07:15 PM
I have had ADHD since i was born i have stupid heart murmors and ( i dont even know what the hell a heart murmor is)

R1deKinK
03-13-2006, 07:37 PM
I have had ADHD since i was born i have stupid heart murmors and ( i dont even know what the hell a heart murmor is)

Isnt that when your heart skips beats or somthing?

mogwai
03-13-2006, 08:21 PM
I got a spot above my belly button, and i always thought of it as like "hey I got a spot above my belly button"... And then when my niece was born, she has one in the exact same place and all, pretty neat, I suppose

subculture2
03-13-2006, 08:31 PM
double jointed at the knees..flexibility
My left blue eye is bright blue while the other is sea blue

mgomogmogmogmogmogm@!!!!u are flexible gimme t3h sex man!!!!!if u can bend ur body and are flexible,god kwnos all the sex moves we can perform on each 0ther!

FuttBucker
03-13-2006, 08:51 PM
My mom explained to me that some women are born with crooked vaginas. And some men are born with crooked penises. My mom has a crooked vagina, and my dad has a crooked penis and I was just thinking how hilarious it would look like if they had sex. Besides for the fact that they are my parents, but it would be funny to see my dad hooking it in from the right.
in all my life of porno watching..i have yet to see a crooked vagina..seen crooked penises, but NOT crooked vaginas

mugg
03-13-2006, 09:33 PM
i was born with the name dustin davis

my nickame is dustin dollin, and everyone (EVERYONE, even my own mother) calls me dustin dollin. mom - "hey dustin dollin, go take out the garbage." friends- "hey dustin dollin, wanna skate today?: etc etc

notaskateaholic
03-13-2006, 10:31 PM
born extremely gnarly.

A77A96
03-14-2006, 12:42 AM
i have an abnormaly large penis. na jokes uhhh i've got like a deep chest so sometimes i run out of breath real quick

nefarious
03-14-2006, 12:43 AM
I know it may seem wierd.. but i was born with two arms. YOU HEARD ME, TWO

Roboman
03-14-2006, 01:52 AM
I was born with the ability to draw almost anything... and the ability to learn how to walk, without ever falling over! HA!

Hitman47
03-14-2006, 06:41 AM
a few moles and one stupid tooth

farlee
03-14-2006, 06:50 AM
perfect vision, near perfect teeth, and a black mans penis

tormenex
03-14-2006, 06:56 AM
was born with crs


can't remember shit

Christian_Skater
03-14-2006, 07:30 AM
You might not believe this but I was born with only one nipple ..the nipple on my left side is normal but I don't have a chest muscle at all on the right side ..just ask Notice-Of-Eviction

dingle
03-14-2006, 12:51 PM
I have a clitoris in my arm pit.

Bill Cosby
03-14-2006, 01:51 PM
Small heart murmur.

~!POINTLESS!~
03-14-2006, 04:31 PM
Small heart murmur.

k wel umm my mom sed i had a heart murmer wen i was a baby and i think i stil have it now

for u duz ur heart hert for a few beats? (sometimes just 1 or up to like 3)... cuz thats wut hapens to me it doesnt hapen too often tho

feel_good
03-14-2006, 09:46 PM
i have a hairy birthmark on my ankle thats just under dime-size.

Skaterdude
03-14-2006, 09:56 PM
Migraines
Bad vision (gotta wear glasses)
Extreme lack of intelligence (I.E. retardation)

Kenman12543
03-14-2006, 10:34 PM
i was born *sighs* the color of the night... BLACK!

stupidname
03-15-2006, 12:24 AM
i was born with a hatred for mankind. No bullshit

nefarious
03-15-2006, 01:01 AM
Small heart murmur.
ditto and i sposedly had a hernia..

StarcraftLedZeppelin
03-15-2006, 04:02 AM
i was born with a faulty apendix, it ruptured 17 years into my life.

the tweetster
03-15-2006, 07:57 AM
You might not believe this but I was born with only one nipple ..the nipple on my left side is normal but I don't have a chest muscle at all on the right side ..just ask Notice-Of-Eviction
yeah it looks like he got shot

ALMOSTJsk8ter
03-15-2006, 09:23 AM
i was born *sighs* the color of the night... BLACK!lolz

MasterOfFlippery
03-15-2006, 04:43 PM
Oh yeah I was born with an extremely small penis. I don't think I metnioned this yet.

It's not fair. Why do asians have small penises?

Kenman12543
03-15-2006, 04:46 PM
Oh yeah I was born with an extremely small penis. I don't think I metnioned this yet.

It's not fair. Why do asians have small penises?you and me are complete opposites. im black and i have rather large penis.

spencboi
03-15-2006, 06:18 PM
for me:
Double Jointness in my hands
esp (basically, i can do cool shit with my mind)
and t3h $k@t3b0@rDing $l<ills!

BandagedSkater
03-15-2006, 06:26 PM
retarded eyes that can't look into other people's eyes
ADD
Possibly have bipolar disorder
crappy hair
you forgot your aids

Lamb of steve
03-19-2006, 06:06 AM
i have weird nipples

Skate_blind_2011
03-19-2006, 09:37 AM
I was born with ADHD as well

Daltonmc
03-19-2006, 09:49 AM
i was born *sighs* the color of the night... BLACK!


ME TOO!

curb_surfer
03-19-2006, 09:52 AM
i wasnt born with anything serious but i did have jornders

thefletch13
03-19-2006, 11:44 AM
Flat feet

ADIOskater097
03-19-2006, 01:09 PM
i got this cowlick right in the front of my head so my hair stands up right in the front. its hard to keep it under controll

fuzzballofdoom
03-19-2006, 06:25 PM
i have weird nipples
ahahahahah its so true

ive got athsma...nothing else really wrong

zetnie
03-19-2006, 06:27 PM
my mom cut my umblical cord herself. well on the second try. the first time she cut my penis in half and the sewed it on upside down. which is why i pee up
]

scary movie 3

JerseySucks
03-19-2006, 06:39 PM
slight asthma even though I'm an excellent runner and soccer player
allergies, effects my eyes mostly
eye sight that was 20/20 and all of a sudden got very bad
my pinks dont go straight, they are sort of webbed to my ring fingers.

other than that, pretty normal...

dain84
03-19-2006, 06:52 PM
I was born with only ten toes.

JerseySucks
03-19-2006, 07:05 PM
I was born with only ten toes.
and you were also born with the ability to not be funny.

Marevix
03-19-2006, 08:07 PM
I was born with somewhat messed up teeth. My canine teeth are unusually sharp. I have also been pwning people since the age of three, but that is more of an adaptation on my part.

givehugsnotdrugs
03-19-2006, 08:10 PM
I have also been pwning people since the age of three, but that is more of an adaptation on my part.

Bitch, shut your mouth. Looking words up on dictionary.com isn't pwning anyone.

Don't you have some games to steal or something?

norwegianskater92
03-19-2006, 08:13 PM
allergies and asthma

Element DC Dude
03-19-2006, 08:48 PM
A black eye

Galmeister
03-21-2006, 03:01 PM
A 12 incher

SkateElemental
03-21-2006, 03:26 PM
you forgot your aids
Your not funny.

nogoodskater
03-21-2006, 03:43 PM
I get great grades and honors, but I am quite certain I have ADD. I honestly can't pay attention for more than 20 seconds in class.

baldeagleofdoom
03-22-2006, 05:42 PM
i have weird nipples

hahahaha he really does:-L :-L :-L :-L :-

DoctorVolcom
03-22-2006, 05:45 PM
I was born with a Vagina and a Weener.