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shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:51 PM
Where's the worst place you had to ***** but regardless had to squeese that one out?

dustydust
03-08-2006, 03:53 PM
i put a flaming poop on my neighbors door... hehehe

but thats not the point. I had to shit in the ocean, because my beach house was a mile away and my mom wouldnt drive me home. lazy bitch.

hehe my post count is 711. like 7-11

black_world_skater
03-08-2006, 03:56 PM
I took a shit on the first floor of the house my grandmother used to own.

Popwar Pill
03-08-2006, 04:12 PM
i took a fat shit on my friends floor and blamed it on his dog.

givehugsnotdrugs
03-08-2006, 04:13 PM
Skating today, every time I did anything with height I was scared I'd shit myself. I ended my session early to ***** thank god.

R1deKinK
03-08-2006, 04:13 PM
Ive shat...
In a river
On a fire
On a kids doorstep
In the ocean
In the woods
In the snow
While in a tree

Popwar Pill
03-08-2006, 04:17 PM
oh yeah....i did take a dookie in the public pool.

Hairy Johnson
03-08-2006, 04:21 PM
I asked to be excused in court, and I shit in my probation office's bathroom too.

R1deKinK
03-08-2006, 04:21 PM
oh yeah....i did take a dookie in the public pool.

Ewwwww. THats why i hate public pools...

Unless theres a diving board...

dustydust
03-08-2006, 04:21 PM
oh yeah....i did take a dookie in the public pool.

haha once i was swimming and i saw this gigantic shit floating next to me. of course, being my intelligent self. i threw it at a lifegaurd and went underwater. it was fukin hi-lar-i-ous

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 04:23 PM
Diarohhea, Central London, Mid skate session, old Victorian Pub and a McDonalds.

Daltonmc
03-08-2006, 04:26 PM
OMG did you just spell a word wrong Slapdown?!?!

Cherish this moment men.


I don't know how to spell it but it's definetly not diarohhea

Popwar Pill
03-08-2006, 04:26 PM
Ewwwww. THats why i hate public pools...

Unless theres a diving board...

yep i havent been back either...

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 04:27 PM
OMG did you just spell a word wrong Slapdown?!?!

Cherish this moment men.


I don't know how to spell it but it's definetly not diarohhea

Fuck that, I ain't the dictionary of anal illnesses.

Daltonmc
03-08-2006, 04:30 PM
Oh, well I plan to study analology At Oxford university.

Then move on ot be an Analologist. So These thing are important to me.

SkateorElse
03-08-2006, 04:32 PM
Oh, well I plan to study analology At Oxford university.

Then move on ot be an Analologist. So These thing are important to me. you just killed it

theILLUSTRIOUStrashKILL
03-08-2006, 05:12 PM
public playground [it slid down my leg outa my shorts]...5 years ago, blamed it on this 6 year old and his dad bitched at him in front of everyone

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 05:15 PM
i shat in my neighbors mailbox once..
surprize!

Mr Evil Guy
03-08-2006, 05:16 PM
Oh, well I plan to study analology At Oxford university.

Then move on ot be an Analologist. So These thing are important to me.
If either of you guys care, it's diarrhea

kag123
03-08-2006, 05:26 PM
off a 3rd floor belcony....it was fun

reptiskate51
03-08-2006, 05:28 PM
I shat in:
A school (not mine)
In my pants
In the woods
in a lake
Out a window
In my front yard.

Hairy Johnson
03-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Ive pooed on the floor of many places... Ive also pooped in several urinals

mr.jackass
03-08-2006, 05:34 PM
i shit on the curtains and cover it up in it...my mom found the shit next day

mr.jackass
03-08-2006, 05:35 PM
i took a fat shit on my friends floor and blamed it on his dog.

thats so cruel.that poor poor thing

shampoo
03-08-2006, 05:45 PM
One night I woke up and there was a small dried turd in my undies.

Needless to say, I threw it behind the dresser and went back to sleep...

True Story.

SmaShitUp87
03-08-2006, 05:48 PM
Probably in the desert back in the bmx days. I got two big ass rocks, made a little toilet with them, and laid a big nasty poo log which I then left for all to see.

