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Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 07:48 PM
For the pimps of the SBC pimps of the year may I give you 3 the key to pimp slapping the hoes. You will need this for the people who don't know their place!!

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/70/1186/400/pimpslap.1.jpg

And don't forget to say the Pimp line during the slap! Thats another important step!
Which is of course

http://www.superpimp.dk/www.hoslap.net/Slap%20That%20Ho%21_files/top.jpg

For those who want to be cool like them, follow these steps

http://strangeion.com/odd/pimp_school.php

Now that you are the graduates of Pimp School, may the lord guide your pimp hand and make it strong, so they may know their place
Amen.

May the Pimp glasses be with you
Please pimpafy your name (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp)

Crispy
03-10-2006, 07:50 PM
For now on, you will adress me as Big Playah Chris Slick

Travai
03-10-2006, 07:52 PM
Your my hero...
lol

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 07:52 PM
Im Golden Brown Valo Slither

damn even the site knew I was light skinned!



And note this thread is for fun and comedy that everyone can enjoy, pimp glass up and pimp glass down.

Travai
03-10-2006, 07:56 PM
Cheers.

dain84
03-10-2006, 07:56 PM
How is Smash a pimp? He's an 18 year old virgin.

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 07:57 PM
I hope to see some mad rep points for this!

Damn it dain never question Smash's pimpness or any of the above mentioned You will talk when spoken to. Or you get ta bitch slap.

Travai
03-10-2006, 08:03 PM
*Pimp slap

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 08:06 PM
You forgot the pimp line during the slap

"Slap That HO!"
*Pimp Slap*

I even found a picture of the school you learn Pimp 101 in...its a real school too!

http://ghettohillspimpacademy.com/work/school3.jpg

Ghetto Hills Pimp Academy
is a prestigious multi cultural and diverse one of a kind institution , with a long history of achievements located in an urban setting.

Founded in 1904 by Rufus Walker, Ghetto Hills Pimp Academy has a 100 year tradition of excellence in pimp education and welcomes students from around the world

"We encourage our students to achieve all around excellence and provide many opportunites for them to develop their full potential within a relaxed pimplicious atmosphere."

FOSKCO_kills
03-10-2006, 08:38 PM
I love my new Pimp name. its Fine Ass Beautifiul

shampoo
03-10-2006, 08:47 PM
Dopetastic Champouillon Slick...


Somehow that just seems so....so....fucking sweet.

spanky_dan
03-10-2006, 08:52 PM
Trick Magnet Roberts Wicked


Words can't explain how pimpin' that name is.

ShotOnSite
03-10-2006, 08:54 PM
Trick Magnet Roberts Wicked


Words can't explain how pimpin' that name is.

What about "sucks ass"?!

HabitatSkater
03-10-2006, 08:55 PM
HabitatSkater will now be referred to as Treacherous S. Flex. Treacherous S. Flex will now be speaking in 3rd person.

Daltonmc
03-10-2006, 08:55 PM
Delicious Mcshane Flow.

Adress me by that or I will... Pimp slap you!

HabitatSkater
03-10-2006, 08:56 PM
Treacherous S. Flex thinks that DaltonMC is already a pimpin' name.

shampoo
03-10-2006, 08:59 PM
Treacherous S. Flex thinks that DaltonMC is already a pimpin' name.

12:06 AM, March 11th.

First comment to Daltonmc that can be deemed a compliment.

mustskate
03-10-2006, 09:22 PM
my new name is

Master Pimp penis Large

shampoo
03-10-2006, 09:25 PM
http://pics.boom.net/pics/2/4/24102cf996_Stinky%20was%20off%20key%20and%20is%20a bout%20to%20get%20pimp-slapped_medium.jpg

Thanks Valo!

After your program, my slap speed increased, contact ratio has upped, and general strength is improving.

I know this ain't no bitch....HAHAHA! Try it now!

feel_good
03-10-2006, 10:14 PM
The best one by far:

My name is A Pimp Named Reverend Silvertoung T. Stickyfingers

dain84
03-10-2006, 10:17 PM
You will all now refer to me as Mr. White Chocolate Dain Flex.


If I wake up tomorrow and that's not my custom status, someone's gonna get pimp slapped.

nefarious
03-10-2006, 10:48 PM
Papa B. Slick

givehugsnotdrugs
03-10-2006, 10:49 PM
12:06 AM, March 11th.

