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shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:28 PM
Let me rephrase this. Being a woman would suck.

You're all happy and hyper for the first 12 years of your life. Then fuckin' BAM! Blood starts pourin' out your vagina.

After that shocker and a few years have passed, you get called a slut for dating guys...

Eventually you get knocked up with a little chest burster inside you.



So.....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothin! You already told her twice!

dustydust
03-08-2006, 03:29 PM
you have the most clever spam.

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 03:30 PM
apparently someone's having a great day.

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 03:30 PM
you have the most clever spam.
I hope by clever you meant stupid and retarded.

Stealing People's Mail
03-08-2006, 03:31 PM
thats deep, man.

shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:31 PM
I hope by clever you meant stupid and retarded.

I'm hurt...

You have to use lube on that meat sausage.

dain84
03-08-2006, 03:34 PM
Hey. what's three things a n1gger can't get?
































A FAT LIP.






























A BLACK EYE.































































A JOB.

Popwar Pill
03-08-2006, 03:35 PM
wanna hear a joke? womens rights

why dont women wear watches? theres a clock above the stove
eh. anyway...it would suck to be a girl....you get called a slut/whore if you like sex. yet your a stud if you always have the sexins.

dustydust
03-08-2006, 03:36 PM
birth would be a scary thought to me if I were a women.

confusd
03-09-2006, 08:18 AM
uh, its not that bad actually. Yeah, but being a guy would be a lot more fun... but its all cool, we get to do guy things and you guys don't really get to do things we would do... not that you'd really want to... so there goes my comeback

Critter_Skater
03-09-2006, 08:32 AM
Hey. what's three things a n1gger can't get?
































A FAT LIP.






























A BLACK EYE.































































A JOB.


lol, funny cause its true.:D :cool:

confusd
03-09-2006, 08:36 AM
lol, funny cause its true.:D :cool:

Except where i am, over here you have to be called Sipho to get in University

Hairy Johnson
03-09-2006, 09:06 AM
I see this is going to start in a woman joke thread.

What does a woman do when she gets out of the hospital with a broken jaw?
The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why dont women need drivers liscences?
Theres no roads between the sink and the laundry room.

Robbie Rampage
03-09-2006, 09:25 AM
Worry about yourself.

FG Haze
03-09-2006, 10:02 AM
Ok now that im referring to LFF as "Mr. Fall"

IM offically calling shampoo: Poo.

paco the taco
03-09-2006, 10:06 AM
Let me rephrase this. Being a woman would suck.

You're all happy and hyper for the first 12 years of your life. Then fuckin' BAM! Blood starts pourin' out your vagina.

After that shocker and a few years have passed, you get called a slut for dating guys...

Eventually you get knocked up with a little chest burster inside you.



So.....

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothin! You already told her twice!

Hell... call me a noob but i just got here and i think ive found the Village Spammer.

RonsoFromTheDirtySouth
03-09-2006, 10:49 AM
I don't want to be a woman... Do u see yourself kissing guys??????????























































I DONT

dutch madman
03-09-2006, 10:52 AM
I don't want to be a woman... Do u see yourself kissing guys??????????

I DONT
i did it, so yes

Valo Negroth
03-09-2006, 11:22 AM
then after 18 years you find out a wrote a song for you called "_________ Mutilated"

Hairy Johnson
03-09-2006, 11:26 AM
then after 18 years you find out a wrote a song for you called "_________ Muitlated"
I believe its mutilated silly.

The_Clash911
03-09-2006, 11:32 AM
I <3 Women.

canadian_skater
03-09-2006, 11:34 AM
I though it sucked being a woman for other reasons

shampoo
03-09-2006, 11:47 AM
Women suck...

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