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nefarious
02-15-2006, 03:45 AM
http://media.putfile.com/Bruce-Lee---Fight-With-Chuck-Norris

enjoy

nefarious
02-15-2006, 04:24 AM
Bump

uk.skater
02-15-2006, 08:33 AM
LOL Awesome. Chuck Norris Got Owned :D The cat was kwl too;)

imlee
02-15-2006, 01:38 PM
ha, to bad that was acting, chuck norris would have won

nefarious
02-15-2006, 09:48 PM
The worst part was chuck losing..

Camron Wozniak
02-15-2006, 10:40 PM
I've already seen that. I own that movie on DVD.
PWNT.

In real life, there would have been no comparison. Notorious Mr. Norris would have roundhoused Bruce Lee in the face at ten times the speed of light and thus waped him to the 51st dimension, where muffins eat people for breakfast.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
02-15-2006, 10:51 PM
watching bruce lee grab a handfull of mans chest hair and pulling on it is the gayest thing ive seen.

magic mushroom
02-15-2006, 11:00 PM
damn, that kitty owned both of them.

Camron Wozniak
02-15-2006, 11:40 PM
watching bruce lee grab a handfull of mans chest hair and pulling on it is the gayest thing ive seen.

If you were getting your ass kicked in a fight and your opponent was barechested and hairy, wouldn't you?

And if that's the gayest thing you've ever seen you've obviously never seen Baseketball.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
02-16-2006, 01:18 AM
If you were getting your ass kicked in a fight and your opponent was barechested and hairy, wouldn't you?

And if that's the gayest thing you've ever seen you've obviously never seen Baseketball.
fights like a lady, pulling hair....

nefarious
02-16-2006, 02:17 AM
fights like a lady, pulling hair....
http://media.putfile.com/Skating-Movie

Gayer then that?

StarcraftLedZeppelin
02-16-2006, 08:17 AM
http://media.putfile.com/Skating-Movie

Gayer then that?
hahahahahah they suck as much at victor...

die 4 pie
02-16-2006, 08:20 AM
older than your mom

Camron Wozniak
02-16-2006, 10:08 AM
fights like a lady, pulling hair....

Um... are you saying that I fight like a girl, or just that that's how women fight?

Choizy
02-16-2006, 11:02 AM
i heard that bruce lees kicks felt like being hit by a car

StarcraftLedZeppelin
02-16-2006, 01:17 PM
Um... are you saying that I fight like a girl, or just that that's how women fight?
woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.

cornh0lio
02-16-2006, 01:29 PM
If that was real Chuck Norris would have just shot Bruce Lee.

Marevix
02-16-2006, 06:52 PM
Unrealistic, yet entertaining.

nefarious
02-16-2006, 09:03 PM
woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.
Hah, a couple of days ago a girl in my school (and most of my classes) hit another girl with a bin (metal).

Camron Wozniak
02-17-2006, 11:53 PM
woman usualy resort to pulling hair, its what they do when they are tired of slapping and clawing.
are you saying you pull hair when you fight? i never claimed you pull hair when you fight or that you fight like a girl.

I've never had to fight, because all the kids around my neighborhood are too chicken shit to actually try and hit me. They all talk big, and run away when I say I'll fight them.

If I was in a fight though, my tactics would depend on the conditions. If it's me versus a group, then there are no rules, I'll resort to anything, because that's not really a fair fight to begin with. But if it's a one on one, no weapons or anything, I wouldn't pull hair or use crotch shots or anything really dirty like that.

Okay, I was just unsure of your meaning.

nefarious
02-17-2006, 11:57 PM
I've never had to fight, because all the kids around my neighborhood are too chicken shit to actually try and hit me. They all talk big, and run away when I say I'll fight them.

If I was in a fight though, my tactics would depend on the conditions. If it's me versus a group, then there are no rules, I'll resort to anything, because that's not really a fair fight to begin with. But if it's a one on one, no weapons or anything, I wouldn't pull hair or use crotch shots or anything really dirty like that.

