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_Enjoi_
03-04-2006, 01:26 PM
Q. What kind of meat does the pope eat?

A. Nun.

why was the dog barking?


cause it was on FIRE!

two muffins are sitting in an oven. one muffin says to the other one "man its getting hot in here" the other one says "holy shit a talking muffin!"

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza

pizza's dont scream when they are in the oven

what did the leper say to the whore



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Christian_Skater
03-04-2006, 01:32 PM
Q. What kind of meat does the pope eat?

A. Nun.

why was the dog barking?


cause it was on FIRE!

two muffins are sitting in an oven. one muffin says to the other one "man its getting hot in here" the other one says "holy shit a talking muffin!"

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza

pizza's dont scream when they are in the oven

what did the leper say to the whore



keep the tip
that made me want to shoot myself:-\

Rhythman
03-04-2006, 01:38 PM
Wow... so not funny.

flipguy
03-04-2006, 01:57 PM
lame

_Enjoi_
03-04-2006, 01:59 PM
god your all so hard too please

die 4 pie
03-04-2006, 02:03 PM
stfu n00bs, _enjoi_ is cool like poopin

FG Haze
03-04-2006, 02:47 PM
Jokes? Those were horrid attemps at humor.

enough said.

pain.
03-04-2006, 06:52 PM
4 gay guys walk in to a bar and there is one bar stool left. what do they do?

turn it upside down.


what do gay guys and st.louis cardinals baseball fans have in common?

they both like poo holes.(albert pujhols)


whats the difference between simba(from lion king) and oj simpson?

ones an african lion and the other is a lion african.

Kevo
03-04-2006, 07:04 PM
The pope one was funny. The rest I heard before.

Stealing People's Mail
03-04-2006, 07:39 PM
i lol'd. for some reason i like jokes that are more stupid than clever.

pain.
03-04-2006, 07:42 PM
i lol'd. for some reason i like jokes that are more stupid than clever.
join the club....

spanky_dan
03-04-2006, 07:45 PM
Pretty gay

hardlife
03-04-2006, 07:45 PM
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pain.
03-04-2006, 08:48 PM
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not funny

seanb
03-04-2006, 08:54 PM
what is worse than stepping in dog shit?

fucking a fetus to dismemberment

seanb
03-04-2006, 09:03 PM
THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVISTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, lT WAS ALREADY DEAD

A77A96
03-04-2006, 11:26 PM
2 guys walk into a bar, it hurt
4 blondes walk into a bar, you thought one of them would'da moved
what do you call a gay joke like the ones metions?
flop

shampoo
03-04-2006, 11:32 PM
THIS LADY IS GIVING BIRTH IN THE HOSPITAL AND THE DOCTOR DELIVERING THE BABY DELIVERS IT, CUTS THE EMBILICAL CORD, AND THEN THROWS THE BABY REALLY HARD AGAINST THE WALL. THE MOTHER AND FATHER START FREEKING OUT WHEN THE DOCTOR PICKS UP THE BABY BY IT'S LEG AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN. THEN HE PICKS UP WHAT'S LEFT OF THE BABY, SMILES AT THE DEVISTATED PARENTS AND SAYS "I'M JUST MESS'N WITH YOU, lT WAS ALREADY DEAD


Woah, what the fuck dude?





How the hell do you find these awesome jokes?
I'm definitely telling this one to some people...

A-Smith
03-04-2006, 11:45 PM
a mushroom walks into a bar ...the bartender says "sorry we dont serve your kind round' here", the mushroom replies " why not?, im a fungi"...............get it...ya ....not funny

Volcom_stone
03-05-2006, 12:21 AM
Why did the guy fall off his bike?

Cause his mum threw a fridge at him. Wow that was lame...

nefarious
03-05-2006, 12:26 AM
What's the difference between a sheep and a bathtub

one makes baa noises the other makes baath noises

Mr Evil Guy
03-05-2006, 12:30 AM
What do sex and the game Fable have in common?

Both are overrated and over before you know it, but in the end, you're glad you had it

magic mushroom
03-05-2006, 01:24 AM
lol

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 01:28 AM
I thought they were pretty good.
One liners are fun.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy?
Cos he doesn't know hes black.

Charlie_Major
03-05-2006, 01:30 AM
Dead baby jokes.
Whats the difference between a b ag of dead babies and a ferrari?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
Babies dont cruch when you eat them.

skater_jackass
03-05-2006, 02:03 AM
A dumb blonde walks into a pizza shop and skas for a large pizza. The guy asks would you like me to cut it into 6 or 12 pieces and the blonde says, 6 please, I could never eat 12.

xCxCxHx
03-05-2006, 03:07 AM
Jokes? Those were horrid attemps at humor.

enough said.

horrid? how about you're gay. hahaha