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FG Haze
03-05-2006, 07:21 AM
Ok. This is called the storygame. It may be somewhere elce but i was bored so i thought of it just now.

I begin a story, then each person to post after me continues the story on and on. Make sure all the sentences in the whole thread make the story together, dont post something random. If you make the story very funny and add a cool twist to it or something, ill say "owned" then ill vote you for rep :]]

alrighty
ill begin?

As a man was driving home from work one day, he saw something strange..

Daltonmc
03-05-2006, 07:22 AM
He saw FG haze land a kickflip. What are the chances!?

FG Haze
03-05-2006, 07:29 AM
Just to continue it... he runs over to "congradulate" FG haze and morphs into an alien.

Bill Cosby
03-05-2006, 07:32 AM
Then he dies.

FG Haze
03-05-2006, 07:36 AM
he gets reincatnated as chuck norris.


ill leave it to you guys from here, because its only uphill. chuck norris cant die.

eggnog
03-05-2006, 07:37 AM
FG says.. "Holy shit! Chuck Noris?! Im fucked." and attempts to attack chuck with his skateboard, only to be roundhouse kicked, followed by having his heart ripped out and eaten. Chuck...

dain84
03-05-2006, 07:37 AM
and then I came over and raped everyone. end of story.

FG Haze
03-05-2006, 07:40 AM
chuck has poisonous semen and melts dain when he tries to rape him.

im still dead.

SktBrd12
03-05-2006, 07:42 AM
chuck norris comes back to life but soon realizes he is being swarmed by 26,000 african killer bees but manages to round house kick all of them and survive, later to be caught jerkin off by his mom.

the_unknown_soldier
03-05-2006, 07:43 AM
then chuck norris went home, because he was tired of people obsessing over him.

paco the taco
03-05-2006, 08:17 AM
On chucks way home, he tripped on a curb, and thot someone was attacking him so he roundhouse kicked the air and bent hyperspace and made a black hole.

shiftyskater
03-05-2006, 08:21 AM
Chuck Norris attempts to roundhouse kick the black hole only to have his neck snapped by Steven Seagal his only worthy advisary (besides Jackie Chan) that is able to destroy the Norris.

coolgangsta
03-05-2006, 09:11 AM
Steaven Segal kills Chuck Norris with his ninjutsu ninja kicks and burries(sp?) Chuck 200 feet under (he is dead btw) so he can NEVER come back (I'm sick of this Chuck Norris shit) and even with his magical powers he can't come back not even by a wonder, not even when a stupid member wants him back to make this story even more boring, then steven segal leaves and FG Haze still lies dead on the ground wile a bunch of old ladies are staring at him.

pain.
03-05-2006, 09:22 AM
one of the old ladys pulls out their medication, which is actually lsd, and now the old ladys are trippin balls and watching fg haze rot on the sidewalk.

BlackMAn
03-05-2006, 09:26 AM
she looks at em then walks on only to trip into the black hole.

Sierra
03-05-2006, 09:39 AM
she looks at em then walks on only to trip into the black hole.
She then is sucked in and dies, but she leaves behind her purse which is picked up by Robert Plant

hullo
03-05-2006, 09:43 AM
Robert Plant says screw this lets go skate. So they end up going to McDonalds and killing old Men

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 09:44 AM
The old men then realise that love is the answer and not hate and whips out his penis

pain.
03-05-2006, 09:49 AM
plant says fuck this and goes next door to hardees.

Boba Fett
03-05-2006, 02:24 PM
the person's head behind the counter at hardees suddenly explodes and makes such a big explosion it causes a ripple in the space-time-continuim.

Roboman
03-05-2006, 03:40 PM
That made Plant turn into Bill Clinton. He runs out of the shop and sees a small, sexy, very VERY attractive young chihuahua hound...

Sk8erSquirrel
03-05-2006, 05:31 PM
and then decides to have an affair with the Chihuahua hound...

stupidname
03-05-2006, 05:38 PM
but the chihuahua was actually hillary clinton??? oh noes so he....