First comment to Daltonmc that can be deemed a compliment.

Devious A. Honey Fresh just done shat himself.

shampoo
03-10-2006, 10:50 PM
Niggy please, I'm gonna rough up your jewel...

I have acheived the jewlel in the ruff.

nefarious
03-10-2006, 10:51 PM
Nef Arious = D. Magical nef Loco

!Ferg!
03-10-2006, 10:53 PM
For the pimps of the SBC pimps of the year may I give you 3 the key to pimp slapping the hoes. You will need this for the people who don't know their place!!

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/70/1186/400/pimpslap.1.jpg

And don't forget to say the Pimp line during the slap! Thats another important step!
Which is of course

http://www.superpimp.dk/www.hoslap.net/Slap%20That%20Ho%21_files/top.jpg

For those who want to be cool like them, follow these steps

http://strangeion.com/odd/pimp_school.php

Now that you are the graduates of Pimp School, may the lord guide your pimp hand and make it strong, so they may know their place
Amen.

May the Pimp glasses be with you
Please pimpafy your name (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp)


suckp up.

SmaShitUp87
03-10-2006, 11:46 PM
How is Smash a pimp? He's an 18 year old virgin.

While this may be true, I can guarantee that I will pull a better girl than that rank ass chick in your sig.

thefletch13
03-11-2006, 05:06 AM
"I'm "Mack Master Fletcher", bitch. Now go get me a my cane before I backhand you!"

Thanks for the lessons, Valo.

FG Haze
03-11-2006, 05:09 AM
For the pimps of the SBC pimps of the year may I give you 3 the key to pimp slapping the hoes. You will need this for the people who don't know their place!!

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/70/1186/400/pimpslap.1.jpg

And don't forget to say the Pimp line during the slap! Thats another important step!
Which is of course

http://www.superpimp.dk/www.hoslap.net/Slap%20That%20Ho%21_files/top.jpg

For those who want to be cool like them, follow these steps

http://strangeion.com/odd/pimp_school.php

Now that you are the graduates of Pimp School, may the lord guide your pimp hand and make it strong, so they may know their place
Amen.

May the Pimp glasses be with you
Please pimpafy your name (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp)

whoo. finally you changed that sig.

and may i say, this thread is pimpalicious.

copsandprepssuck
03-11-2006, 09:47 AM
My pizzimp name is Pimp Daddy N. Dogg. If you don't call me this I will pizzimp slap you across the face ho!

Airblaster
03-11-2006, 09:54 AM
Sticky Fingers C. Flex, bitches.

FOSKCO_kills
03-11-2006, 10:07 AM
Im actually thinking of buying a pimp cup and the "Str8 G" belt buckle.

Marevix
03-11-2006, 10:12 AM
My pimp name is Master Fly Marevix Valentine. This may be just my consciousness being distorted again, but I like it.

flip101
03-11-2006, 10:25 AM
for my nickname: Treacherous ambrose Flex

real name:Silver Tongue charles Valentine

HabitatSkater
03-11-2006, 10:26 AM
for my nickname: Treacherous ambrose Flex

real name:Silver Tongue charles Valentine

Treacherous S. Flex will kill you mo' fucka!

Stealing People's Mail
03-11-2006, 10:30 AM
Niggy please, I'm gonna rough up your jewel...

I have acheived the jewlel in the ruff.
i was a jewel in the rough, but then retard brenz gave me 2 unneccesary neg reps and hessenmob gave me one. those immature bastards.

Popwar Pill
03-11-2006, 10:37 AM
Big Playah E. Silk......bitches.

farlee
03-11-2006, 10:49 AM
hahahaha for me its mr white chcolate josh squeeze

MullenSucks
03-11-2006, 11:14 AM
What the fuck?

Christian_Skater
03-11-2006, 12:17 PM
Sugartastic Trent Flex.. yeah I'm gonna need sumthin to beat the ladies off with

shampoo
03-11-2006, 12:22 PM
What the fuck?

Dang...its da po-po!

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 12:24 PM
I made this a hit?????

shampoo
03-11-2006, 12:26 PM
I made this a hit?????

No!!!! :)

the site creators made it a hit! Don't take wrongful credit! :)

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 12:34 PM
No!!!! :)

the site creators made it a hit! Don't take wrongful credit! :)

I should have said I made this a hit on this site? Damn it was really a joke. People think this is very funny? I made this topic a joke, but I don't even see the punch line!

shampoo
03-11-2006, 12:35 PM
I should have said I made this a hit on this site? Damn it was really a joke. People think this is very funny? I made this topic a joke, but I don't even see the punch line!

