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PirateDude
03-11-2006, 03:30 PM
today my step bro was ridding his board and he fell off and i laught at him then he accused me of pushing him off when i was like 5 feet away so then i said i dident push u off and he started constantly yelling shut up and i was eating my fries and he really pissed me off so i took em and slammed em right in his face then he got pissed and tried to hit me with his board so i took is and threw it down a hill then he starts screaming for his dad so i said thats right u little pussy go running to ur dad right as his dad came out the door and his dad started screaming at me so i told him to fuck off then he went to get my mom and she sided with me it was so cool and my step dad always listens to her

oh and another story last nite i was hanging out with my gf and my ex's bro showed up and me and him are really good pals so we just mess with each other all the time so he came up to me and goes wtf are u doin here and then i said fuck off then he told me to fuck off so i tackled him and started fiting and pushing each other and shit and my gf thought i dident even know the guy so she was freaking the hell out it was awsome.

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 03:32 PM
My pimp thred was funnier than that

Crispy
03-11-2006, 03:33 PM
You realize there was only one period in the whole two paragraphs. Not only was it not funny at all, I couldnt understand what the fuck you were saying.

PirateDude
03-11-2006, 03:34 PM
fuck u grammer bitch u let english own ur life loser

Slapdown
03-11-2006, 03:34 PM
I understood it, it was just lame as fuck.

Crispy
03-11-2006, 03:36 PM
fuck u grammer bitch u let english own ur life loser

Yea man, im one grammer bitch. English sure does own my life. Dipshit.

Popwar Pill
03-11-2006, 03:40 PM
well your a piece of shit....way to be disrespectful. i hope you get kidnapped.

spanky_dan
03-11-2006, 03:40 PM
Hah....ha...ha.............nup, it's not working for me.

FG Haze
03-11-2006, 03:42 PM
I understood it, it was just lame as fuck.

easily put.

RonsoFromTheDirtySouth
03-11-2006, 03:45 PM
I like ur stephdad story :p

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 03:55 PM
If somethings funny to you its not funny to everyone else, like no offense Slap...but english comdey. Its not funny (well not me cause Im an American, unless you count Shaun of the Dead, that movie was so fucking funney I almost pissed myself)

Your "story" on the other hand is like Russian comedy....which I don't think anyone has ever heard of.

Gunot
03-11-2006, 03:59 PM
can you use more "."s?

yeahyeahyeah
03-11-2006, 04:51 PM
your a jerk, laughing at someone when they fell. no wonder he kept telling you to shut up. And then shoved your french fries in his face.

Bill Cosby
03-11-2006, 07:23 PM
Your "story" on the other hand is like Russian comedy....which I don't think anyone has ever heard of.
Yakof Smirnoff?

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 07:29 PM
How was that funny?

Marevix
03-11-2006, 07:32 PM
fuck u grammer bitch u let english own ur life loser

Proper grammar pwns you, illiterate monolingual mongrel.

HabitatSkater
03-11-2006, 07:51 PM
You're an asshole.

Marevix
03-11-2006, 07:52 PM
You're an asshole.

Just reading this makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Oil crisis!

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 08:01 PM
I still don't see the funny.

Mr Evil Guy
03-11-2006, 08:04 PM
No one will shower you with attention like you were hoping for with this thread. And that shit wasn't funny at all

And please retake grammar class. Reading that made my eyes bleed

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 08:12 PM
^^^aye now something there is funny^^^ choke a bitch lol

mr.jackass
03-11-2006, 08:15 PM
thats bed gramer ashole.lern enlish

pain.
03-11-2006, 08:19 PM
yeah that story was hilarious....j/k

Marevix
03-11-2006, 08:22 PM
thats bed gramer ashole.lern enlish

..Should have been..

That is bad grammar, asshole. Learn English.

In six words, you commited nine grammar errors.

Pound for pound, your grammar is worse. Have a nice day.

yeahyeahyeah
03-11-2006, 08:56 PM
Proper grammar pwns you, illiterate monolingual mongrel.
That should have been...

Proper grammar owns you, illiterate monolingual mongrel.
... You spelled owns wrong. See, you accidently pressed p instead of o.

Marevix
03-11-2006, 09:00 PM
... You spelled owns wrong. See, you accidently pressed p instead of o.

Pwn is, by definition, an entirely different word. Also, the prefix "mono" comes from latin, but you didn't catch that, did you? I have bolded your typo.

HabitatSkater
03-11-2006, 09:05 PM
Pwn is, by definition, an entirely different word. Also, the prefix "mono" comes from latin, but you didn't catch that, did you? I have bolded your typo.
"Pwn" isn't really word in the sense of the english language. It is a slang.

yeahyeahyeah
03-11-2006, 09:08 PM
Pwn is, by definition, an entirely different word. Also, the prefix "mono" comes from latin, but you didn't catch that, did you? I have bolded your typo.
where did you get that defination?
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pwns?
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pwn?

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 09:16 PM
can you explain what was suppose to be funny yet?

^^^oh and pwn only came up 3 times in your search and they were organization abreviations^^^

yeahyeahyeah
03-11-2006, 09:17 PM
can you explain what was suppose to be funny yet?

^^^oh and pwn only came up 3 times in your search and they were organization abreviations^^^
yeah i know, i was showing that there was no defination of "pwn"

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 09:19 PM
yeah i know, i was showing that there was no defination of "pwn"

oh i see. that what happens when i dont read peoples screen names