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os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 11:31 PM
i just masterbated and my hand hurts like a mother fucker. any help fo this?

Mr Evil Guy
03-11-2006, 11:32 PM
Damn, you're just extremely bored tonight aren't you?

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 11:35 PM
Damn, you're just extremely bored tonight aren't you?

yeah i was stoned and slept all day. now im trying to go one night without halo but its not working so between games im coming here lol.
this is the most i have ever been here.

Mr Evil Guy
03-11-2006, 11:39 PM
So I've noticed. You're on some thread-making spree.

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 11:49 PM
i dont know i just keep making threads of what comes into my head

shampoo
03-11-2006, 11:56 PM
Use the other hand. Or your mouth...

SmaShitUp87
03-12-2006, 12:08 AM
OMG Im watching Braveheart but its on that weak ass Bravo channel so its all edited.

shampoo
03-12-2006, 12:09 AM
OMG Im watching Braveheart but its on that weak ass Bravo channel so its all edited.

Censorship FREEDOM!!!!

spanky_dan
03-12-2006, 12:46 AM
Stop playing Halo for a while, if that's possible.

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 12:46 AM
i just played halo for a hour and now im back

shampoo
03-12-2006, 12:48 AM
Let's see...you chose masturbation over Halo...

I think you need to re-prioritize your habits to quit.

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 01:01 AM
i didnt choose masterbation over halo i just wanted to know why my hand hurt

Visible Fart
03-12-2006, 02:31 AM
You have HIV. That's why your hand hurts. Save some time and kill yourself now.

xCxCxHx
03-12-2006, 03:16 AM
You have HIV. That's why your hand hurts. Save some time and kill yourself now.

That's no good

Steezy_Eric
03-12-2006, 03:49 AM
and buy "hand", you meant to say "penis", right?

nefarious
03-12-2006, 03:56 AM
Go to a second hand shop

ZING

blunt fakie
03-12-2006, 04:46 AM
Go to a second hand shop

ZING

There is a god.










































the only cure is masturbation.

FG Haze
03-12-2006, 04:56 AM
go jump into a freezer.

it really does work.

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 06:45 AM
and buy "hand", you meant to say "penis", right?

um no it was my hand

Crispy
03-12-2006, 06:48 AM
Maybe you overworked it. Were you going hard? I suggest you switch hands.

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 06:49 AM
Maybe you overworked it. Were you going hard? I suggest you switch hands.

I need to start switch hitting.

Crispy
03-12-2006, 06:51 AM
Maybe you have an allergic reaction to skeet.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
03-12-2006, 07:24 AM
i suggest you stop sitting on your hand before you wank off, strangers are fun but you need the hand to function good in life.

Atreyu
05-20-2006, 04:10 PM
http://theavatarlab.net/avatarsnicons/random/theboredomfiles/0sperm.gif

Ryusuke
05-20-2006, 04:20 PM
I don't use my hands, I just fuck a pillow

ruckus.
05-20-2006, 05:46 PM
I don't use my hands, I just fuck a pillow

That works for guys?

skatetogetby
05-20-2006, 06:13 PM
That works for girls....?

Ryusuke
05-20-2006, 08:25 PM
Using your hands is stupid. It takes to long

Marevix
05-20-2006, 08:29 PM
Using your hands is stupid. It takes to long

Fucking a pillow is slow and painful. I know a dude who jacked it with his hand in 1.5 minutes with distractions and bad porno.

HUnGary_SAmUraI
05-20-2006, 08:31 PM
UUh, if you masturbated hard enough to hurt your hand you should be more worried about the damage that must have been done to your dick.. ow

HUnGary_SAmUraI
05-20-2006, 08:31 PM
Fucking a pillow is slow and painful. I know a dude who jacked it with his hand in 1.5 minutes with distractions and bad porno.


THat's nothing, I took a shit in 1.5 minutes, I wiped and everything

magic mushroom
05-20-2006, 08:38 PM
^^^ hahahaha posi

A77A96
05-20-2006, 08:39 PM
don't spend 3 hours whacking off? ejaculate quicker? dunno, tiger balm might work

Stealing People's Mail
05-20-2006, 08:41 PM
i swear on my life, i've masturbated in under 20 seconds. it was after i hadn't done it in a month. i could do it in under 30 seconds for a solid week, but then i went back to normal.

oopmahs
05-20-2006, 08:43 PM
i swear on my life, i've masturbated in under 20 seconds. it was after i hadn't done it in a month. i could do it in under 30 seconds for a solid week, but then i went back to normal.

Normal? As in a full minute?

Well...try not masturbating...maybe alternative methods such as getting a girlfriend and a life.

Stealing People's Mail
05-20-2006, 08:45 PM
Normal? As in a full minute?

Well...try not masturbating...maybe alternative methods such as getting a girlfriend and a life.
NO, normal as in.......yea, a full minute.