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FG Haze
03-06-2006, 01:51 PM
well.. ive heard alot of stupid stuff coming out of adults mouths all my life..
so why not make a thread about it?

For me... the funniest and worst thing ive heard from an adult was my friends buckshit grandfather calling me a 'j-bag'

yep.

how about everyone elce?


(sorry slap, didnt know this was one of your former topics... may i keep it running?)

WTFisTHIS?!
03-06-2006, 02:00 PM
I was crossing the steet on my board and this dude pulls up and skids and starts honking, i give him the finger, he drives off and shout out that i should suck his testicles and that im an asshole, wow we laughed at that one for awhile

BushPushesMongo
03-06-2006, 02:00 PM
Thread has been made already, by Slapdown. God that was funny.

Uhh, I was spitting once, because I had phlegm(sp?) build up, and my friends laughed. So this old lady goes ''Don't laugh at him, thats disgusting!''
And I'm like ''No! It's yummy!''
And she looks at me for like 5 minutes and then just like hurries away.
It's not really funny, nor does it fall under this topic, but it was the best thing I could think of this shortly, because it happened to me.
Oh, and my Grandma thinks everything besides Opera is jungle music..?
..And she calls video games ''Vidja Gaymes.''

FG Haze
03-06-2006, 02:02 PM
shit... i cant get anything original... i just thot of this and of cource slap has already made it...

im gonna keep this one up though...

Christian_Skater
03-06-2006, 04:21 PM
Haha my best friends grandpa says G**D*** befor everything and has a meth lab

dustydust
03-06-2006, 04:23 PM
My dad walks around the house naked.

Christian_Skater
03-06-2006, 04:27 PM
My dad walks around the house naked.
I bet thats LOADS of fun:suspiciou

dustydust
03-06-2006, 04:28 PM
Maybe one day ill have a wang as big as his!!!

KickFlip65
03-06-2006, 04:28 PM
my mom called me a son of a bit**


thats just stupid on her behalf

dustydust
03-06-2006, 04:29 PM
my grandpa ate my cat.

Smooth as Sandpaper
03-06-2006, 04:31 PM
shit... i cant get anything original... i just thot of this and of cource slap has already made it...

im gonna keep this one up though...

Haha, it's like that one southpark!
Simpsons did it!
http://www.dashdingo.com/effect/sp1.gif

lutzkasong
03-06-2006, 04:32 PM
Once somebody called me a skater-punk when I wasn't with my skateboard.:-S

Marevix
03-06-2006, 04:35 PM
The entire Federal Department of Food and Drug Administration:
"Only drugs can cure diseases", "obesity is a disease".
By that logic, diet and excercise is a drug.

downtown212
03-06-2006, 04:35 PM
My mom said "Do you smoke pot, you wear black t shrits and hang out with your skateing friends"

Then she wanted me to quit skateing becasue I broke my tailbone.

But I did not listen to her.

dustydust
03-06-2006, 04:37 PM
Once somebody called me a skater-punk when I wasn't with my skateboard.:-S

were you perhapes wearing ripped skate shoes baggy/skin tight pants and a skate tee?

black_world_skater
03-06-2006, 04:41 PM
I love dee Jello Poodding!Ya see these kids with thier vidja games and their naked parents.That's the problem with this generation.

www.zanyi.ch/Carica/bill-cosby1.htm

lutzkasong
03-06-2006, 04:43 PM
were you perhapes wearing ripped skate shoes baggy/skin tight pants and a skate tee?
I don't wear tight pants, or my skate shoes when I'm not skating. Not sure about the skate-tee thing, though.

Christian_Skater
03-06-2006, 04:47 PM
Maybe one day ill have a wang as big as his!!!
Just keep popping those pills and BELIEVE in yourself.

Christian_Skater
03-06-2006, 04:49 PM
My mom said "Do you smoke pot, you wear black t shrits and hang out with your skateing friends"

Then she wanted me to quit skateing becasue I broke my tailbone.

But I did not listen to her.
Good for you ????

emerican_mystery
03-06-2006, 04:58 PM
Good for you ????
shut up biblebeater

Sierra
03-06-2006, 05:00 PM
shut up biblebeater
dont start

FG Haze
03-07-2006, 04:25 AM
Haha my best friends grandpa says G**D*** befor everything and has a meth lab


lmao...

sk8ter_4life
03-07-2006, 08:37 AM
before my mom went to work yesterday (i sayed home-spring break) she told me not to go outside...i asked her why, and she said "because i don't want you too!"

Hitman47
03-07-2006, 09:00 AM
my mom called me a son of a bit**


thats just stupid on her behalf

hahahahahaha!

Metcalfe
03-07-2006, 09:38 AM
Maybe one day ill have a wang as big as his!!!

sick and wrong, in so many differant ways.

Destroy Mankind
03-07-2006, 09:41 AM
Once somebody called me a skater-punk when I wasn't with my skateboard.:-S

....How rude of them.

I have been called many things from my great-grandma but the best thing she has said to me is probably "You god damn little punk go crawl in a hole and die."





All I did was buy her the wrong flowers...

kag123
03-07-2006, 10:26 AM
my grandma called an areostar (the van) an areosmith, lol

and she called my fou ton (sp?) a to fue

SMR
03-07-2006, 11:28 AM
"Why do you hang out with Dakota? He's big, looks uncomfortable, and has a mohawk"
-SMR's dad

I don't like the mohawk, I just don't think it's fair to dislike him purely because of it.