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shampoo
03-12-2006, 01:10 AM
(Feel free to join in)

I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
One look from you and I would fall from grace
And that would wipe this smile right from my face

Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidence arose from circumstance
One thing lead to another we were young
And we would scream together songs unsung

[Chorus:]
It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
Heat of the moment shone in your eyes

Fizzy
03-12-2006, 03:19 AM
la di da la la dum de dum.....

StarcraftLedZeppelin
03-12-2006, 03:32 AM
sugar wee gohing dowen la luu lee aah.

nefarious
03-12-2006, 03:47 AM
Old godzilla was hoppin around
tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
godzilla got pissed and began to attack
ut didn't expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceded to poen up a can of shaq fu
when aaron carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up shaqiel o'neil
then htey both got flattened by the bat mobile
but before he could makei tb akc ot hte bat cave
abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an ak47 form under his hat
and blew batman away with a ratatat
but he ran out of bullets and ran away
cause optimus prime came to save the day

*next person here*

Hitman47
03-12-2006, 03:49 AM
..ti ri ta la tam..

Charlie_Major
03-12-2006, 03:57 AM
Old godzilla was hoppin around
tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
godzilla got pissed and began to attack
ut didn't expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceded to poen up a can of shaq fu
when aaron carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up shaqiel o'neil
then htey both got flattened by the bat mobile
but before he could makei tb akc ot hte bat cave
abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an ak47 form under his hat
and blew batman away with a ratatat
but he ran out of bullets and ran away
cause optimus prime came to save the day

*next person here*

Kim possible flipped about
And a naked mole rat did scream and shout
She kicked abraham lincoln right in the face
And that was that end of the case.

But Homer Jay wasnt over yet
Got out a gun and shot that pet
And Ron was crying on the floor
But homer fell asleep cos he was mighty bored
Ron got out his big black stick
And whacked that homer left right and a kick!

Marge oh she couldnt stop crying
So Lisa came and Bart she was flying
Godzilla got sick of the silly yellow family
So he stomped them all, oh what a tradgedy.
The carttons was just a big pile of soot
One big mess upon his foot.

*Next person here*

nefarious
03-12-2006, 03:59 AM
Kim possible flipped about
And a naked mole rat did scream and shout
She kicked abraham lincoln right in the face
And that was that end of the case.

But Homer Jay wasnt over yet
Got out a gun and shot that pet
And Ron was crying on the floor
But homer fell asleep cos he was mighty bored
Ron got out his big black stick
And whacked that homer left right and a kick!

Marge oh she couldnt stop crying
So Lisa came and Bart she was flying
Godzilla got sick of the silly yellow family
So he stomped them all, oh what a tradgedy.
The carttons was just a big pile of soot
One big mess upon his foot.

*Next person here*
I was working in the lab and late one night
when my eyes beheere eery sight
for my monster frommy lab began to rise
and to my suprise

*next person*

Charlie_Major
03-12-2006, 04:04 AM
I was working in the lab and late one night
when my eyes beheere eery sight
for my monster frommy lab began to rise
and to my suprise

*next person*

One massive blue god did rise.
I give you wishes a 3.
What ever you want whatever it may be

So i turned to him and said
I want that bitch of a wife, fuckin dead.
And with a click a clap
A snappy snap snap
That bitch was screaming on her bed

I want a woman biggest tits there can be
I fine arse thats the one for me

*Next person*

FG Haze
03-12-2006, 04:59 AM
holy shit... and poo said i made too many threads!

Pathtek4
03-12-2006, 05:16 AM
I'm ever/rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

Crispy
03-12-2006, 06:01 AM
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar;
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.

Ya murio la cucaracha,
Ya la llevan a enterrar,
Entre cuatro zopilotes
Y un raton de sacristan.

Con las barbas de Carranza,
Voy a hacer una toquilla,
Pa' ponersela al sombrero
De su padre Pancho Villa.

Un panadero fue a misa,
No encontrando que rezar,
Le pidio a la Virgen pura,
Marijuana pa' fumar.

Una cosa me da risa:
Pancho Villa sin camisa;
Ya se van los carrancistas
Porque vienen los villistas.

Para sarapes, Saltillo;
Chihuahua para soldados;
Para mujeres, Jalisco;
Para amar, toditos lados.

