Ow!

[os6ir9is]

i just masterbated and my hand hurts like a mother fucker. any help fo this?

[Mr Evil Guy]

Damn, you're just extremely bored tonight aren't you?

[os6ir9is]

Damn, you're just extremely bored tonight aren't you?

yeah i was stoned and slept all day. now im trying to go one night without halo but its not working so between games im coming here lol.
this is the most i have ever been here.

[Mr Evil Guy]

So I've noticed. You're on some thread-making spree.

[os6ir9is]

i dont know i just keep making threads of what comes into my head

[shampoo]

Use the other hand. Or your mouth...

[SmaShitUp87]

OMG Im watching Braveheart but its on that weak ass Bravo channel so its all edited.

[shampoo]

OMG Im watching Braveheart but its on that weak ass Bravo channel so its all edited.

Censorship FREEDOM!!!!

[spanky_dan]

Stop playing Halo for a while, if that's possible.

[os6ir9is]

i just played halo for a hour and now im back

[shampoo]

Let's see...you chose masturbation over Halo...

I think you need to re-prioritize your habits to quit.

[os6ir9is]

i didnt choose masterbation over halo i just wanted to know why my hand hurt

[Visible Fart]

You have HIV. That's why your hand hurts. Save some time and kill yourself now.

[xCxCxHx]

You have HIV. That's why your hand hurts. Save some time and kill yourself now.

That's no good

[Steezy_Eric]

and buy "hand", you meant to say "penis", right?

[nefarious]

Go to a second hand shop

ZING

[blunt fakie]

Go to a second hand shop

ZING

There is a god.










































the only cure is masturbation.

[FG Haze]

go jump into a freezer.

it really does work.

[os6ir9is]

and buy "hand", you meant to say "penis", right?

um no it was my hand

[Crispy]

Maybe you overworked it. Were you going hard? I suggest you switch hands.

[os6ir9is]

Maybe you overworked it. Were you going hard? I suggest you switch hands.

I need to start switch hitting.

[Crispy]

Maybe you have an allergic reaction to skeet.

[StarcraftLedZeppelin]

i suggest you stop sitting on your hand before you wank off, strangers are fun but you need the hand to function good in life.

[Atreyu]

http://theavatarlab.net/avatarsnicons/random/theboredomfiles/0sperm.gif

[Ryusuke]

I don't use my hands, I just fuck a pillow

[ruckus.]

I don't use my hands, I just fuck a pillow

That works for guys?

[skatetogetby]

That works for girls....?

[Ryusuke]

Using your hands is stupid. It takes to long

[Marevix]

Using your hands is stupid. It takes to long

Fucking a pillow is slow and painful. I know a dude who jacked it with his hand in 1.5 minutes with distractions and bad porno.

[HUnGary_SAmUraI]

UUh, if you masturbated hard enough to hurt your hand you should be more worried about the damage that must have been done to your dick.. ow

[HUnGary_SAmUraI]

Fucking a pillow is slow and painful. I know a dude who jacked it with his hand in 1.5 minutes with distractions and bad porno.


THat's nothing, I took a shit in 1.5 minutes, I wiped and everything

[magic mushroom]

^^^ hahahaha posi

[A77A96]

don't spend 3 hours whacking off? ejaculate quicker? dunno, tiger balm might work

[Stealing People's Mail]

i swear on my life, i've masturbated in under 20 seconds. it was after i hadn't done it in a month. i could do it in under 30 seconds for a solid week, but then i went back to normal.

[oopmahs]

i swear on my life, i've masturbated in under 20 seconds. it was after i hadn't done it in a month. i could do it in under 30 seconds for a solid week, but then i went back to normal.

Normal? As in a full minute?

Well...try not masturbating...maybe alternative methods such as getting a girlfriend and a life.

[Stealing People's Mail]

Normal? As in a full minute?

Well...try not masturbating...maybe alternative methods such as getting a girlfriend and a life.
NO, normal as in.......yea, a full minute.