*COCK-punch.*

What ever happened to the old fucking with shovels...bleeding cliteri Valo?

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 12:39 PM
*COCK-punch.*

What ever happened to the old fucking with shovels...bleeding cliteri Valo?

Its still with me, thats the darker side of me, Im just taking a break from it, but I don't have too you know. I could put up lyrics for a fwe new songs, but Im about to start a site with my music up-loaded. Hoply it'll work this time, unlike last.

shampoo
03-11-2006, 12:41 PM
Its still with me, thats the darker side of me, Im just taking a break from it, but I don't have too you know. I could put up lyrics for a fwe new songs, but Im about to start a site with my music up-loaded. Hoply it'll work this time, unlike last.

That's pretty sweet...

But I'll have you know that that COCK-punch is still in effect.

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 12:43 PM
Slap that Ho!

A pimp slap is more powerful, the most powerful weapon in all of mankind!

SkateElemental
03-11-2006, 12:45 PM
im gangsta fluff. my buddy brent is puff daddy and me ol' pal drew is suga momma.

I am Jesus Cheist
03-11-2006, 05:26 PM
For now on, you will adress me as Big Playah Chris Slick
Shut up, you should talk down to someone when youve only been here for two days.

Crispy
03-11-2006, 05:29 PM
Shut up, you should talk down to someone when youve only been here for two days.

What the fuck? Im just playing around. Its not like I have to suck up to people because I havn't been here long. Chill.

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 05:29 PM
Hey Crispy seems like a cool member.

Kenman12543
03-11-2006, 05:30 PM
Fine Ass K. Tickle. thats mine

ryce
03-11-2006, 05:34 PM
Shoooot, I don't take no pimp tips from anybody. I am THE original "Simplistic Pimpshit"

Valo Negroth
03-11-2006, 05:37 PM
Thats cool Golden Brown Valo Slither can dig that.

crooked09
03-11-2006, 05:56 PM
Fadeproof T. Wicked

Daltonmc
03-11-2006, 09:26 PM
Treacherous S. Flex thinks that DaltonMC is already a pimpin' name.


Oh so how much do I agree with you. And yes maybe that is my first compliment. I am just happy with one.

Marevix
03-11-2006, 09:31 PM
Oh so how much do I agree with you. And yes maybe that is my first compliment. I am just happy with one.

Don't worry, within a matter of weeks those select, influential few will decree that it is now favorable to hate on Daltonmc again. Your pwnings shall continue shortly.

Daltonmc
03-11-2006, 10:23 PM
Damn, I guess everybody has there moment.

os6ir9is
03-11-2006, 10:30 PM
Stealth Maestro Flava

aye pimpin shit
look at my hos

http://i2.tinypic.com/r8yu0h.gif

shampoo
03-11-2006, 10:30 PM
Damn, I guess everybody has there moment.

You had your 2 seconds...

Daltonmc
03-11-2006, 10:32 PM
Oh, wow I had 2 seconds. Man this day is getting better and better.

Daltonmc
07-01-2006, 09:05 PM
Delicious Mcshane Flow is in da house.

SoHereIAm
07-01-2006, 09:17 PM
Pimp Daddy A. Schmoove represizack

kag123
07-01-2006, 09:19 PM
Delicious Mcshane Flow is in da house.

Awsome, you bumped a 3 month old thread, i applaud you.

Daltonmc
07-01-2006, 09:19 PM
Awsome, you bumped a 3 month old thread, i applaud you.
:-$

atmboy136
07-01-2006, 09:26 PM
Devious Honey atmboy136 Loco

damn, that names fly.

shampoo
07-01-2006, 09:46 PM
Devious Honey oopmahs Smooth


Sit and cream thyself at the masta's name.

Valo Negroth
07-01-2006, 09:52 PM
holy damn!!!

I made this a ways back! I didn't think it was still up. Oh well let the comedy roll forward cause Golden Brown Valo Slither can dig it.

skatetogetby
07-01-2006, 09:52 PM
Sweet Chocolate D. Shmoove
Heh.

Zeroskater11
07-01-2006, 09:59 PM
Don't make Vicious D. J. Smooth gatblast yall.