FG Haze
03-12-2006, 06:04 AM
Frère Jacques,
Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines,
Sonnez les matines,
Ding, dang, dong!
Ding, dang, dong!





fee fi fo shizzle

kag123
03-12-2006, 09:54 AM
aberham lincon was a dirty old man
he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand
he said "excuse me ladies im doing my dutie, so pull down your pants and give me some booty"

stupidname
03-12-2006, 11:13 AM
kag123 called me gay, whats the basis
he is not cool he is a racist
he also is a bitch,why was he born
there must have been a glitch,or the condom was worn.

JK

pain.
03-12-2006, 11:16 AM
kyles moms a bitch
shes a big fat bitch
shes the biggest fat bitch in the whole wide world

MullenSucks
03-12-2006, 11:21 AM
They Did The Mash!

Stealing People's Mail
03-12-2006, 01:41 PM
Pool party baby
It was a cool party
Cool pool party
La la la la

hardlife
03-12-2006, 01:42 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay12.jpg

pain.
03-12-2006, 01:44 PM
the kkk took my baby away
they took her away
away from me
the kkk took my baby away
they took my girl
they took my baby away

Hairy Johnson
03-12-2006, 03:45 PM
I so made this thread along time ago! Way to bring it back! I have this song on my self phone...I never meant to be so bad to you.. One thing I said that I would never do...One look from you and I would fall from grace, and that would wipe the smile rite from my faceeeee it was the heat of the moment, telling me what your heart meant the heat of the moment shown in your eyes!!

SmaShitUp87
03-12-2006, 04:26 PM
They smoked the monster hash!

Roboman
03-12-2006, 04:51 PM
It was gone in a flash!

SkateElemental
03-12-2006, 05:53 PM
im here for a rap coz im a dick
and thats why i can get the chick
but ill screw you over with one little flick
coz thats the way of life for a hic.

chillin with riches just has such cool
i love being here swimmin in the pool
to not do this you have to be a fool,
that or your gonna have to wrap your tool, coz

im the sexy man that comes your way
so that we can laugh and talk all day
touched with love with a suns ray
we'll watch the sun set on the dock of the bay.

this is for the one that i love too much,
that one great girl that i love to touch
if i break my bones, you are my crutch,
and that is because i love you so much.

stupidname
03-12-2006, 05:58 PM
that was so gay, richard simmons looks straight compared to that shit.

Hairy Johnson
03-12-2006, 06:25 PM
that was so gay, richard simmons looks straight compared to that shit.
You are so gay, richard simmons looks straight compared to you cute guy.

kag123
03-12-2006, 06:44 PM
i have a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves. and this is how it goes.....i have a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves. and this is how it goes.....i have a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves. and this is how it goes.....i have a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves. and this is how it goes.....i have a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves. and this is how it goes.....i have a song that gets on everybodys nerves, everybodys nerves,everybodys nerves. and this is how it goes..... LOLZ!

shampoo
03-12-2006, 08:23 PM
Heat Of The Mooooment!

ShotOnSite
03-12-2006, 08:25 PM
Go Asia...

The band, not the chinks...

nefarious
03-14-2006, 01:39 AM
Heat of the mooooommmment
heat of the moooooommmeeennnt
good guys bad guys and explosions
heat of hte mooooment
the fight for ultimate destiny
*next person*

Pathtek4
03-14-2006, 02:28 AM
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me

nefarious
03-14-2006, 02:30 AM
So i said "fiddle dee dee"

riskitforabiscuit
03-14-2006, 03:40 AM
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
There's too many places I haven't seen
And if I stayed here with you, now
Things just wouldn't be the same
Well I'm as free as a bird now,
And a bird you can not change.
And a bird you can not change.
And a bird you can not change.
Lord knows I can't change

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
And though this feeling I can't change.
Please don't take it badly,
The Lord knows I'm to blame.
And, if I stayed here with you now
Things just wouldn't be the same.
For I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And the bird you can not change.
And the bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
03-14-2006, 04:54 AM
I've got something to say, I raped your mother today.

ckyminus12
03-14-2006, 05:11 AM
hinkle finkle dinkle do

The_crow
03-14-2006, 05:13 AM
Weve got another riddle for you..