Let Fire Fall
03-08-2006, 05:49 PM
Probably in the desert back in the bmx days. I got two big ass rocks, made a little toilet with them, and laid a big nasty poo log which I then left for all to see.

I knew this would be an amusing post when I say your name under "Latest Reply."

Crispy
03-08-2006, 06:08 PM
Probably in the desert back in the bmx days. I got two big ass rocks, made a little toilet with them, and laid a big nasty poo log which I then left for all to see.

Haha, homemade toilets are hilarious.

I once took a dookie in a pool, as a joke. There was a nice big log floating about, and everying had to get out of the pool. They took this net and had to scoop it out.

yekcim
03-08-2006, 06:12 PM
probly on a mcdonolds in indiana(dirty as fuck) or my school.

Crispy
03-08-2006, 06:14 PM
I hate pooping in my school. Theres this crusty green mold on the toilet seets and theres always another shit in the toilet. I have to stand on the toilet seat and just drop down bombs.

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 06:19 PM
When I was 3, I shat on a beach, and my dad burried it.

Oh, and I shat in a forest...in America actually. I think it was Yosemitie.

Sk8erSquirrel
03-08-2006, 06:45 PM
One night I woke up and there was a small dried turd in my undies.

Needless to say, I threw it behind the dresser and went back to sleep...

True Story.
That made me laugh so hard! nice! Is the turd still behind the dresser?

shampoo
03-08-2006, 06:46 PM
When I was 3, I shat on a beach, and my dad burried it.

Oh, and I shat in a forest...in America actually. I think it was Yosemitie.

so...you hate America dat much?


Oh....we moveda few yers ago...but I think the turd was still there! all shriveled and dehydrated however...

Wow.

Crispy
03-08-2006, 06:49 PM
Its not coming out of my ass but, have any of you got up in the middle of the night and started to piss on your bedroom floor? Being sleepy can do some weird shit to you.

ToxicSkater
03-08-2006, 10:33 PM
In a forest off of a huge rock cliff thing.

Critter_Skater
03-09-2006, 09:27 AM
i usually shit and sit back to far on the toilet seat so there is brown all around it then i dont clean it up n blame it one my sister.

Mr. EorDie
03-30-2007, 09:17 AM
Where's the worst place you had to ***** but regardless had to squeese that one out?

I shat on a dog b4

baker_skater
03-30-2007, 09:21 AM
I shat on a dog b4

You're a douchebag. Don't bring back old threads.

skater sergie
03-30-2007, 09:27 AM
once i was doing a poop and u forgot to lock the door and ....
my sister opened it an saw me..(she was pretty happy that afternoon)

No one knows
03-30-2007, 09:54 AM
Wow, this thread is old.

Airblaster
03-30-2007, 10:25 AM
lol, I remember this thread. Back when it was cool to make threads with the same, or almost the same title as another thread...

Marevix
03-30-2007, 12:05 PM
i put a flaming poop on my neighbors door... hehehe

but thats not the point. I had to shit in the ocean, because my beach house was a mile away and my mom wouldnt drive me home. lazy bitch.

hehe my post count is 711. like 7-11

You couldn't walk a mile? Fuck that, you're the lazy bitch in this situation.

No one knows
03-30-2007, 01:58 PM
Why walk a mile if you can just do it right where you are?

Skating Forever Even in Heaven
03-30-2007, 02:04 PM
I shat on a dog b4

You're an idiot.

RiseWithTheFallen.
03-30-2007, 02:06 PM
Shit,Whoever brought back this thread is like fucked/

ispitfire
03-30-2007, 02:13 PM
when i was like 3 or maybe 4 i shit under the dining room table at my grams house. still dont know why. but i didn a lot of stupid shit under there. i was a beast with scissors when it came to mine and my sisters hair...

lazylife
03-30-2007, 02:39 PM
when i was really little i shit on the floor in the middle of a mac donalds bathroom while there were people washing there hands and stuff. i then put a paper towel on it and stomped it so shit flew everywhere, but surprisingly not on me.

i've also craped on the trampoline of this kid i hate, i heard from his brother that when he went on the trampoline he didn't see the turd and started jumping and it hit him in the face

woop tang
03-30-2007, 02:47 PM
I shat on a dog b4