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krookedgrind7854
03-10-2006, 05:41 PM
ummmm i have no clue i gotten blowed though

HaGGs
03-10-2006, 05:42 PM
OK OK



its when a girl...tugs on yor weiner...like masturbating for you!!!


you dont have to do anythingggg




yea..like you've gotton blown....probably by your friends


HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!








look its a fire!

Mr Evil Guy
03-10-2006, 05:43 PM
It's like a nosejob. You know what a nosejob is? Like when they fix it after it's been broken. So basically, a handjob is when a doctor fixes a hand of yours because it looks deformed.

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 05:44 PM
god damn right when I didn't think users could get any dumber this happens, Why do I even bother coming here anymore?

yeahyeahyeah
03-10-2006, 05:45 PM
It's like a nosejob. You know what a nosejob is? Like when they fix it after it's been broken. So basically, a handjob is when a doctor fixes a hand of yours because it looks deformed.
no silly, a nosejob is what superficial girls get to look pretty. so if someone wants a pretty hand then they get a handjob

terry
03-10-2006, 05:45 PM
i handjob is when you tug on a dogs nuts!

Mychemromance
03-10-2006, 05:46 PM
It's like a nosejob. You know what a nosejob is? Like when they fix it after it's been broken. So basically, a handjob is when a doctor fixes a hand of yours because it looks deformed.



YOU STILL DIGGIN MY SIG???????



Oh, what HaGGs said.

Slapdown
03-10-2006, 05:46 PM
A job you do with your hands, like plumbing or capentry. Next time you see a builder, ask him if he enjoys doing handjobs.

krookedgrind7854
03-10-2006, 05:46 PM
can anybody get a vid of this handjob????

SkateorElse
03-10-2006, 05:47 PM
A job you do with your hands, like plumbing or capentry. Next time you see a builder, ask him if he enjoys doing handjobs. bahahahah that was grat

sorry but that was great

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 05:49 PM
can anybody get a vid of this handjob????

I promised your mom that only I would see it.







oh holy ***** its not under my bed, it might be on the internet, great another scandal! I don't need this again.

krookedgrind7854
03-10-2006, 05:49 PM
come on i want a vid a vid of a girl giving a guy a handjob

Crispy
03-10-2006, 05:50 PM
http://www.trainboxesplus.com/images/CONSTRUCTION%20WORKER%2014.gif

Theres a handjob.

Or for your sexually pleasures, you always have google.

nefarious
03-10-2006, 05:50 PM
i handjob is when you tug on a dogs nuts!
THATS RED ROCKET FOO'

krookedgrind7854
03-10-2006, 05:51 PM
lol i want a real handjob

Mr Evil Guy
03-10-2006, 05:51 PM
no silly, a nosejob is what superficial girls get to look pretty. so if someone wants a pretty hand then they get a handjob
Not really. I'm getting a nosejob over the Summer possibly. I broke my nose and messed it up and, with my genetics, the doctors think this will cause breathing problems later on. Basically they're just gonna break it, work with it, and I'll just let it heal.

YOU STILL DIGGIN MY SIG???????



Oh, what HaGGs said.
I hate you for stealing my sig and liking MCR

blankconnection
03-10-2006, 05:52 PM
your gay

SkateorElse
03-10-2006, 05:52 PM
googles your friend

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 05:53 PM
come on i want a vid a vid of a girl giving a guy a handjob

Are you saying your moms not a girl? That THING lied to me in the bar last night, damn it!

freakn_style
03-10-2006, 05:56 PM
It's the trades brother!, but seriously, it is when a girl "masturbates" you, even though masturbation is solo sex..It is when a girl, uses her hands, on your penis, you get you off. haha.

dain84
03-10-2006, 05:58 PM
Idiots. A nose job is when you stick your cock in a girl's nostril and nose-fuck her.

canadian_skater
03-10-2006, 05:58 PM
A handjob is when a man puts his hand into your ass up to his elbow

Mr Evil Guy
03-10-2006, 06:02 PM
Idiots. A nose job is when you stick your cock in a girl's nostril and nose-fuck her.
I don't know a single girl who likes a dick up her nose. Maybe up there in Oregon at that crazy Mazama High or wherever you go, but here that shit doesn't go down.

dain84
03-10-2006, 06:04 PM
I don't know a single girl who likes a dick up her nose. Maybe up there in Oregon at that crazy Mazama High or wherever you go, but here that shit doesn't go down.
Yeah, nose-fucking is all the rage over here.

freakn_style
03-10-2006, 06:05 PM
ummmm i have no clue i gotten blowed though

blown

zerordiesk8er666
03-10-2006, 06:06 PM
mmm all of these posts in this topic made me laugh

Mr Evil Guy
03-10-2006, 06:06 PM
Yeah, nose-fucking is all the rage over here.
Pics?

yeahyeahyeah
03-10-2006, 06:06 PM
video of a handjob (http://www.break.com/movies/ketchupeffect.html)

Slapdown
03-10-2006, 06:10 PM
video of a handjob (http://www.break.com/movies/ketchupeffect.html)

LOL I could so see that coming!

dain84
03-10-2006, 06:16 PM
Go die.

