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shampoo
03-10-2006, 10:44 PM
Masturbating isn't that great.
Get laid.

Sure, that first year or two, you're like "Hey, dis is pretty damn sweet..."

Then you discover iPods, skateboards, gurlz....

Bascially, STFU about taffy pulling and don't start in the first place...

Spend those energies on getting a girlfriend.

feel_good
03-10-2006, 10:46 PM
whether sex is better than wanking depends on the person. besides, wanking is good for you.

shampoo
03-10-2006, 10:48 PM
Wanking causes crankiness, sometimes paranoia, acne...over-developed forearms...

It's like negga-repping your body.

Virus
03-10-2006, 10:50 PM
whether sex is better than wanking depends on the person

Sex is better.

shampoo
03-10-2006, 10:51 PM
whether sex is better than wanking depends on the person. besides, wanking is good for you.

Wether sex is better depends on wether you have experience to back your words, pal.

feel_good
03-10-2006, 10:52 PM
Sex is better.

not with a man. j/k j/k, but seriously, once you get past the HOLY SHIT I HAD SEX phase, and it becomes not such a huge deal, you will understand that sex with the wrong person is very unsatisfying.

nefarious
03-10-2006, 10:53 PM
If i wank my skate ability goes down..

!Ferg!
03-10-2006, 10:55 PM
my left arm is like a pretz stick. my right arm is like a body builders arm..

GottaHaveStyle
03-10-2006, 10:56 PM
uhh thanks for the tip bud

shampoo
03-10-2006, 10:56 PM
my left arm is like a pretz stick. my right arm is like a body builders arm..

And your mouth looks like Predator's.

FG Haze
03-11-2006, 05:44 AM
Wanking causes crankiness, sometimes paranoia, acne...over-developed forearms...

It's like negga-repping your body.


He knows first hand.

brenz-brenz
03-11-2006, 05:46 AM
So what you're saying is that sex with a woman where she pleasures you is infact better than tugging your own penis?

This is interesting.

DUMBASS!

Stealing People's Mail
03-11-2006, 10:34 AM
3 more days and i will have gone a month without masturbating. BOO YAH!

copsandprepssuck
03-11-2006, 10:37 AM
Actually wanking 5 times a week lowers your risk of testicular cancer.

Travai
03-11-2006, 10:39 AM
Kind of a dumb question, but whats better
Masturbation or a hand job?
It practically the same thing
diffrent person

copsandprepssuck
03-11-2006, 10:39 AM
Probably a handy.

Popwar Pill
03-11-2006, 10:40 AM
f dat shit! my hand is free and i have to work for the poo nanny with a girl.

go team ramrod
03-11-2006, 10:42 AM
i bet the p0rn i look at while i mastrbate is hotter than your girlfriend

copsandprepssuck
03-11-2006, 10:42 AM
Well I would rather fuck a girl than my hand.

Crispy
03-11-2006, 10:49 AM
You can masterbate every day, but you cant have sex everyday.... or can you?

copsandprepssuck
03-11-2006, 10:51 AM
You can masterbate every day, but you cant have sex everyday.... or can you?
Ahhhh, good question. If you're a hooker you can have sex every day.

Crispy
03-11-2006, 10:55 AM
Ahhhh, good question. If you're a hooker you can have sex every day.

A man hoe? That wouldnt be fun. Masterbatings way cooler than taking it up the butt.


Or is it??

copsandprepssuck
03-11-2006, 10:55 AM
Yes, I think it is.

shampoo
03-11-2006, 12:18 PM
You wankers are on ecstacy....the loooove drug...

Marevix
03-11-2006, 12:40 PM
You wankers are on ecstacy....the loooove drug...

AKA recipe for penile disaster?

mogwai
03-11-2006, 12:49 PM
So what sex may feel better but masturbation sure does feel nice so... Why can't we just have both? Unless my girlfriend was like "I wouldn't have sex unless you stop masturbating" Then Im not going to (Oh I don't even have sex with my girlfriend)

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 12:52 PM
Sex is way better, the only problem is woth condoms you can't feel a damn thing, I use them, of course, but sometimes I don't I say fuck it, I know your tight as hell so Im going to get loose with it.

