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xCxCxHx
07-25-2011, 10:11 AM
didnt turn out as i thought it would. still the best birthday ever though. i actually got a blumpkin nigggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol it is too hard to shit and cum at the same time

SkaterTillDeath
07-25-2011, 10:14 AM
i still cannot understand this.

t pudz has arm steez
07-25-2011, 10:14 AM
damn id probably put the shit off for later in that situation. happy belated birthday

Ramen
07-25-2011, 10:15 AM
that's so unhygienic


grats though

Punkatoo
07-25-2011, 10:23 AM
ew man, that sounds so gross D:

skatenj
07-25-2011, 10:24 AM
well atleast we confirmed his keyboard has a k key

Lil T
07-25-2011, 10:48 AM
loooooooool man that shit seems so impossible to achieve

Occupant
07-25-2011, 11:06 AM
fuckin classy

BobbyGanoosh
07-25-2011, 11:16 AM
do you know why she did it?

Deerdick
07-25-2011, 11:21 AM
didnt turn out as i thought it would. still the best birthday ever though. i actually got a blumpkin nigggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lol it is too hard to shit and cum at the same time

:)

Punkatoo
07-25-2011, 11:28 AM
CCH does have a K, he just spells words with "cc" instead of "ck". motherfuccers

thewombat793
07-25-2011, 01:10 PM
props

kinjjibo
07-25-2011, 01:13 PM
I bet you feel luccy, don't you?

EmericasBlackSkater
07-25-2011, 01:16 PM
I bet you got dank nuts.

AdioSkate229
07-25-2011, 01:19 PM
how do you not piss when you take a shit

EmericasBlackSkater
07-25-2011, 01:23 PM
I can do it. I feel like a girl though.

AdioSkate229
07-25-2011, 01:28 PM
you'd make one fine woman ;]

Videon
07-25-2011, 01:54 PM
dude hahahahaa I've always wanted to get a blumpkin. It's probably not great but to be able to say you did it. props man.

mattmocapadili
07-25-2011, 02:24 PM
ahahahhah

d3thcomic666
07-25-2011, 02:36 PM
did you shit when you reached...CLIMAX!?!?!?!?

mattflip6.4
07-25-2011, 02:40 PM
i still cannot understand this.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkinblumpkin 10319 up, 1351 down
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.

Shockwave
07-25-2011, 03:42 PM
how do you not piss when you take a shit

that's the thing, he did piss.

the_unknown_soldier
07-25-2011, 03:48 PM
I beat Dodongo's Cavern on the toilet. (In 3D.)


Just as good?

dir3
07-25-2011, 07:09 PM
CCH is the sexual pioneer of sbc, he goes where no other men dare

PlanB
07-25-2011, 07:15 PM
how do you not piss when you take a shit

He had a boner man

tsixe_sneila
07-25-2011, 07:16 PM
what i want to know is what kind of skeezer actually agreed to give a blumpkin.. props dude you got mad game if you were able to pull that off

edit planb i dont know why that made me laugh so hard but it did^

igrindtwinkies
07-26-2011, 07:44 PM
you care to tell us the story?

travischrist777
07-26-2011, 08:16 PM
i'm curious about this too^,,
i always imagined most forms of sex to be like.. spontaneous, heat of the moment type things, and not planned out..
but i couldn't imagine your girl walking in on you shitting and you just being like 'well since you're already in here..."

Punkatoo
07-26-2011, 11:06 PM
i'm curious about this too^,,
i always imagined most forms of sex to be like.. spontaneous, heat of the moment type things, and not planned out..
but i couldn't imagine your girl walking in on you shitting and you just being like 'well since you're already in here..."
"hey, i slipped some ex-lax in your b-day cake since you called me a bitch yesterday, how can i make it up to you?"

vrsick
07-27-2011, 05:43 AM
kinda gross but whatever floats your boat

StarcraftLedZeppelin
07-27-2011, 10:33 AM
I wouldn't want to get one because I don't want to sit in a spot after I took a shit.

copsandprepssuck
07-27-2011, 01:23 PM
I wouldn't want to get one because I don't want to sit in a spot after I took a shit.

what the fuck is going on in your sig?

StarcraftLedZeppelin
07-27-2011, 04:01 PM
Banana stickers are metal?

atmboy136
07-27-2011, 06:30 PM
/win

Leeroy
07-27-2011, 07:07 PM
http://www.challengertalk.com/forums/attachments/f5/34979d1310989013-contribute-srt-go-wing-spoiler-legendary-thread.jpg

xCxCxHx
07-28-2011, 08:38 AM
do you know why she did it?
was my birthday wish ~_~
I wouldn't want to get one because I don't want to sit in a spot after I took a shit.

thats why you courtesy flush dog

and for all those who want to know....... pretty sure it is impossible to bust AND shit at the SAME exact time.i bust and then took a fat steamy shit IMMEDIATELY after.. god has a plan for everything and everyone and shitting/ busting nuts at the same time just isn't part of it.

Punkatoo
07-28-2011, 03:18 PM
was my birthday wish ~_~


thats why you courtesy flush dog

and for all those who want to know....... pretty sure it is impossible to bust AND shit at the SAME exact time.i bust and then took a fat steamy shit IMMEDIATELY after.. god has a plan for everything and everyone and shitting/ busting nuts at the same time just isn't part of it.
you can't pee and bust at the same time...well you can, but some of the skeet may leak into your bladder, and vice versa.

fun fact: say you gotta piss real bad, and you're about to hit the climax. you can kill the feel of the climax by either tugging your nuts a little bit, or pressing on the gooch. now you can go piss without a rock solid boner.

tsixe_sneila
07-28-2011, 06:05 PM
did not know that.... lol

Punkatoo
07-28-2011, 06:52 PM
i'm full of fun facts. you can also do those things when switching positions in order to lose some of that sensation so it takes longer to bust. some guys prefer some positions over others, personally i like ass so i tend to bust faster when i'm going in from the back. so if you ever wanna make it last, think of something random and hold it for about five seconds.