View Full Version : cousin's dog is gettin in my trash

03-05-2006, 08:07 AM
anyone got ideas so the dog never comes near my house again, it has got into our garbage 6 times and spread it out all over the front yard. I want to kill it but thats not an option. So anyone know something I can do so the dog never comes back.

03-05-2006, 08:08 AM
Piss on your trash? Or if there is snow throw snowballs at it.

03-05-2006, 08:11 AM
no snow but maybe tennis balls would work?

The One Who Once Was
03-05-2006, 08:11 AM
Electric fence?

03-05-2006, 08:13 AM
id rather not have to buy a fence so I was thinkin if I inflicted pain on it, it might never come back.

Stealing People's Mail
03-05-2006, 08:14 AM
Electric fence?
or even just a normal fence. or just put a leesh on the dog and tie it to a tree or pole

FG Haze
03-05-2006, 08:15 AM
have yur cusin put up an electric fence for teh dog.

03-05-2006, 08:19 AM
no snow but maybe tennis balls would work?

Oh, Tennis balls are a great substitution for snowballs.

03-05-2006, 08:20 AM
they wont listen, we tell them every time but they wont do anything to stop...

03-05-2006, 08:22 AM
with little bombs inside so when they make contact they explode.

03-05-2006, 08:24 AM
Shoot him.

In the dickhole.

03-05-2006, 08:26 AM
he is a girl

03-05-2006, 08:27 AM
Ok shoot him in the pussy.

03-05-2006, 08:28 AM
with an elephant rifle?

FG Haze
03-05-2006, 08:30 AM
lmfao... put alkaseltzer in his food bowl.

03-05-2006, 08:43 AM
Moth balls maybe?

03-05-2006, 09:36 AM
lmfao... put alkaseltzer in his food bowl.
thats birds you dipshit

03-05-2006, 09:44 AM
put steaks in your cousins trash cans so it goes to their trash and not to yours.

03-05-2006, 09:45 AM
Call the pound.

03-05-2006, 10:53 AM
Sue your cousin for tresspassing. since the dog is his thats is his responsibility. get tons of money. buy decks.

03-05-2006, 02:18 PM
use mouse traps

03-05-2006, 02:20 PM
Put ammonia in your trash or bleach.

Popwar Pill
03-05-2006, 02:23 PM
buy garbage cans with lids that seal onto them...

03-05-2006, 02:48 PM
Next time you catch the dog in the trash, run up and kick it in the ass.

03-05-2006, 03:25 PM
buy garbage cans with lids that seal onto them...

ours snap on but we arent going to go and buy 3 new trash cans because they cant keep there dog from other peoples trash. If she doesnt stop im going to do something so it never comes near my house again, besides I hate the dog.

03-05-2006, 04:51 PM
Hot suace man.Believe me.Hot suace or peanut butter will teach any animal what it can taste and can't....

03-05-2006, 04:54 PM
Feed it peppers.

Professional Asshole
03-05-2006, 04:57 PM
once again, like always, i dont liike reading shit posts, so the people that have posted something usefull im sorry but i have skipped the post because of the great ammount of retards/noobs on this forum

but anyways, buy household amnonia from the store, (i think i spelled it right) it smells like ***** and it burns dogs nose hairs, so they will not come anywhere around your garbage, trust me, we have bears in the woods next to us along with a shit load of dogs in my neighborhood, and we poured amnonia around and on our trash and after about 2 weeks of this (during the 2 weeks they didn't come back) but even after the 2 weeks (when i stopped pouring it) they didn't come back, i think the dogs brain might be telling them, hey i dont want my nose hairs burned!