Always wear a condom, cause just because they look clean doesn't mean they are!

kag123
03-11-2006, 12:53 PM
this girl always asks me and my friends if we masterbate, shes weird

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 01:00 PM
this girl always asks me and my friends if we masterbate, shes weird

Lie to her and say No I don't

dain84
03-11-2006, 01:00 PM
I wank all the time, but my arms are scrawny as hell.

stupidname
03-11-2006, 02:57 PM
not with a man. j/k j/k, but seriously, once you get past the HOLY SHIT I HAD SEX phase, and it becomes not such a huge deal, you will understand that sex with the wrong person is very unsatisfying.

wait so your saying you like sex with a man?

feel_good
03-11-2006, 03:02 PM
wait so your saying you like sex with a man?

actually, that is the EXACT opposite of what i was saying.

neg repped!

Steezy_Eric
03-11-2006, 03:03 PM
If i wank my skate ability goes down..

Same here. I can't explain why.

stupidname
03-11-2006, 03:03 PM
actually, that is the EXACT opposite of what i was saying.

neg repped!

what are you talking about you said"unless its with a man JKJKJK" so your just kidding that its bad?

feel_good
03-11-2006, 03:30 PM
what are you talking about you said"unless its with a man JKJKJK" so your just kidding that its bad?


ooh, you pointed out a flaw i didn't notice... poz repped!

however, i was j/king at the whole idea of having sex with a man.... good save, me! *high-fives self*

p.s. i can't poz rep you for 23.5 hours.

stupidname
03-12-2006, 11:09 AM
ok thanks. so were friends again?

Mosaic
03-12-2006, 11:13 AM
Wanking causes crankiness, sometimes paranoia, acne...over-developed forearms...

It's like negga-repping your body.



Paranoia?

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 02:25 PM
after the first time fucking someone masterbation looses msot of its pleasure...and if you watch porn you can be like "ha ive done it like that before!"

Valo Negroth
03-12-2006, 04:23 PM
after the first time fucking someone masterbation looses msot of its pleasure...and if you watch porn you can be like "ha ive done it like that before!"

Porn is where I get my ideas from, its never steered me wrong, and they always ask me where do I learn that postion from?
I think "Ass blasters from space...where no cock has gone before" or "Ass blasters from space 2: In space noone will hear you moan", but it could be from my favorite "Ass blasters 3: The final sexteer"

feel_good
03-12-2006, 05:34 PM
ok thanks. so were friends again?

yeah my cracka, we frosty.

stupidname
03-12-2006, 06:01 PM
Frosty........as in Sexy?

Valo Negroth
03-12-2006, 06:01 PM
Stupidname is one of my bros now on SBC, fuck wit him you fuck wit me.

shampoo
03-12-2006, 09:03 PM
Paranoia?

"No mom, don't come in!"

No one is around for miles however....

Klausfloride
03-12-2006, 09:14 PM
i don't think the point of wanking was a preferance. It what you do when you don't have a women, i never really though of it as a choice. People that choose it over may be stupid, but i never really though of it as a choice kind of thing.

feel_good
03-12-2006, 09:37 PM
Frosty........as in Sexy?

well, we are pretty sexy.

canadian_skater
03-12-2006, 09:38 PM
Wanking causes crankiness, sometimes paranoia, acne...over-developed forearms...

It's like negga-repping your body.
It definately doesn't cause acne

eatumsisadouche
03-13-2006, 05:26 PM
not with a man. j/k j/k, but seriously, once you get past the HOLY SHIT I HAD SEX phase, and it becomes not such a huge deal, you will understand that sex with the wrong person is very unsatisfying.

oh ya because youve had sex with sooo many people lol ya im pretty sure all you do is sit around spanking the monkey