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shampoo
03-07-2006, 06:52 PM
Well...I'm half hispanic...so I technically like tacitos y burritos pendejo...

I'm a quarter German, so I despise the Jews...I'm worried about being perfect

I'm an 8th British, so I quite enjoy Slapdown's humor, and a good crumpette or two...

I'm an 8th Dtuch and enjoy smoking weed and using the honors system...

You?

The_Clash911
03-07-2006, 06:52 PM
Im the cracker who laughs at white jokes.

canadian_skater
03-07-2006, 06:56 PM
I drink vodka everyday while playing hockey and beating up nazis

R1deKinK
03-07-2006, 06:58 PM
Im 1/4 chinese, and I Love chinese food.

Mr Evil Guy
03-07-2006, 07:00 PM
I'm half Indian, so I have a red dot on my head and talk like Apu

I'm part Argentinian so I speak Spanish and have a shitload of oil

I'm part Dutch (like you shampoo) so I also enjoy weed and use the honors system

I'm part French so I enjoy my escargot, like my cigarettes, wear a beret, snobbish, arrogant, and rude.

ryce
03-07-2006, 07:03 PM
I'm a full blooded Oriental individual originally from Taiwan. I was born here in the United States so I can't really speak any Chinese nor do I have an accent. I sound like your typical American boy. I eat a lot of American food, but because my parents cook Chinese food all the time, I enjoy Chinese food without a doubt. I guess sometimes I forget I'm Asian. The only thing Asian about me is my genetics. So I'm basically a Twinkie. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.....that basically sums me up.

Now that I'm in college, I do a lot of drinking, partying, and hookin' up with chicks. It's pretty typical for people here where I'm from.

shampoo
03-07-2006, 07:05 PM
I'm a full blooded Oriental individual originally from Taiwan. I was born here in the United States so I can't really speak any Chinese nor do I have an accent. I sound like your typical American boy. I eat a lot of American food, but because my parents cook Chinese food all the time, I enjoy Chinese food without a doubt. I guess sometimes I forget I'm Asian. The only thing Asian about me is my genetics. So I'm basically a Twinkie. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.....that basically sums me up.

Now that I'm in college, I do a lot of drinking, partying, and hookin' up with chicks. It's pretty typical for people here where I'm from.

So......you loooove rice?

SmaShitUp87
03-07-2006, 07:10 PM
Swedish, Scotish, and Irish....uh.

shampoo
03-07-2006, 07:12 PM
You guys suck. Do it right. Mooooom!!

dain84
03-07-2006, 07:12 PM
I'm American, and I'm not fat, and I hate Mcdonalds.


I beat the stereotypes!

ryce
03-07-2006, 07:13 PM
So......you loooove rice?

Of course. Although my username isn't a mispelled version of "rice"....it's actually an acronym.

shampoo
03-07-2006, 07:14 PM
I'm American, and I'm not fat, and I hate Mcdonalds.


I beat the stereotypes!

Right after you got done beating your meat...



That was some good ass steak...


P.S. : I know ryce that your name is an acronym, I've seen your sig, and saw you post that before...

tormenex
03-07-2006, 07:16 PM
I'm Asian. I'm a bannana yellow outside white inside.

Popwar Pill
03-07-2006, 07:21 PM
im half german and half polish...yeah odd..

xxdead_dollxx
03-07-2006, 11:16 PM
I'm pure Dutch, and everyone knows i do pot cause of how I look (styreo-type: pot smoking skatter)

Always_4wards
03-07-2006, 11:42 PM
im 100% human

dutch madman
03-08-2006, 01:22 AM
pure dutch also, and by the stereotypes, i'm judged as a stoner/skater/goth

although i'm not really a goth, but oh well, if they want to call mee goth, go ahead

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 01:30 AM
Swedish, Scotish, and Irish....uh.

So you make furniture, drink loads, and act like a thug...

...nah, you actually sell toys, are SxE and are too pussy to fight anyone.

Stereotypes mean shit.

thefletch13
03-08-2006, 03:27 AM
100% Irish. I love potatos and I'm a binge drinker.

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 03:30 AM
for starters i think the 'dtuch" are funny.

now.

im a jew, russian, german (ironic, i know, i know),... etc

hah im a mutt.

