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brenz-brenz
03-05-2006, 11:39 AM
So, bernards watch was/is a british television about a boy who finds a watch. Clicking the watch stops time completly, except for him, clicking the watch again then unpaused life.
However, Bernard was a right pussy and was affraid who would never do anything more exciting than pause time when shops had closed, go into them, get the things he wanted and leave a note and the money to pay for the goods. Faggot.

The questions remians, what would you do with this magic watch?

Heres a picture.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0754061183.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Posi's plz

Slapdown
03-05-2006, 11:43 AM
I remember watching that on CITV!

DomPy
03-05-2006, 11:45 AM
yeah, that show was great

pain.
03-05-2006, 11:50 AM
i would vandalize, skate on spots with high security, walk around naked, and take peoples(females) clothes off.

ToxicSkater
03-05-2006, 11:53 AM
I would pause time and put a cops head in a toilet and then unpause.

imlee
03-05-2006, 11:55 AM
haha, i would do the same things:)

yeahyeahyeah
03-05-2006, 11:56 AM
i would do most of the stuff pain said and i might shoplift a little, like get free beer(im way underage)

brenz-brenz
03-05-2006, 12:03 PM
Lets add an extra rule, if you're holding hands with someone, then they aren't paused too.

I would skate high security spots, steal whatever the fuck I wanted to, sneak onto trains and planes. Shit like that.

dustydust
03-05-2006, 12:04 PM
i would poop on people in there sleep

pain.
03-05-2006, 12:06 PM
you could be a mass murderer and no one could prove it was you.

dustydust
03-05-2006, 12:07 PM
you could be a mass murderer and no one could prove it was you.


.... or could they?

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 12:11 PM
Oh that was good.
Man I would do so much. Imagine just seeing a really fit girl walking down the street pause time then taker her clothes off. Masturbate. Unpause time.
I would go find some killer skate spots.
I would find all the chavs tie them all up together and put them in a big hole.
I would nick everything in sight.
Basically the best bit is pulling down girls pants and just admiring touching/smelling. AH I WANT THAT WATCH.

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 12:12 PM
Could you still start up a car? Cos I'd go nick some ferrari's.

brenz-brenz
03-05-2006, 12:29 PM
Could you still start up a car? Cos I'd go nick some ferrari's.
I dunno about that. :wondering

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 12:32 PM
Lets say everyone just freezes in there position, but there hearts and everthing are still beating so you can move them into certain positions. Cos if you froze time then there limbs would just snap off.

HaGGs
03-05-2006, 12:39 PM
sell it on ebay

SLEET!
03-05-2006, 12:41 PM
i would vandalize, skate on spots with high security, walk around naked, and take peoples(females) clothes off.

I would do all that, except for the walking around naked... I would have secks with the girlies.

pain.
03-05-2006, 12:45 PM
I would do all that, except for the walking around naked... I would have secks with the girlies.
YOU GET AIDZ LOLZ!!!!11!!

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 12:46 PM
sell it on ebay
I hope that was a joke. You could just pause time and go nick all the money in the world.

SLEET!
03-05-2006, 12:46 PM
YOU GET AIDZ LOLZ!!!!11!!

mabey, but CONDOMS! weee!
cinnamoncrunch>frootloops

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 12:48 PM
Ah man it would be so funny. Debag (pull down and strip of boxers) the head teacher in an assembly. Then put a smiley face on his bell. Or pause time throw a shit at the head teacher, then put another shit in some nerds hand.

seanb
03-05-2006, 02:04 PM
screw hot chicks, stick random things in peoples bungholes, steal junk, skate a lot, vandalize my school, sneak onto planes and shit

Stealing People's Mail
03-05-2006, 02:27 PM
id bury it. our world isnt ready for such advance technology. remember: "with great power comes great responsibilty" -Uncle Ben from spider-man.


jkjk. id steal stuff. youd have the best life if you had that. youd never need a job because you could just steal stuff.

pain.
03-05-2006, 02:36 PM
mabey, but CONDOMS! weee!
cinnamoncrunch>frootloops
:-O dont get me started on this again..fuck yo cinna crunch