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Hairy Johnson
03-08-2006, 12:59 PM
Which one would you be and why?
I would be a mix between a bird, a whale, a cheetah and a cock (chicken) My cock part of me would be my heart and soul. My whale part would be for my gargantuan cock. My cheetah part would be so I could run away when Im scared, and my bird...well my bird...When I cant run away to escape, I would just fly away ;)
I would call the animal... a bailed (bird whale and cheetah) cock (cock).

shampoo
03-08-2006, 01:00 PM
I would be a hard ass pteryodactyl....



Holy fuck I think I spelled pteryodactyl right!

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 01:05 PM
Id be a dog

pain.
03-08-2006, 01:10 PM
shampoo took mine, so i guess i would be one of them low flying buzzard hawks.

Christian_Skater
03-08-2006, 01:18 PM
Penguin ..except they get eaten a lot cuz they don't have mad kung fu skillz so maybe a cross between a tiger and a penguin

shiftyskater
03-08-2006, 01:20 PM
I would be a kiwi bird.

Hitman47
03-08-2006, 01:29 PM
a white tiger would be nice

thefletch13
03-08-2006, 01:29 PM
A horse pornstar

The_Clash911
03-08-2006, 01:53 PM
An ass. A donkey ya know?

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 02:10 PM
I'd be a spider. I have no real reason, other than I am totally fascinated by them.

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 02:12 PM
Which one would you be and why?
I would be a mix between a bird, a whale, a cheetah and a cock (chicken) My cock part of me would be my heart and soul. My whale part would be for my gargantuan cock. My cheetah part would be so I could run away when Im scared, and my bird...well my bird...When I cant run away to escape, I would just fly away ;)
I would call the animal... a bailed (bird whale and cheetah) cock (cock).

hes lovin the cock.

Angel salazar
03-08-2006, 02:12 PM
hmm, I would be eagle and a cat, I call it eagat, yea.....thats good.

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 02:14 PM
=0 oh snap...
i just thot of it


a liger.

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 02:33 PM
I would be a mix of a giraffe, elephant, eagle and a flying cock. I call it the girelegle cock.

shampoo
03-08-2006, 02:40 PM
I would be a mixture between a fish and goat.....the faggot.

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 02:45 PM
No, it would be either figgot or faggoat.

irishskater
03-08-2006, 02:45 PM
i wud b a kangaroo with boxing gloves

black_world_skater
03-08-2006, 02:51 PM
A Liger.Gosh!

20thCB
03-08-2006, 02:55 PM
I am an animal.

Silent Soldier
03-08-2006, 03:08 PM
A dragon,
Fire breath would be sweet...
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Animals/dragons/~TS1141859626478/Ball_of_fire.gif

Silent Soldier
03-08-2006, 03:11 PM
wow,
I liked that dragon so much I put him in my sig!

go team ramrod
03-08-2006, 03:17 PM
i would like to be a mussel because apparently it has the biggest penis in proportion to its size

shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:18 PM
i would like to be a mussel because apparently it has the biggest penis in proportion to its size

That's funny, because you have the smallest penis proportionally in the animal kingdom..

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 03:19 PM
PROPORTIOWNED!a

shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:20 PM
PROPORTIOWNED!a

p0si r3p pOynts?

go team ramrod
03-08-2006, 03:20 PM
i should tell you my penis is 34 inches long

reptiskate51
03-08-2006, 03:20 PM
Komodo Dragon. I'd kill you all!

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 03:21 PM
Komodo Dragon. I'd kill you all!
Komodo dragons are pussies.

shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:21 PM
i should tell you my penis is 34 inches long

Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not lie.

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 03:23 PM
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt no lie.
OMG DOUBLE POST!!11

I posi repped you posi rep me back

hamburger
03-08-2006, 03:25 PM
A unicorn

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 03:26 PM
^ HOMO! LOLZZZZZZ. a

shampoo
03-08-2006, 03:30 PM
:( I have given out too much rep over the last 24 hours....

Boohoo...

copsandprepssuck
03-08-2006, 03:33 PM
Damn.

Kevo
03-08-2006, 03:37 PM
A panda!

drizzle
03-08-2006, 03:37 PM
A penguin. they live the goodlife, like the average-white-suburban-family of the wild.

Daltonmc
03-08-2006, 03:37 PM
Don't want you to be dissapointed copsandpreps.

fat_poser
03-08-2006, 04:24 PM
dolphin

only other animal on earth that has recreational sex

ckyminus12
03-08-2006, 10:29 PM
a dolphin, so that i could use the most of my brain instead of just a small percentage

ToxicSkater
03-08-2006, 10:36 PM
A prarie dog.
I dont know why.

spanky_dan
03-09-2006, 01:29 AM
i'd be a panda they get the best treatment

spanky_dan
03-09-2006, 01:30 AM
a dolphin, so that i could use the most of my brain instead of just a small percentage

Apart from humans, dolphins are the only mammals which have sex for pleasure it's a fact.

nefarious
03-09-2006, 01:34 AM
A monkey, What else?

subculture2
03-09-2006, 01:36 AM
monkey

magic mushroom
03-09-2006, 01:53 AM
a sausage dog, coz they're just so cute. especially when they use their big eyes, i'll give mine anything when he does that...



NOT IN THAT WAY, YOU SICK MOFOS!

nefarious
03-09-2006, 02:03 AM
a sausage dog, coz they're just so cute. especially when they use their big eyes, i'll give mine anything when he does that...



NOT IN THAT WAY, YOU SICK MOFOS!
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Critter_Skater
03-09-2006, 02:23 AM
id be a tiger with penis's for legs

Pathtek4
03-09-2006, 02:26 AM
I would be a cheetah!

confusd
03-09-2006, 09:32 AM
my sister

paco the taco
03-09-2006, 11:11 AM
id be paco the walking talking taco

Skaterdude
03-09-2006, 02:57 PM
http://www.welaf.com/resources/files/1097652561.jpg

nefarious
03-10-2006, 03:21 AM
A tit (small bird)

Always_4wards
03-10-2006, 04:16 AM
a horse..they have a extremely large penis, and sometimes star on pornos.

nefarious
03-10-2006, 04:19 AM
Well i put it to shjoo.... that shjoo soocked off a 'orse

JerseySucks
03-10-2006, 05:54 AM
red ass baboon

Always_4wards
03-10-2006, 05:56 AM
romour has it that red-assed baboons have red asses from getting it up the ass too much..

Marevix
03-10-2006, 06:01 AM
I am an animal.

If we're not animals, what are we, Protists?

OldFArt
04-08-2006, 09:10 PM
i would be a dolphin cuz they swim and enjoy sex, hehe