Choizy
03-08-2006, 03:38 AM
im asian so im good at math, have small eyes, a small penis and loves rice

FG Haze
03-08-2006, 03:39 AM
^^ where have i heard that before...

coolgangsta
03-08-2006, 05:51 AM
I'm 1/8 German, so I like bradwurst
I'm 1/8 English, so I find 'Briget Jones' Diary' funny
I'm 1/8 American, so I like to eat fastfood
I'm 1/8 French, so my 'r' is rrrrrrrolling
I'm 1/2 Belgian, so I can make the best chocolate in the world and pee at police cars tires.

SoHereIAm
03-08-2006, 06:04 AM
I'm black, so i enjoy robbing jewelry stores and gang-raping people on friday nights. My favorite pasttimes are jocking bitches and slapping hoes.

aiden_afs_kid
03-08-2006, 06:28 AM
ummmm... im redheaded

givehugsnotdrugs
03-08-2006, 06:36 AM
50% italian
I love pasta, I'm in the mafia

50% black
I like rap music, I'm in a gang, I like guns and ho's

Mr. President
03-08-2006, 07:59 AM
I'm Irish and German so I'm going to get wasted and wake up with Poland taken over again.

kag123
03-08-2006, 08:10 AM
im chzekoslovakian,irish and indian

SmaShitUp87
03-08-2006, 10:28 AM
So you make furniture, drink loads, and act like a thug...

...nah, you actually sell toys, are SxE and are too pussy to fight anyone.

Stereotypes mean shit.

You know, I'm getting tired of your shit.

:p



No no, fuck that happy face. I am. :-{

GetWrecked77
03-08-2006, 10:32 AM
i'm half mexican and half white. i don't really act white or interact with much other white people (besides some family) but i look white.

Critter_Skater
03-08-2006, 11:02 AM
im canadian so generally i kick more ass than i can count.







blah!

henry_the_lion
03-08-2006, 11:04 AM
i enjoy some afternoon tea and crumpets and garden partys and cricket

the only thing i like out of them are crumpets

Valo Negroth
03-08-2006, 11:16 AM
Im half black- so I like rap and smoking weed and gambling
Im half indian so I enjoy smoking weed and gambling

huh not a big jump between those two.

norwegianskater92
03-08-2006, 11:20 AM
pure norwegian. i dress like everybody there, and i like pizza. it's the national dish

shampoo
03-08-2006, 11:22 AM
I'm also French......I guess that's why I loooooove pissin people off....

someperson
03-08-2006, 11:23 AM
i'm..american,canadian,german and estonian.

so let's see i'm morbidly obese,i love hockey,i hate jewish people,and i burn people's houses to the ground.

shampoo
03-08-2006, 11:26 AM
It's funy how humans have derived multiple stereotypes for every race and creed....



Posi Rep?

Valo Negroth
03-08-2006, 11:28 AM
i'm..american,canadian,german and estonian.

so let's see i'm morbidly obese,i love hockey,i hate jewish people,and i burn people's houses to the ground.

Im american and Im skinny like JJ from Good Times

DYNOMITE!

shampoo
03-08-2006, 11:31 AM
Im american and Im skinny like JJ from Good Times

DYNOMITE!

What joo talkin 'bout Willis?

Valo Negroth
03-08-2006, 11:34 AM
What joo talkin 'bout Willis?

That isn't good times, thats a coleman show.

Stealing People's Mail
03-08-2006, 11:35 AM
im american. everyone hates me.

JerseySucks
03-08-2006, 11:38 AM
im a skater so i obviously get bad grades and smoke weed and watch viva la bam

i dress in blank tees, and wear loose clothes, so Im obviously in a gang and sell drugs

im italian so I have mob connections and eat pasta everynight, and wear wife beaters and spike my hair.

shampoo
03-08-2006, 11:39 AM
That isn't good times, thats a coleman show.


Once again, What joo talkin 'bout Willis?

Valo Negroth
03-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Once again, What joo talkin 'bout Willis?
You sir are a moron, Good Times wasa on in the mid to late 70s. It was way better than any show Gary Coleman has even been on. Good Times was way ahead of its time, and even today its way ahead of todays shows (Besides The Boondocks)

MasterOfFlippery
03-08-2006, 12:37 PM
I'm a full blooded Oriental individual originally from Taiwan. I was born here in the United States so I can't really speak any Chinese nor do I have an accent. I sound like your typical American boy. I eat a lot of American food, but because my parents cook Chinese food all the time, I enjoy Chinese food without a doubt. I guess sometimes I forget I'm Asian. The only thing Asian about me is my genetics. So I'm basically a Twinkie. Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.....that basically sums me up.