LynardSkynardFan09
03-05-2006, 05:39 PM
and then decides to have an affair with the Chihuahua hound...

the chihuahua has rabies and bites him on his penis. He is now foaming from his dick...

Mr Evil Guy
03-05-2006, 07:36 PM
the chihuahua has rabies and bites him on his penis. He is now foaming from his dick...
He decides that now is a good time for a Miller Lite. He twists the cap off and begins chugging. After 17 bottles, he is in an incredibly drunken stupor, romaing around with no pants and his foaming dick hanging down. He apporaches a little boy with a lollipop and says...

sk8ter_4life
03-05-2006, 07:43 PM
wanna lick it?

shampoo
03-05-2006, 07:50 PM
He wanted to lick it, but this game just sucked too much ass...and the game's creator could never seem to spell "else" correctly....

SoHereIAm
03-05-2006, 07:55 PM
so "else" attacked him, totally pissed off and ready to kill

sk8ter_4life
03-05-2006, 09:18 PM
but else had major gas and had to make a mad dash to the restroom, where he encountered................

Camron Wozniak
03-05-2006, 09:35 PM
but else had major gas and had to make a mad dash to the restroom, where he encountered................

A mexican man named Tina. Tina hit else in the head with a box of lead condoms, and then proceded to drink vodka. Suddenly...

sk8 dude
03-05-2006, 09:50 PM
he got the runs, and exploded the toilet. It smelt, and killed everyone within 2 miles

Camron Wozniak
03-05-2006, 09:55 PM
he got the runs, and exploded the toilet. It smelt, and killed everyone within 2 miles
A cop named David Borgenflogenborgen was one of them. His wife was a dirty hooker. She was in the nearby city when...

Marevix
03-05-2006, 10:01 PM
A cop named David Borgenflogenborgen was one of them. His wife was a dirty hooker. She was in the nearby city when...

50 Cent, on his eleventh birthday, ran towards her with a loaded gun shouting "Niggaz in the hood smoke blood!". He pointed the gun at her, shouted "Y'all niggaz ain't got ***** bitch!" and..

Camron Wozniak
03-05-2006, 10:06 PM
50 Cent, on his eleventh birthday, ran towards her with a loaded gun shouting "Niggaz in the hood smoke blood!". He pointed the gun at her, shouted "Y'all niggaz ain't got ***** bitch!" and..

She screamed in agony at seeing 50 Cent. As her eyes melted from over-******ation, he was all like "WHAT!? WHAT!? Rep'r'zent da HOOD!!" Then he died. The cause is unknown to this day. At his funeral...

Roboman
03-05-2006, 10:17 PM
His mum tried to bring him back to life by repeatedly running him over with her car. Stupid I know. The resulting mess attracted thousands of killer birds, who wanted their vengeance on humans. They swooped down from the sky, when...

Camron Wozniak
03-05-2006, 10:18 PM
His mum tried to bring him back to life by repeatedly running him over with her car. Stupid I know. The resulting mess attracted thousands of killer birds, who wanted their vengeance on humans. They swooped down from the sky, when...

A gaggle of kangaroos hopped by, and ate the birds! It was cool. Next, the gang of 'roos...

Roboman
03-05-2006, 10:27 PM
...formed their own reggae-metal band to rival the likes of Skindred! They were deciding on band names, and chose...

Camron Wozniak
03-05-2006, 10:34 PM
...formed their own reggae-metal band to rival the likes of Skindred! They were deciding on band names, and chose...

"The Beginning of Group Sex" as thier name. The first single was "Yellow Green makes me quiver" which was wildly popular in...

sk8 dude
03-05-2006, 10:36 PM
Killing death corpse. they thought it brought out their "inner selves".

Camron Wozniak
03-05-2006, 10:41 PM
And it did.

A77A96
03-05-2006, 10:46 PM
the reggea metal roo's then take over the world and start there own empire we now know as the death star

sk8 dude
03-05-2006, 10:53 PM
we call in a secret organisation know as the "rebels" which has an awful pilot pushed into service due to high death rates.