FG Haze
03-10-2006, 06:38 PM
someones a bit "krooked" in the head..

and possibly in the pants as well?

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 06:46 PM
someones a bit "krooked" in the head..

and possibly in the pants as well?

I bet its not that long to get "krooked"

GottaHaveStyle
03-10-2006, 07:03 PM
god damn why arent you banned yet

BandagedSkater
03-10-2006, 07:04 PM
Yeah, nose-fucking is all the rage over here.
you ever been a recipient

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 07:13 PM
god damn why arent you banned yet

Thats what I want to know also...

Skaterdude
03-10-2006, 07:14 PM
http://www.cs.duke.edu/~goodson/vision/Phase1/User%20Hand.jpg + http://www.german-business-etiquette.com/img/17-job-apply-strategie.jpg = handjob

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 07:34 PM
the only job my hand has is bitch slapping hoes.




Now let us say the PIMP'S PRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong so that this hoe may learn her place! Amen"

Rhythman
03-10-2006, 07:43 PM
god damn why arent you banned yet
The mods are veeeeerrrrryyyyyy slow.:-\

Mr Evil Guy
03-10-2006, 07:47 PM
the only job my hand has is bitch slapping hoes.




Now let us say the PIMP'S PRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong so that this hoe may learn her place! Amen"
HAHAHA! That is too funny, but is pimping accepted or shunned upon by the Lord? Or are you talking to the PIMP lord?

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 08:08 PM
HAHAHA! That is too funny, but is pimping accepted or shunned upon by the Lord? Or are you talking to the PIMP lord?

The Pimp Lord Magic Don Quin (damn I need to pimp slap my self because I don't know how to spell his last name)

mr.jackass
03-10-2006, 08:13 PM
you dont fuck a girl on her nose!

Valo Negroth
03-10-2006, 08:17 PM
you dont fuck a girl on her nose!

I know thats where you shoot your load!

mr.jackass
03-10-2006, 08:17 PM
i prefer blow jobs

nefarious
03-10-2006, 09:41 PM
i prefer blow jobs
With the assumption of you ever getting one..

shampoo
03-10-2006, 09:56 PM
Ok....

A blowjob is when you weld something with a blowtorch...get it?

A handjob is when you do it old fashioned and heat metal in a frunace and beat it with a hammer...

feel_good
03-10-2006, 09:59 PM
My name is a Pimp Named Slickback, and I believe I may have misplaced some merchandice at this residence. There she is! Bitch I hope you got the moneys to cover this little vacation you been takin'!

Hold on now, Slickback.

No, it's, A Pimp Named Slickback.

Thats what I said, Slickback.

No, no, its A Pimp Named Slickback. Like a Tribe Called Quest you say the whole thang!

Well, can we call you Slickback for short?

No, nigga! I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!

Crystal, who is this person?

Nigga are you DEAF?? I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!! Say it with me now!!

Classic.

nefarious
03-10-2006, 10:12 PM
Ok....

A blowjob is when you weld something with a blowtorch...get it?

A handjob is when you do it old fashioned and heat metal in a frunace and beat it with a hammer...
I thought it was welding with the heat of your hand..?

Roboman
03-11-2006, 01:51 AM
Man, this is such a funny thread! I cant believe the guy posted the thread in the first place!

The-Matt(Who Else)
03-11-2006, 02:05 AM
ok ok listen very carefully.......your an idiot

Roboman
03-11-2006, 02:22 AM
Who me? It is funny.

ryce
03-11-2006, 02:34 AM
ummmm i have no clue i gotten blowed though

How can you know what getting "blown" is, but not know what a handjob is? That's like...learning calculus before algerba.

JerseySucks
03-11-2006, 07:07 AM
Idiots. A nose job is when you stick your cock in a girl's nostril and nose-fuck her.
How would it fit?

Christian_Skater
03-11-2006, 11:15 AM
ummmm i have no clue i gotten blowed though
Go ask your parents ....tell em you learned it in school.

thefletch13
03-11-2006, 03:46 PM
A handjob is a physical activity which require your hands. Physical activites like Masonry, Carpentry, Pottery, etc.

Slapdown
03-12-2006, 02:30 PM
A handjob is a physical activity which require your hands. Physical activites like Masonry, Carpentry, Pottery, etc.

You suck at being Slapdown.

hardlife
03-12-2006, 02:34 PM
while doing that refresh with a nice sexy dr.pepperhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5e/Dr_pepper_can.jpg/180px-Dr_pepper_can.jpg

SkateElemental
03-12-2006, 03:54 PM
"The Ketchup Effect."

brenz-brenz
03-12-2006, 04:11 PM
http://members.iinet.net.au/~sauterp/funny/handjob.jpg

SkateorElse
03-12-2006, 04:21 PM
Brenz, i'm waving my WTF flag here

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 05:59 PM
http://www.break.com/movies/ketchupeffect.html

that should sum it up

os6ir9is
03-12-2006, 06:01 PM
video of a handjob (http://www.break.com/movies/ketchupeffect.html)

ah dammit you stole my video