Now that I'm in college, I do a lot of drinking, partying, and hookin' up with chicks. It's pretty typical for people here where I'm from.

Me too, cept for the last part

Slapdown
03-08-2006, 01:11 PM
You sir are a moron, Good Times wasa on in the mid to late 70s. It was way better than any show Gary Coleman has even been on. Good Times was way ahead of its time, and even today its way ahead of todays shows (Besides The Boondocks)

STFU Diff'rent Strokes > all

tubbyturd
03-08-2006, 01:24 PM
I'm half german and half irish -- I like to get drunk and slaughter jews.

shampoo
03-08-2006, 01:31 PM
STFU Diff'rent Strokes > all

Once again, my faith is reaffirmed...

JerseySucks
03-08-2006, 05:18 PM
Hes not on the bus. He izzzzz the bus.

anyone that can name show gets a cookie.

Bill Cosby
03-08-2006, 06:16 PM
1/2 english. I play cricket.
1/2 cajun. I live in a bayou.

bradley7
03-08-2006, 06:16 PM
im french and canadien and american
but i live in ontario and go to a french catholic school
im prity regular so..........

aznflip08
03-08-2006, 06:30 PM
like all da other asians im a twinkie but also im apparently very good at cars and i kick ass at math

Sourmilk
03-08-2006, 06:33 PM
half german and half scottish.. wtf

sk8 dude
03-09-2006, 01:50 AM
im part saf so i play rugby, and im reasonably built. i do not think im racist, but at the same time i feel kinda angry at "different" people sometimes. I also have a fucking bad ass temper. but im english, so i like roasts and cups of tea.

SmaShitUp87
03-09-2006, 01:53 AM
like all da other asians im a twinkie but also im apparently very good at cars and i kick ass at math

Yeah good at them but cant drive 'em for shit! Aha! Zinger!!!!!!

subculture2
03-09-2006, 02:16 AM
Yeah good at them but cant drive 'em for shit! Aha! Zinger!!!!!!


i'm an asian indian,but ia in't from india.i;m from singapore,my country is like a dot on the map


the stereotype :spoke opium,gambling and drinking


i'm pretty much the drinker one,dont do the other two

Camron Wozniak
03-09-2006, 02:20 AM
I'm from Toronto, Ontario. So I guess I drink lots of beer while bitching about hockey and curling and spouting 'eh' and 'hoser' a lot in my two storey igloo, which has a nice view of the CN Tower.

subculture2
03-09-2006, 02:26 AM
i just love you sig,it's like drugs

ryce
03-09-2006, 09:47 AM
like all da other asians im a twinkie but also im apparently very good at cars and i kick ass at math

Most Asians are good with cars and have lots of knowledge at them, and kick ass at math.

I...on the other hand, don't know shit about cars, and math is my worst subject. I can't even speak my damn language, I have no accent, and I'm actually average height for some people here. I guess people have referred to me as abnormal for an Asian. Basically, I'm a white person trapped in a gook's body.

FG Haze
03-09-2006, 10:04 AM
Lol..

Hitman47
03-09-2006, 10:12 AM
im cypriot, i have a moustache, i drink a shitload of beer everyday, and cook 12 kg of meat every sunday. when i talk its like arguing.. cypriot women need atleast 10 minutes make up to go to buy a newspaper.. if you see a mercendes in the streets, it must be a taxi.. yes, we are onε fucking stupid nation with stupid habits..

Element DC Dude
03-12-2006, 02:34 AM
Im 1 half English so I like bad humor and 1 half Australian and im not a stereotypical australian

Charlie_Major
03-12-2006, 02:42 AM
Im half welsh so I like to Fuck sheep.
Im half English so I like to play some rugby cricket and drink some tea eat some biscuits and have an afternoon nap.
I also love crumpets.
I've got some Scottish in me somewhere: I love to eat battered mars bars I have a grey moustache and IO play the bagpipes and eat the stomach of animals.

Steezy_Eric
03-12-2006, 02:45 AM
100% Irish. I love potatos and I'm a binge drinker.

Haha. Same here.

die 4 pie
03-12-2006, 03:32 AM
like 12.5% italian, 12.5% french and 75% dutch LOL

BushPushesMongo
03-12-2006, 03:54 AM
I'm half Puerto Rican, and I put ketchup on almost everything.

Also, I'm very short. Thats the only stereotype I live with.