Okay, I was just unsure of your meaning.
Fights have rules?

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 12:05 AM
Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can.

nefarious
02-18-2006, 12:08 AM
Well, not really... It's more of an honor thing to me. In a one on one fight, unless the other person is a dirty fighter, I'm not gonna be. If I can't win with just punches and the like, then I don't think I deserve to. But in a one vs two/three/ect, I'm gonna try my hardest to fuck them up as much as I can.
GEt inbewteen them and when they both go to punch at the same time, DUCK.

spanky_dan
02-18-2006, 12:30 AM
^^
that's brilliant nefarious, where do you come up with these ideas

nefarious
02-18-2006, 12:38 AM
^^
that's brilliant nefarious, where do you come up with these ideas
At night when im playingwith my amry men figurines.

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 01:02 AM
GEt inbewteen them and when they both go to punch at the same time, DUCK.
HAHA, I'll be sure to try that!

nefarious
02-18-2006, 01:06 AM
OR do a splits thing in the air inbetween = double groin kick

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 01:17 AM
Didn't they do that one in a power rangers movie or something?

nefarious
02-18-2006, 01:26 AM
Didn't they do that one in a power rangers movie or something?
Not how im thinking..

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 01:31 AM
Ok... I failed... now I implode... here I go!

nefarious
02-18-2006, 01:34 AM
Ok... I failed... now I implode... here I go!
*coveres ears with sexy lingerie*

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 01:42 AM
Not pre-used, I hope. O.o

nefarious
02-18-2006, 01:45 AM
Nope..

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 01:54 AM
Okay.

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Chuck Norris.

matty_h
02-18-2006, 05:35 AM
If that was real chuck norris wouldn't of lasted 10 seconds

nefarious
02-18-2006, 05:37 AM
If that was real chuck norris wouldn't of lasted 10 seconds
What choo talkin bout moe?

Camron Wozniak
02-18-2006, 05:40 AM
If that was real chuck norris wouldn't of lasted 10 seconds

Your luck Chuck Norris doesn't go on SBC... he'd roundhouse you through his 150 inch magic computer moniter and send you into a state of pure ownedness.

The Enlightenment
02-18-2006, 10:09 PM
that was obviously acting, chuck would have wiped bruces ass all over that temple

nefarious
02-18-2006, 10:11 PM
that was obviously acting, chuck would have wiped bruces ass all over that temple
So would the cat..

Airblaster
02-19-2006, 12:14 AM
No chuck no....

nefarious
02-19-2006, 12:16 AM
No chuck no....
More like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

popwar guy
02-19-2006, 02:37 PM
i heard that bruce lees kicks felt like being hit by a car
remind me not to get kicked by Bruce Lee

A77A96
02-19-2006, 02:52 PM
I've already seen that. I own that movie on DVD.
PWNT.

In real life, there would have been no comparison. Notorious Mr. Norris would have roundhoused Bruce Lee in the face at ten times the speed of light and thus waped him to the 51st dimension, where muffins eat people for breakfast.
^^^ lol. that was totally incorrect. chuck norris could off round house kicked bruce lee so hard that he'd forget how to fight.

nefarious
02-19-2006, 09:04 PM
^^^ lol. that was totally incorrect. chuck norris could off round house kicked bruce lee so hard that he'd forget how to fight.
That was lame..

Brian Fellows0101
02-19-2006, 09:12 PM
hahahah i do that to playwith army guys........................yeeaahhh
sound effects
boom bam, hee yah! meow, splat, look out, body slam, popwowpwowpopwww, teeawh teewh(laser gun)[hahah], die hee yah, drop kick, meow, kabow...... il stop now

nefarious
02-19-2006, 09:17 PM
Oh, please go on, I'm learning.

sick!!!
02-20-2006, 01:58 AM
you know chuck norris lost his virginaty before his dad

nefarious
02-20-2006, 02:02 AM
you know chuck norris lost his virginaty before his dad
Yer, im sure everyone on her has heard them all..